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Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2015, 08:15 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 576
Posted By dtkw
I prefer to poop at home, but at work, we have a...

I prefer to poop at home, but at work, we have a janitor to clean the restroom in the station, no piss on the floor or anything on the floor, the restroom floor is always clean so, if I had to then...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2015, 07:28 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 502
Posted By dtkw
I am with ATT right now, my iPhone 5 only get 4G...

I am with ATT right now, my iPhone 5 only get 4G at my home, not LTE. So I am thinking about jumping to Verizon in the near future.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2015, 08:27 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 707
Posted By dtkw
If he was fired because of his action, why would...

If he was fired because of his action, why would he went out to kill someone didn't do anything to him? Yeah, I hope they catch him as soon as possible. Maybe kill him in a shootout...?:mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 08-18-2015, 06:45 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 308
Posted By dtkw
my favorite one is Kenny Roger Lady. Yeah, I...

my favorite one is Kenny Roger Lady. Yeah, I know, I am older.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-12-2015, 07:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 624
Posted By dtkw
In 1979 after my higbschool graaduation, my...

In 1979 after my higbschool graaduation, my friend and I back[acked throghout Eruope, one of the stop was Nice, very nice beach and a lot of young women there going topless too. What a view for a...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-07-2015, 05:11 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,120
Posted By dtkw
by the tme robots replace police force, I'd...

by the tme robots replace police force, I'd probably be long gone.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-05-2015, 07:43 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,120
Posted By dtkw
Robots cannot go out to investigate a crime,...

Robots cannot go out to investigate a crime, cannot go arrest the perp, still need human to do that. So I am still okay until I am forced to retire.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2015, 05:37 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 576
Posted By dtkw
as pretty as she is, do you want to marry her?

as pretty as she is, do you want to marry her?
Forum: Off-Topic 08-03-2015, 10:35 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 775
Posted By dtkw
Maybe Philly have alot of nut cases, some people...

Maybe Philly have alot of nut cases, some people had nothing better to do then ripped the robot apart just for fun. I suspect the gangbangers did it
Forum: Off-Topic 07-30-2015, 08:46 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,568
Posted By dtkw
I like it better than 8, because you don't have...

I like it better than 8, because you don't have to move the cursor to the corner to bring the setting thing down or shut down window. Sometimes when I had to move down the page and accidently got...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2015, 04:36 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 624
Posted By dtkw
Indeed, a king can bone any women he wants, too.

Indeed, a king can bone any women he wants, too.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-23-2015, 06:52 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 870
Posted By dtkw
what happened to the first ammendant of our...

what happened to the first ammendant of our constitution?
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2015, 12:33 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,023
Posted By dtkw
you missed me, I am 57 now I am disappointed:mad:

you missed me, I am 57 now I am disappointed:mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-15-2015, 07:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 798
Posted By dtkw
Whatever, have a speedy recovery and move on.

Whatever, have a speedy recovery and move on.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-14-2015, 05:50 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 264
Posted By dtkw
So Bruce Lee was born again.

So Bruce Lee was born again.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-12-2015, 09:49 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 619
Posted By dtkw
the plane has so many hiding place, It is not...

the plane has so many hiding place, It is not easy to spot a gun inisde the cockpit. I doubt the Geman would ever suspect that in the first place.

Yes, I prefer the .40 over the 9mm to. My Sig...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-25-2015, 07:00 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 659
Posted By dtkw
after s e x, you could tell your partner what...

after s e x, you could tell your partner what kind of STD she has. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-22-2015, 03:14 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,697
Posted By dtkw
In my last few vacation, we drove instead of...

In my last few vacation, we drove instead of flying. We used I40 to go west, beautiful scenery like the old west mountains view half of the way. The down side is coming thru St Louis East and...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-15-2015, 07:27 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 345
Posted By dtkw
Done, good luck to bump to first place.

Done, good luck to bump to first place.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-12-2015, 02:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,151
Posted By dtkw
Well, Indiana is stuck with 70 on the interstate...

Well, Indiana is stuck with 70 on the interstate and 60 on the State Highways. Not much to brag about, but most drivers drive faster than those speeds. We just don't have enough manpower to enforce...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 10:44 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,151
Posted By dtkw
slow? everyone going 70 or faster here. I...

slow? everyone going 70 or faster here. I wouldn't call that slow.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 08:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 644
Posted By dtkw
Congrat to your wife as well, good job, However...

Congrat to your wife as well, good job, However mine is going to be my ex wife in a couple weeks. Am I sad? Hell no, I will be much happier by then than now.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 07:23 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,151
Posted By dtkw
That's why I don't live there anymore. Here in...

That's why I don't live there anymore. Here in IN, if you signaled, most of the time, the car would slow down and let you move into their lane, People are more freindly here then CA.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-10-2015, 12:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 458
Posted By dtkw
Hard to believe anyone would burn their own only...

Hard to believe anyone would burn their own only child to death for personal gain predicted by a witch.:mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-08-2015, 05:42 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,568
Posted By dtkw
Oh, I forgot I already upgraded it to 8.1 a while...

Oh, I forgot I already upgraded it to 8.1 a while ago. Too busy to remember stuff like this.
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