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Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 04:58 PM
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Posted By SmoothCruise
Now why would you think that?

Now why would you think that?
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 04:50 PM
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Views: 1,755
Posted By SmoothCruise
So throw on some wrist waits while you're doing...

So throw on some wrist waits while you're doing the macarena on top of a car. There's general agreement that a mountain vista provides spectacular views, but again, that's personal preference. The...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 04:31 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,755
Posted By SmoothCruise
But where in the definition of Ghost Riding does...

But where in the definition of Ghost Riding does it say it must be done on a public road? So if you gather enough people together for an organized Ghost Riding event on an abandoned airport runway,...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 03:06 PM
Replies: 63
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Posted By SmoothCruise
You can't get exercise from shaking your booty on...

You can't get exercise from shaking your booty on top of a moving car? Can you not get a better vista from the top of your car than from within? Accomplishment? Well maybe you have a point, but...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 03:02 PM
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Posted By SmoothCruise
Rodeo riding is considered a sport, and from the...

Rodeo riding is considered a sport, and from the looks of it, the bull rider isn't much in control. Many times his heavy "vehicle" plows into guys dressed as clowns.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 03:01 PM
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Posted By SmoothCruise
Yes I'm dense, and what are the practical reasons...

Yes I'm dense, and what are the practical reasons for climbing a mountain?
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 01:23 PM
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Posted By SmoothCruise
Yes. Practical objectives? Like what?...

Yes.



Practical objectives? Like what? What are the practical objectives of driving 80mph blindly around a corner in bad road conditions as found in say Rally Racing? What are the practical...
Forum: E63 / E64 6 Series (2003 - 2013) 05-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 717
Posted By SmoothCruise
Yeah, what were you thinking. :) When I read...

Yeah, what were you thinking. :) When I read this, I thought it read $120 dollars. I was likee, DAMN!! and then to my horror, I read it finally as 120 thousand dollars. Ugh...

Well, if you...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 11:45 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,755
Posted By SmoothCruise
But how is this any dumber than.... mountain...

But how is this any dumber than....

mountain climbing, surfing, dirt bike racing, etc, etc...

?
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2009, 11:43 AM
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Posted By SmoothCruise
So as an agent of natural selection, who or what...

So as an agent of natural selection, who or what did you extinguish?
Forum: E63 / E64 6 Series (2003 - 2013) 05-07-2009, 10:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 778
Posted By SmoothCruise
It seems like you are looking at the wrong brand...

It seems like you are looking at the wrong brand / model line.

Unless you go to the track lots, how often do you full throttle your car anyways? The 6 series is a GT car. It weighs a lot,...
Forum: E63 / E64 6 Series (2003 - 2013) 05-07-2009, 09:50 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 717
Posted By SmoothCruise
Since there's no forced inducdtion kits sold in...

Since there's no forced inducdtion kits sold in America, your best bet would be to get one from Europe and have a qualified tuner in America install it for you.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 05:08 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 3,844
Posted By SmoothCruise
You think? I was under the impression that the...

You think? I was under the impression that the biggest impediment to Transformer 2 making money is Transformer 1.

The only thing worth watching in Transformer 1 was the hottie girl.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 03:43 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 4,868
Posted By SmoothCruise
No, current studies show that the earth will fall...

No, current studies show that the earth will fall into a smaller orbit and be engulfed.

Plus, long before the sun engulfs the earth, the earth will be scorched (heat and other particles) by the...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 02:25 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 4,868
Posted By SmoothCruise
In some ways, it doesn't really matter. If we...

In some ways, it doesn't really matter. If we don't "invent" space travel or space colonization, then here are events that will definitely kill us:

1. Cooling of the mantle causes plate tectonic...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 12:32 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 4,868
Posted By SmoothCruise
No one knows the true primary cause(s) of the...

No one knows the true primary cause(s) of the Permain Extinction. It's been long and hotly debated. If it turns out the Permian Extinction was caused by an earth bound natural disaster, it would...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 12:08 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 4,868
Posted By SmoothCruise
Polystyrene boards off the coast of Hawaii!!

Polystyrene boards off the coast of Hawaii!!
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 12:01 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 3,844
Posted By SmoothCruise
Ty Burr gives it 4 stars. Unheard of. This guy...

Ty Burr gives it 4 stars. Unheard of. This guy rarely gives out 4 stars for a big budget Hollywood film.

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/articles/2009/05/05/a_fresh_frontier/
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 10:00 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 453
Posted By SmoothCruise
An Indian friend told me there was a beer in his...

An Indian friend told me there was a beer in his country called "Knock Out". I thought that was a cool name.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2009, 07:14 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 746
Posted By SmoothCruise
A giant spider that hisses... that's gotta be...

A giant spider that hisses... that's gotta be freaky.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2009, 10:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,409
Posted By SmoothCruise
But why is this crime any worse than the numerous...

But why is this crime any worse than the numerous cases of moms killing their own infants? Or the quiet mass infanticide of baby girls in China? Where's the outrage for that?
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2009, 05:04 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,409
Posted By SmoothCruise
Sooner I bet, and it doesn't matter what state. ...

Sooner I bet, and it doesn't matter what state. Whatever prison you stick him in, the inmates will most likely kill him. They have their own sense of justice.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2009, 04:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 556
Posted By SmoothCruise
Funny ideas / illustrations

I thought you might find this article humorous:

http://arieff.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/04/searching-for-value-in-ludicrous-ideas/?em

...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2009, 05:39 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,303
Posted By SmoothCruise
Maybe adamantine has neurological qualities. ...

Maybe adamantine has neurological qualities. :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-04-2009, 04:07 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,122
Posted By SmoothCruise
Where did you get 680,000? And why are you...

Where did you get 680,000? And why are you dividing it by 9000?
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