Keyhole Cover Part Number

[dduk]

So, I'm looking for the driver's side keyhole cover part number, that been used to replace the lock cylinder in order to increase security on our E46's. I have a MY'02 sedan and need the correct part number. I think it's one of the following (taken from other boards with my guess on application)::confused:

51 21 7 002 227 (pre 9/00 coupe)
51 21 8 241 401 (post 9/00 coupe)

51 21 8 216 119 (pre 9/00 sedan)
51 21 8 253 477 (post 9/00 sedan)

Can anyone confirm the above part numbers (expecially the post 9/00 sedan).
Thanks

P.S. got my Bentley Manual in the mail and must say it's one of the best "upgrades" you can get for your car. Very well written with lots of electrical diags and useless, but interesting information.

[Guest84]

For my 01' 330Ci, this was the Drivers side door key hole cover number:

51 21 82 41 401

[Clem]

The first ones look right, but as far as I knew the coupes and sedans use the same parts

[dduk]

Clem, you must be the admin on every single board. From what I remember on the other boards, the sedan vs. coupe numbers are different.

[in_d_haus]

Anyone got a pic?

[Clem]

I have one sitting on my desk at home if that helps :)

[Guest84]

Doug, ..installation at the dealer was estimated at 1.5 hours of labor (~Cough..Bullshiit~Cough) and involves removing the door panel, something I have no desire to do at this moment in my life..so I bagged the idea.

[ride365]

it does not require removal of the door panel, but in the name of security i won't publicly say what it does involve.

[Guest84]

You could email me if you don't mind..

ripsnort60@yahoo.com

[johnlew]

Sorry to sound like a dope, but what is a keyhole cover :confused:

[ride365]

Originally posted by johnlew
Sorry to sound like a dope, but what is a keyhole cover :confused:

if you look at your driver's side door handle, you'll see a hole where you insert your key. if you look at your passenger-side door handle, it's a smooth cover without keyhole.

car-thieves sometimes pop the door lock through the keyhole, so removing the keyhole prevents that. the downside is that you are then relying solely on your key-remote to unlock your car... or in your case, the gaping hole where your roof should be ;)

[johnlew]

Thanks Ride,

I won't need it as my car is garaged day and nite. As for the hole in my roof, they'd need a saw now.



http://home.wi.rr.com/bmw330cic/hardtop_files/image005.jpg :D

[ride365]

Originally posted by johnlew
...As for the hole in my roof, they'd need a saw now..

sweet. i love hardtops.

[chalkem77]

Originally posted by dduk
Clem, you must be the admin on every single board. From what I remember on the other boards, the sedan vs. coupe numbers are different.
They are different. I know because i went into my dealer and had the parts guy order the cover for me. that was my first mistake since i should have walked in with the part number myself. he ordered a sedan one by accident and it doesn't fit my coupe. on the cover, the angle of the edge closest to the handle is different.

[dduk]

So, can anyone confirm that the sedan p/n's are correct? I think I have them correct, because the sequence of p/n's would make sense to me. Got a price of about $5 from Pacific BMW. But they quoted me like $45 for the split driver's side mirror. Hmmm.

[CaliColin]

Originally posted by dduk
But they quoted me like $45 for the split driver's side mirror. Hmmm.

Any pictures of this mirror?

[alee]

Originally posted by CaliColin


Any pictures of this mirror?

Split Mirror Install (http://bimmer.roadfly.org/bmw/forums/e46/forum.php?postid=136385&page=1)

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Split Mirror Install (http://bimmer.roadfly.org/bmw/forums/e46/forum.php?postid=136385&page=1)

-Al

Once again you forgot to mention this part of your split mirror install :p
http://www.chem.unl.edu/safety/sep13_01.jpg

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Once again you forgot to mention this part of your split mirror install :p


From now on, my mods will be done with my safety suit...

http://www.memphisunitedscubateam.com/Scuba.jpg

:D

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


From now on, my mods will be done with my safety suit...

