: Who invented the BMW?

09-12-2002, 03:30 PM
...Kurt Tank?

09-12-2002, 03:48 PM
some guy in another post said it was the nazies who invented BMW!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-12-2002, 04:04 PM
whelp, if them nazies wore tight leather crotchless undies wif ming the merciless black hoods and were as gay as goergous george, then i'd haf ta say it's a pretty sure thing that kurt tank wuz the nazie that invented the bmw.

09-12-2002, 09:56 PM
BMW long predates Nazi Germany. In fact I think BMW's first product was an aviation inline-6 engine around World War I. One of these powered Baron von Richthofen (the Red Baron's) airplane.

-- Joe

09-12-2002, 10:43 PM
Oh yah. the red baron guy. didn't he invent kurt tank?

09-13-2002, 02:15 AM
Ya'll dont know nothin, a farmer in Bavaria invented BMW. He had a wagon that he carried his "Crap" in <used it on his fields>. Later instead of using Mules, he got one of them wasserpumpen from the Cheeseheads <German for Dutch people>, and built it on his wagon.

All the other farm folk gave his wagon a name "Bayrische Mist Wagon"= Bavarian Crap Wagon. <BMW> So there!