lordofthewaters
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Last Activity: 04-04-2012 07:17 PM
About Me
- About lordofthewaters
- Location
- The thriving metropolis of Hickory, NC
- What I drive
- 88 325is 04&09 jetta TDi
- Occupation
- Garde Manger
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Signature
- Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 per minute.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
Old age and treachery, will always overcome youth and skill.

- Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.