:D

-Al

I was thinking this would be more appropriate...:D
http://www.nfb.ca/grizzly/suit1.gif
anti-bear suit

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


I was thinking this would be more appropriate...:D
http://www.nfb.ca/grizzly/suit1.gif
anti-bear suit

Now I know why my take-out order never arrived, you two are still here yucking it up. I admit that when I went to lunch I was having trouble not laughing about Al's comment--You go now!:D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

I was thinking this would be more appropriate...:D
anti-bear suit

Isn't that from the classified documents at lmco? :)

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Isn't that from the classified documents at lmco? :)

-Al

Oh ****...yes it is...now I have to kill you...sorry, nothing personal it's just my patriotic duty :(

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Now I know why my take-out order never arrived, you two are still here yucking it up. I admit that when I went to lunch I was having trouble not laughing about Al's comment--You go now!:D

I know...I was laughing like a fool!! :D

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Oh ****...yes it is...now I have to kill you...sorry, nothing personal it's just my patriotic duty :(

Before you do can I have Al's cleaning product stash, I'll charter the 747 to fly it all out here.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Before you do can I have Al's cleaning product stash, I'll charter the 747 to fly it all out here.

A 747 won't be big enough, you'll need one of these :rolleyes:
http://www.k12.nf.ca/sptech/aviation/cargo/efd_guppy2.jpg

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


A 747 won't be big enough, you'll need one of these :rolleyes:


ROTF, it is shaped like Al's head.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


ROTF, it is shaped like Al's head.

yeah but the cockpit windows should be like this ---- ----

:D

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


yeah but the cockpit windows should be like this ---- ----

:D

Ouch:D :D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Ouch:D :D

Thank God he has a great sense of humor and knows I am just kidding with him...or else he would come over and Kung Fu my ass!! You know according to alee all asians are born knowing martial arts :rolleyes:

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Thank God he has a great sense of humor and knows I am just kidding with him...or else he would come over and Kung Fu my ass!! You know according to alee all asians are born knowing martial arts :rolleyes:

Yes I am never this politically incorrect but you two bring it out in me. :) Who am I to talk, my date tomorrow night is Japanese but can barely speak english. My friends say that is a good thing since she won't realize what a a**hole I am.;)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Yes I am never this politically incorrect but you two bring it out in me. :) Who am I to talk, my date tomorrow night is Japanese but can barely speak english. My friends say that is a good thing since she won't realize what a a**hole I am.;)

She already knows you're a lawyer, right? 'nuff said :D

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


She already knows you're a lawyer, right? 'nuff said :D

That's true, I disclose that up front. Some people still have a positive image of us, or severe brain damage.:p

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


That's true, I disclose that up front. Some people still have a positive image of us, or severe brain damage.:p

Those people are called defendants! :D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi
You know according to alee all asians are born knowing martial arts :rolleyes:

None of us can speak English though!

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


None of us can speak English though!

-Al

But you are all really good at math! :p

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Those people are called defendants! :D

Clients Mike, they are clients:D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


A 747 won't be big enough, you'll need one of these :rolleyes:
http://www.k12.nf.ca/sptech/aviation/cargo/efd_guppy2.jpg

Chris Bangle does aircraft too?

-Al

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

Who am I to talk, my date tomorrow night is Japanese but can barely speak english

Slim pickin out in Hawaii huh? :D

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


Slim pickin out in Hawaii huh? :D

-Al

Is this "The Empire Strikes Back"?:) Actually she is very pretty, at least in the pictures at the post office. Tonite's is caucasian and speaks English.:p

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


yeah but the cockpit windows should be like this ---- ----

:D

I'd be insulted but I can't see what you typed. :D

http://staff.pop3now.com/alee/badge.jpg

-Al

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

Tonite's is caucasian and speaks English.:p

But can she spell her name? :cool:

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Chris Bangle does aircraft too?

-Al

Believe it or not I have been inside that thing. We charter it to transport unusually large satellites and / or launch systems to some of the commercial launch sights we use that are out of the US...Kourou, French Guyana and Star City in Russia, well Kazhakstan (sp?) now...

