Funny/stupid Mcdonalds jokes

[DominguesE30]

Whats the funniest you've done?
Im getting my licence soon and i want to have fun with the guys in drive-thru :thumbup:
My boss has told me some like pretend that my bimmer is broken down, get the guys in the car behind me to push me to the next window where i get my food, start the car up and drive off.
Im also thinking about getting my freind stacy involved. She is :yikes: btw. Anyways if a guy talks thru the speakerfone ill get her to talk back to him in a seducing voice. Then ill get her to hide and check out how many fellow workmates he called over to the window to check out the babe.
And sticking my friend in the trunk. And when i order ill get him to bang on the boot. LMFAO

You guys done anything? besides going in reverse.:dunno:

[efanton]

And I though getting a full license was a sign of maturity.:rolleyes:

Oh well never mind. What ever make you happy. And dont forget to read my sig.

[DominguesE30]

lol im 18.
I WANT TO HAVE FUN!

[jason_recliner]

I've done many at Maccas. One favourite:

Once I walked up to the drive through and tried to give an order.
"There's someone inside I don't want to see, can I order here?"
- "No, you can't come through without a car."
"Where am I meant to get a car? I'm only 16!" (I was 18)
- "I don't know, go steal one or something."

I get back in my car, start it, and pull the key from the ignition - as you could do in my worn old mazda 323 tumbler.

"Hi. I'd like a Big mac and a coke please"
- "!!!!"
"Well, you said I should steal one..."
- "Um... Just put it back when you've finished, ok?"

[jason_recliner]

Oh, and this one:

Five people in a VW beetle. Six actually, one's under the bonnet.
Stop short of the window. The girl leans out to motion the driver forward.
Meanwhile, the guy in the front lifts the bonnet (hood) and grabs the food while she's not looking. What follows next is a most confused look.

Yeah, it's absolutely NEVER to late to have a happy childhood. Did this when we were ~ 22.

[DNRC]

Best one I've heard of was when my friend and one of his budddies went to a drive thru one night and my friend put the tarter sauce around his lips and when they pulled up to the window he had his head down above his buddie's lap (bobbing his head up and down of course) to where they couldn't see his face and then he threw up his head and started screaming that it burned with the white tarter sauce smothered on his face.

meh, I'm not a big fan of pranking drive thru though, I worked at a fast food restaurant in drive-thru for over a year and that is why I don't prank them unless I know them. One night when I was working the late late shift, these gothic kids came through with one sitting on the hood and one on the trunk, when they got up to the window the kid on the back dissappeared and when I went to hand out there food he came running by, grabbed the food, and took off. The drive started to "panick" claiming the kid stole his food, I locked the window and walked off into the back room.

[v33_n0d3]

I drop change and asked them to come around and pick it up for me. I also mutter things like "let me have some pickles and cheese" when my buddies are trying to order.

[77vetteguy]

driving through backwards has been done lol. me and some buddies went through backwards in a huge van.

[bobbobb]

been through on a horse when it was really hot and i wanted a mcflurry and i did get served

mind u the mac in question is near fields that a lot of people go riding

[Pirate_copy]

The freakiest thing that ever happed to me at a drive thru was that ONCE i actually got what i ordered!!!

[Vornado]

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=120351&stc=1&d=1189101932

[#5880]

Best one I've heard of was when my friend and one of his budddies went to a drive thru one night and my friend put the tarter sauce around his lips and when they pulled up to the window he had his head down above his buddie's lap (bobbing his head up and down of course) to where they couldn't see his face and then he threw up his head and started screaming that it burned with the white tarter sauce smothered on his face.

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http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/stripes.jpg

[Pirate_copy]

This has taken an odd turn

Shall we bring this around to BMW related before it is moved??

[jason_recliner]

driving through backwards has been done lol. me and some buddies went through backwards in a huge van.

Did that too. As the passenger, I gave the order. When we got round to the window, she didn't noticed we reversed so refused to serve us, saying we had to enter from the other way.

Wasted effort.

[Edit:]
Shall we bring this around to BMW related before it is moved??
"This was in a BMW". (Though it wasn't really :))

[Conehead]

I was in a work car, and the officer I was working with (he was driving) went into McDonalds drive thru and asked for a Bacon and Cheese Fillet Burger and 3 pieces of chicken (KFC).....wondered why the guy serving looked at his in a stupid way.....DERRR..

Then he got the sh1ts cause he had to wait for the cars infront to move before we could get out!!!

Cone
XXX

[DominguesE30]

LOL CONE!
when i worked at kfc i had some1 ask for a big mac meal large.....
The funny thing was they were being serious!