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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Today, 05:53 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 524
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Missed this first time. a) A highway is not...

Missed this first time.

a) A highway is not the place to do over 130mph. Without getting moralistic, there is no one to warn you about bumps, debris and fluids ahead that can give you fair...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Today, 04:17 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 524
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
The 335 driver wants to beat the M3. The M3...

The 335 driver wants to beat the M3. The M3 driver doesn't. He has an M3. That's the difference.

For the record. I haven't seen many M3s have 335, 335i, 335xi or 335 x-drive stuck on their <del>...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 01:52 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 524
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I had a 335xi for a year before my M3. The rear...

I had a 335xi for a year before my M3. The rear does skip with the run-flat tires, especially on expansion joints going around corners. If you are on a limited budget, non-RFT are a good start. ...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-11-2014, 03:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 575
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I wish CWBD would apologize for his grammar and...

I wish CWBD would apologize for his grammar and spelling.


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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-11-2014, 02:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 575
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
If there's a place that doesn't require a helmet,...

If there's a place that doesn't require a helmet, don't go.

Your best bet is your local BMW CCA chapter to get you started and meet people with BMWs that can give you live advice. You will need...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-09-2014, 01:23 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,122
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
These are F8X models. Tut, tut, tut....

These are F8X models.

Tut, tut, tut. Schoolgirl error.

:tsk::tsk::tsk:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-05-2014, 06:10 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 483
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
See Kurgan's post. This is the most likely...

See Kurgan's post. This is the most likely cause.

It is a common problem and congrats on driving well enough to create such a problem, it means you got the most out of your brakes. This is part...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-04-2014, 10:04 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 315
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Keep the stock exhaust and put it back on when...

Keep the stock exhaust and put it back on when you sell the car - you will get a better return on selling the mod exhaust than the stock when that time comes.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-03-2014, 01:08 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
There were two mods on a forum Who volunteered...

There were two mods on a forum
Who volunteered out of pure boredom
They reviewed long letters
While stitching blue sweaters
And being careful to see who they're from
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-02-2014, 05:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 278
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Whatever you decide to do, please use jack...

Whatever you decide to do, please use jack stands.


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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-26-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
That's common trait amongst eunuchs.

That's common trait amongst eunuchs.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-26-2014, 01:21 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
There was an old mechanic from the Northeast ...

There was an old mechanic from the Northeast
Who believed his short poems a feast
His screen name was quite Latin
His boxers were tight satin
And the home to three species of yeast!

: puke:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-26-2014, 05:06 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Shud I settel for a M3? Is that to little? Maybe...

Shud I settel for a M3? Is that to little? Maybe the hole sweet of M modils - except the M4, the bastard child of an M3 and X6!

I think I am in good shape - I have a Nigerian Prince ready to bank...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Can anyone translate CWB2's post for me? ...

Can anyone translate CWB2's post for me?

BTW I believe it is "there goats"

BTW BTW I am conserned that our mods can't attatch foto philes to there posts!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
stop trying to confews me with your legal...

stop trying to confews me with your legal double-speak!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Gimme a brake! Is Sue the person I should talk...

Gimme a brake! Is Sue the person I should talk to? It'<COLOR="RED"></COLOR="RED">s her article?

Any experts in international taught out there?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 08:56 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,115
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Should I Sew These Copyright Thieves????

Some cheeky European ///mo-fos are stealing my name! Should I sew them?
...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-22-2014, 12:41 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 791
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Act in haste, repent at leisure... I hope...

Act in haste, repent at leisure...

I hope Dave 20T enjoys the trip, I just hope he knows the difference between Wales and England.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-14-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 791
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
If DSX doesn't go, I'll go! I need to show my...

If DSX doesn't go, I'll go! I need to show my wife London and I was planning on going "home" in September anyway.
However, DSX deserves the opportunity for services rendered to the E90 forum....
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-11-2014, 01:24 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,132
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
That's low. I am afraid someone has been driving...

That's low. I am afraid someone has been driving your car pretty hard. M3's have the same reservoir and a flaw from track day useage is that kind of PS fluid leak. It might not have been tracked,...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-07-2014, 01:11 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 465
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
"munt it"? Is this a new urban dictionary...

"munt it"? Is this a new urban dictionary contraction to be used when one is frustrated installing a part? I think it perfectly captures my thoughts when in that situation!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-05-2014, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 486
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
You have all these schemes, if only you had...

You have all these schemes, if only you had friends...and don't include Cooky, he only loves you because you know how hard he likes his nuts torqued (with and without anti-seize)

Now, what was I...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-31-2014, 08:58 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,960
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I have a response... "Vy vould you be looking...

I have a response...
"Vy vould you be looking at zee komputergewohnenbunkenschlictnasse ven you are driving zee ultimat driving machine?"


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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-31-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,960
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I'll pass that question along to my source.

I'll pass that question along to my source.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-30-2014, 11:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,960
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
The 10 cent spring that is giving GM fits is made...

The 10 cent spring that is giving GM fits is made in Mexico.

[Pause for Republican eye-rolling]

I chatted with a guy who was with the CT company who was trying to redesign the spring so it...
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