The thing is unbelievable huge inside...the whole front of the plane swings open like a door, including the cockpit. I have pics on my office wall from inside, this pic I got on their web site.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Clients Mike, they are clients:D

Yep...the name you guys have given them so you can look at yourself in the mirror!! :D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Believe it or not I have been inside that thing. We charter it to transport unusually large satellites and / or launch systems to some of the commercial launch sights we use that are out of the US...Kourou, French Guyana and Star City in Russia, well Kazhakstan (sp?) now...

Is that the Super Guppy?

I actually had this fantasy back when I was waiting for my car. A bunch of members would get together, and group charter a cargo airplane, load it up with bimmers for express delivery. Screw cosmoline and 2 weeks on the water to get to the East coast. :D You too can have your bimmer overnight, plus applicable surcharge (I'd say about $50k a person) :D

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


I'd be insulted but I can't see what you typed. :D

http://staff.pop3now.com/alee/badge.jpg

-Al

Why? Did somebody tie some string around your head?? :D

sorry dude...couldn't help myself :eek:

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


But can she spell her name? :cool:

-Al

Hmmm I did not ask, she did ask if I could drive her back to the trailer park:D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

Yep...the name you guys have given them so you can look at yourself in the mirror!! :D

I have it on good authority that lawyers can't see their own reflection. :eek:

-Al

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Why? Did somebody tie some string around your head?? :D

sorry dude...couldn't help myself :eek:

Where's the gong when I need one!

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Yep...the name you guys have given them so you can look at yourself in the mirror!! :D

And deposit their checks:p

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


I have it on good authority that lawyers can't see their own reflection. :eek:

-Al

And that would be a bad thing?:cool:

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Is that the Super Guppy?

I actually had this fantasy back when I was waiting for my car. A bunch of members would get together, and group charter a cargo airplane, load it up with bimmers for express delivery. Screw cosmoline and 2 weeks on the water to get to the East coast. :D You too can have your bimmer overnight, plus applicable surcharge (I'd say about $50k a person) :D

-Al

$50K might cover it...might...I believe that you were thinking about that, I'm just surprised you didn't get quotes :rolleyes:

Yes that's the Super Guppy...when you see it take off you swear there is no way it can possibly fly...

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

$50K might cover it...might...I believe that you were thinking about that, I'm just surprised you didn't get quotes :rolleyes:


heh... close. :D I called BMW NA and asked them if it was possible to have a built bimmer loaded on to a cargo plane instead of using WLNA, so I could save the destination costs.

The lady wasn't amused. Nor was her manager. :eek:

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Slim pickin out in Hawaii huh? :D

-Al

yes...why do you think she is willing to go out with him?? :D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

yes...why do you think she is willing to go out with him?? :D

LOL! Hard times have fallen on the islands!

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


yes...why do you think she is willing to go out with him?? :D

Do I detect some jealousy? I will be having a fine time thank you, heck I might, just might, let her ride in the car if she promised to take her shoes off first.:D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


I have it on good authority that lawyers can't see their own reflection. :eek:

-Al

And all this time I thought they were blood sucking leetchs...and they turn out to be vampires...who knew??

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


heh... close. :D I called BMW NA and asked them if it was possible to have a built bimmer loaded on to a cargo plane instead of using WLNA, so I could save the destination costs.

The lady wasn't amused. Nor was her manager. :eek:

-Al

I would have paid a lot to eavesdrop on that phone call :eek:

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Do I detect some jealousy? I will be having a fine time thank you, heck I might, just might, let her ride in the car if she promised to take her shoes off first.:D

Tell her you live in your car...they always take their shoes off inside a home, don't they??

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


LOL! Hard times have fallen on the islands!

-Al

No, that would be when we recruit engineers from Philly.:)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


LOL! Hard times have fallen on the islands!

-Al

Tourism has been down since 9/11

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Tell her you live in your car...they always take their shoes off inside a home, don't they??

Yes they do, but I want her to believe I have property, she will know fast I have no manners.:D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


No, that would be when we recruit engineers from Philly.:)

LOL! I think the volcano God would blow up the island before it got that desperate! :D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Yes they do, but I want her to believe I have property, she will know fast I have no manners.:D

Once again...she knows you're a lawyer right?? She's prepared already. :p

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

No, that would be when we recruit engineers from Philly.:)

The only thing that Philly folks are good at is ... oh, wait. we're not good at anything!

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


LOL! I think the volcano God would blow up the island before it got that desperate! :D

Yup, people say there are too many "haoles" (non-asians) here. Damn that means Al could come. :(

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Once again...she knows you're a lawyer right?? She's prepared already. :p

You are right, I am DOA. :(

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


The only thing that Philly folks are good at is ... oh, wait. we're not good at anything!

-Al

I'm not a Philly person...you grew up in Lawrenceville, you were almost as close to Philly as me :p and don't even try to tell me Lawrenceville is just an extension of Princeton :rolleyes:

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Yup, people say there are too many "haoles" (non-asians) here. Damn that means Al could come. :(

Hey Al...do you like poi? (sp?)

WTF is poi anyway :confused:

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

Yup, people say there are too many "haoles" (non-asians) here. Damn that means Al could come. :(

Membership has its priveleges! I'm protected by the Asian brotherhood. :D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


You are right, I am DOA. :(

Yeah Dirty Old Attorney :p

I don't think you are dead on arrival...she thinks she has a shot at getting her MRS degree with an Ivy Leaguer :D

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Hey Al...do you like poi? (sp?)

WTF is poi anyway :confused:

Poi is ground up taro into a paste. It has the consistency of wallpaper and frankly I never touch it. There are many better Hawaiian foods, lomi lomi salmon, pipikala, chicken long rice.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Membership has its priveleges! I'm protected by the Asian brotherhood. :D

Asian brotherhood?? From what I understand the Chinese hate the Japanese, the Vietnamese hate the Filipinos and everyone hates the Koreans?? I learned that in Pacific Rim 101 :rolleyes:

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Yeah Dirty Old Attorney :p

I don't think you are dead on arrival...she thinks she has a shot at getting her MRS degree with an Ivy Leaguer :D

LOL-tomorrow's guest is 43 close to me, tonite's is 34.

Ironically my ex said to me a few months ago that I should be wary of women trying to marry me for money, I wanted to say to her "and your point is.....":D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Poi is ground up taro into a paste. It has the consistency of wallpaper and frankly I never touch it. There are many better Hawaiian foods, lomi lomi salmon, pipikala, chicken long rice.

I knew it was a paste made from a plant...didn't know it was taro.

What is pipikala?

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


I'm not a Philly person...you grew up in Lawrenceville, you were almost as close to Philly as me :p and don't even try to tell me Lawrenceville is just an extension of Princeton :rolleyes:

It doesn't end there. Lawrenceville is only 6 miles from Princeton, so it basically is Princeton. A large percentage of Princeton residents work in NYC, so that makes us Lawrenceville folk honorary New Yorkers. :p

-Al

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Asian brotherhood?? From what I understand the Chinese hate the Japanese, the Vietnamese hate the Filipinos and everyone hates the Koreans?? I learned that in Pacific Rim 101 :rolleyes:

Yes, but we all band together when it comes to those "stupid Americans". YOU GO NOW! :D

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


LOL-tomorrow's guest is 43 close to me, tonite's is 34.

Ironically my ex said to me a few months ago that I should be wary of women trying to marry me for money, I wanted to say to her "and your point is.....":D

You should have said that you learned your lesson after her :(

34!! Go get 'em counselor!! :cool:

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Asian brotherhood?? From what I understand the Chinese hate the Japanese, the Vietnamese hate the Filipinos and everyone hates the Koreans?? I learned that in Pacific Rim 101 :rolleyes:

There is some of that. Each group here gets busted in a different way, the Chinese are tight with their money, the Japanese are geeks and boring, the Filipinos for eating the neighborhood dogs. Ethnic humor here is very funny once you understand it.

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


You should have said that you learned your lesson after her :(

34!! Go get 'em counselor!! :cool:

I did it is called a prenup:D

34, yes I think that is a good thing.;)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Yes, but we all band together when it comes to those "stupid Americans". YOU GO NOW! :D

-Al

Years ago I worked on a satellite for Japanese television and we had on site reps. Across the hall we had the program office for Koreasat, a telephone satellite for Korea and they had on site reps...

I swear Al the hallway was like the DMZ...we had to have a Korean rep deported...he followed someone through the cypher locked door into the BS3N (the Japanese satellite) program affice and walked off with some technical documents that were proprietary. :rolleyes:

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


It doesn't end there. Lawrenceville is only 6 miles from Princeton, so it basically is Princeton. A large percentage of Princeton residents work in NYC, so that makes us Lawrenceville folk honorary New Yorkers. :p

-Al

Is there a prep school there? I went to Penn with kids from Lawrenceville.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


There is some of that. Each group here gets busted in a different way, the Chinese are tight with their money, the Japanese are geeks and boring, the Filipinos for eating the neighborhood dogs. Ethnic humor here is very funny once you understand it.

Well our buddy Al broke the Chinese stereotype...he's certainly not cheap.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


It doesn't end there. Lawrenceville is only 6 miles from Princeton, so it basically is Princeton. A large percentage of Princeton residents work in NYC, so that makes us Lawrenceville folk honorary New Yorkers. :p

-Al

It's also only about 4 miles from Trenton...so basically it is Trenton!! :D

that's true about the Princeton corridor people working in NYC...but that is true here too... a lot of Yardley people commute to NYC...that's how we lost 8 in the WTC.

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Well our buddy Al broke the Chinese stereotype...he's certainly not cheap.

Yes he fits more into the Japanese stereotype.:D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Yes he fits more into the Japanese stereotype.:D

I don't think he is boring...but geeky...without a doubt! :D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

Well our buddy Al broke the Chinese stereotype...he's certainly not cheap.

My parents are. Sometimes I wonder if they're still working on the roll of toilet paper that was there the day I left for college. :rolleyes:

-Al

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

Is there a prep school there? I went to Penn with kids from Lawrenceville.

There are a lot of private schools around the Lawrenceville area... Lawrenceville Prep, Peddie, Princeton Country Day School and Stuart Country Day. Pretty much Princeton U feeder schools.

I went to the public school. I'm sure that explains a lot. :D

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

It looks like some new guy didn't appreciate our humor about the restaurants earlier. :rolleyes:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=11792#post11792

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


It's also only about 4 miles from Trenton...so basically it is Trenton!! :D

that's true about the Princeton corridor people working in NYC...but that is true here too... a lot of Yardley people commute to NYC...that's how we lost 8 in the WTC.

My parents' neighbor works for the Port Authority. He was in the WTC when the first bombing hit. Then he was there when the first plane hit. Then they transferred him to Jamaica Bay where the other plane crashed.

I told my parents they should move further away from his house.:eek:
-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi
It looks like some new guy didn't appreciate our humor about the restaurants earlier. :rolleyes:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=11792#post11792

Well the old fart comment had to be you Mike:D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


There are a lot of private schools around the Lawrenceville area... Lawrenceville Prep, Peddie, Princeton Country Day School and Stuart Country Day. Pretty much Princeton U feeder schools.

I went to the public school. I'm sure that explains a lot. :D

-Al

It's funny how you have all the Quaker feeder prep schools for U of Penn over here...Penn Charter, Friends, The George School etc...

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi
It looks like some new guy didn't appreciate our humor about the restaurants earlier. :rolleyes:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=11792#post11792

Does that make me an old fart too? :cool:

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


There are a lot of private schools around the Lawrenceville area... Lawrenceville Prep, Peddie, Princeton Country Day School and Stuart Country Day. Pretty much Princeton U feeder schools.

I went to the public school. I'm sure that explains a lot. :D

-Al

I think they were Lawrenceville Prep kids. I am a public school brat too but here no one who has the means sends their kids to public school. :rolleyes:

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


My parents' neighbor works for the Port Authority. He was in the WTC when the first bombing hit. Then he was there when the first plane hit. Then they transferred him to Jamaica Bay where the other plane crashed.

I told my parents they should move further away from his house.:eek:
-Al

Wow...talk about a dark cloud following him :eek:

I think I told you that the pilot of the plane to hit the second tower lived right down the street from me in the next development...

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Well the old fart comment had to be you Mike:D

I have no doubt about that!! :cool:

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Does that make me an old fart too? :cool:

-Al

You are an honorary old fart! :D

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


Does that make me an old fart too? :cool:

-Al

Sure you can be an honorary old fart. After all it is 10:00 pm on a Friday night and what are you doing?:)

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

I think I told you that the pilot of the plane to hit the second tower lived right down the street from me in the next development...

It's really kind of amazing how many people knew people that worked in the WTC, and how far some of them came from.

-Al

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

Sure you can be an honorary old fart. After all it is 10:00 pm on a Friday night and what are you doing?:)

Lying in bed, watching TV, surfing the net, and eating seaweed.

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Sure you can be an honorary old fart. After all it is 10:00 pm on a Friday night and what are you doing?:)

LOL! Once again we said the same thing!!

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

LOL! Once again we said the same thing!!

It's time for you two to get a room!

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


Lying in bed, watching TV, surfing the net, and eating seaweed.

-Al

Seaweed, I hope it is nori. Since you are the junior member here I think you should reply to that idiot's post and tell him it was all in good fun, you are not old and because you are Chinese you do not fart and if that fails you will go to his house and Kung Fu him.:D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Lying in bed, watching TV, surfing the net, and eating seaweed.

-Al

Seaweed?? :rolleyes:

Admit it...you're scarfing down a cholesterol bomb cheesesteak!!

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


It's time for you two to get a room!

-Al

My date tonight is anatomically a female, thank you. What this means is Mike is a lawyer in engineer's clothing.:D

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed


Seaweed, I hope it is nori. Since you are the junior member here I think you should reply to that idiot's post and tell him it was all in good fun, you are not old and because you are Chinese you do not fart and if that fails you will go to his house and Kung Fu him.:D

Nori indeed.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=11884#post11884

Done.

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Seaweed, I hope it is nori. Since you are the junior member here I think you should reply to that idiot's post and tell him it was all in good fun, you are not old and because you are Chinese you do not fart and if that fails you will go to his house and Kung Fu him.:D

Chinese don't fart :confused:

Is that why their heads are disproportionately large for their little bodies?? :p

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Seaweed?? :rolleyes:

Admit it...you're scarfing down a cholesterol bomb cheesesteak!!

Much easier to eat seaweed in bed.

I almost got a cheesesteak today. I figured with all that extra walking to and from the train station, I deserved one. Then I got out of work late (2:02 instead of the normal 2:00) and didn't have time.

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Chinese don't fart :confused:

Is that why their heads are disproportionately large for their little bodies?? :p

No, it is a waste of effort and they believe it will biodegrade into more energy.:)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


My date tonight is anatomically a female, thank you. What this means is Mike is a lawyer in engineer's clothing.:D

That would explain my sudden urge to chase the ambulance that just went by! :D :D

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

Chinese don't fart :confused:


The INS classifies us as low emissions.

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


Nori indeed.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=11884#post11884

Done.

-Al

Good job, we have a new ally too.:p

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


That would explain my sudden urge to chase the ambulance that just went by! :D :D

LOL, yes Mike and are you finding yourself long winded and wanting to get the last word in?:)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


The INS classifies us as low emissions.

LMAO!!! I am sitting here laughing like a fool again!! My g/f is in the living room on the phone and thinks I am nuts!! She is heading for work soon and stopped over and like a woman got right on the phone!!

BTW...Kung Fu grip!! Too funny!!

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


My g/f is in the living room on the phone and thinks I am nuts!!

This is nothing new. :p

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


LOL, yes Mike and are you finding yourself long winded and wanting to get the last word in?:)

Well then I have been a lawyer my whole life!! :cool: Wow, does this mean I can work 10 hours and charge it as 45 billable hours?? :D

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


This is nothing new. :p

I should have said I am just confirming what she has known since she met me!!

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi

Well then I have been a lawyer my whole life!! :cool: Wow, does this mean I can work 10 hours and charge it as 45 billable hours?? :D

I have a feeling vexed is charging some poor "client" billable time right now while he's hangin' here. ;)

-Al

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Well then I have been a lawyer my whole life!! :cool: Wow, does this mean I can work 10 hours and charge it as 45 billable hours?? :D

You must have heard the joke about the lawyer who dies and is trying to get into heaven. He is asked how old is he and he tells St. Peter he is 65, and St. Peter tells him, that' s funny according to your time sheets you are 125.

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


Much easier to eat seaweed in bed.

I almost got a cheesesteak today. I figured with all that extra walking to and from the train station, I deserved one. Then I got out of work late (2:02 instead of the normal 2:00) and didn't have time.

-Al

Two minutes late?? What...did you stop to have sex there speedy Gonzalez?? :p

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


I have a feeling vexed is charging some poor "client" billable time right now while he's hangin' here. ;)

-Al

Sssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:eek:

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed


You must have heard the joke about the lawyer who dies and is trying to get into heaven. He is asked how old is he and he tells St. Peter he is 65, and St. Peter tells him, that' s funny according to your time sheets you are 125.

LMAO! :D

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


I have a feeling vexed is charging some poor "client" billable time right now while he's hangin' here. ;)

-Al

No doubt about that...if not I think he automatically gets disbarred...

[alee]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Two minutes late?? What...did you stop to have sex there speedy Gonzalez?? :p

I had to take the long way out of the office to avoid the QC folks who want my head on a platter. :D

They'll never take me alive!

-Al

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


You must have heard the joke about the lawyer who dies and is trying to get into heaven. He is asked how old is he and he tells St. Peter he is 65, and St. Peter tells him, that' s funny according to your time sheets you are 125.

LOL!!

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


I should have said I am just confirming what she has known since she met me!!

See how a lawyer can twist your words around:)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by alee


I had to take the long way out of the office to avoid the QC folks who want my head on a platter. :D

They'll never take me alive!

-Al

I hate QC types :mad: We have one that sits in the cube farm with my staff and we call him Roadblock...:rolleyes:

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


See how a lawyer can twist your words around:)

Wow...I do feel like a lawyer :eek:

Suddenly I really feel like I need a shower :(

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


No doubt about that...if not I think he automatically gets disbarred...

Worse they pay me less:mad:

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


Wow...I do feel like a lawyer :eek:

Suddenly I really feel like I need a shower :(

You will get used to it.;)

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


You will get used to it.;)

I'll get used to the feeling of needing a shower or I'll get used to the slime? :D

[vexed]

Originally posted by Mike 325xi


I'll get used to the feeling of needing a shower or I'll get used to the slime? :D

Slime, what slime? I am surprised someone has not jumped in and busted our balls for another really long thread about nothing. ;)

[alee]

Originally posted by vexed

I am surprised someone has not jumped in and busted our balls for another really long thread about nothing. ;)

How many innocent threads have we hijacked?

[Mike 325xi]

Originally posted by vexed


Slime, what slime? I am surprised someone has not jumped in and busted our balls for another really long thread about nothing. ;)

No one is being forced to read it...I would never give someone a hard time for that...I would just move on...sometimes I don't understand some people.

I have to go spend some "quality time" with the woman before she leaves...talk to you guys in a few minutes....

[vexed]

Originally posted by alee


How many innocent threads have we hijacked?

Only a few. Your dirty car thread was not innocent, anyone who knows you wanted to jump in.