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Forum: Off-Topic Yesterday, 04:31 PM
Replies: 3
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Posted By Paul335i
I was hoping that the kid would foul one off that...

I was hoping that the kid would foul one off that lazy bastard's head.
Forum: Off-Topic Yesterday, 01:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 163
Posted By Paul335i
I heard that the damage to the Arizona was so...

I heard that the damage to the Arizona was so severe that she sunk. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 05-27-2015, 03:51 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 259
Posted By Paul335i
I went to college in Houston. I wonder if my old...

I went to college in Houston. I wonder if my old campus is under water. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-21-2015, 08:51 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 314
Posted By Paul335i
She'll be doing porn before Labor Day. :p

She'll be doing porn before Labor Day. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2015, 08:35 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 638
Posted By Paul335i
It's not the tickets that hurt, it's the...

It's not the tickets that hurt, it's the associated insurance hike. :thumbdwn:
In RI and MA, insurance companies actually buy laser and radar units for local police departments.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-19-2015, 03:36 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 638
Posted By Paul335i
A few years ago, I got caught doing 146 mph in a...

A few years ago, I got caught doing 146 mph in a 65 in my 911. Luckily, my good attitude (I admitted guilt) combined with the cop's lusting over the Porsche got me off scot-free.
(he looked at the...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-18-2015, 03:09 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 221
Posted By Paul335i
Drag racing cop.

:tsk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK5dreWfH8
Forum: Off-Topic 05-17-2015, 08:55 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 575
Posted By Paul335i
If it's a female telemarketer, simply talk about...

If it's a female telemarketer, simply talk about how you're gonna put your 12" c*** in her a$$. I guarantee that'll be the last call you get. Also, ask them if they have any daughters. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 05-14-2015, 10:19 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 716
Posted By Paul335i
I got my finger caught in a truck tailgate back...

I got my finger caught in a truck tailgate back in February. Nail turned black and eventually detached. Three months later and the nail is almost fully regrown. A toenail may take longer as the blood...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-14-2015, 10:14 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 716
Posted By Paul335i
Very bad idea. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is toxic...

Very bad idea. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is toxic to the liver. Never mix Tylenol and alcohol!!!!!:thumbdwn:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-11-2015, 07:10 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,013
Posted By Paul335i
The TV networks (who pay the NFL billion$ for...

The TV networks (who pay the NFL billion$ for broadcast rights) will undoubtedly pressure the NFL to reduce the suspension of its biggest star.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-11-2015, 04:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,013
Posted By Paul335i
Still Super Bowl Champions!!!!! :D

Still Super Bowl Champions!!!!! :D
Forum: Off-Topic 05-08-2015, 09:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 300
Posted By Paul335i
It's been > 3 months. Get over it. Your team lost...

It's been > 3 months. Get over it. Your team lost and mine won!!!!!:p:stickpoke
Forum: Off-Topic 05-08-2015, 08:57 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 366
Posted By Paul335i
It's safe to say that she wasn't a "Little Old...

It's safe to say that she wasn't a "Little Old Lady from Pasadena". :thumbup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_TA-ze5M0
Forum: Off-Topic 05-08-2015, 08:55 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 366
Posted By Paul335i
Well done C&D!!!! :thumbup:

Well done C&D!!!! :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2015, 03:59 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 300
Posted By Paul335i
Bad taste? Yes. Funny? Sorta. ...

Bad taste? Yes. Funny? Sorta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cz4obB7Nw
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2015, 03:31 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,013
Posted By Paul335i
You're still smartin from the Super Bowl a$$...

You're still smartin from the Super Bowl a$$ whooping your Hawks got. :D:p
Forum: General Automotive Forum 05-07-2015, 10:35 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 913
Posted By Paul335i
I have a 2015 GTI with an APR stage 1 tune and...

I have a 2015 GTI with an APR stage 1 tune and Magnaflow exhaust. The car's quality and options are a bargain. I'm getting close to 300 whp. The car's is faster than my 335i was and the quality is...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2015, 10:13 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 366
Posted By Paul335i
She was a trailblazer 20 years before Janet...

She was a trailblazer 20 years before Janet Guthrie. Her racing pedigree is very impressive, not to mention her journalistic pedigree. She was the epitome of a strong woman. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2015, 10:06 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,013
Posted By Paul335i
Bill Walsh had the phones from the coaches boxes...

Bill Walsh had the phones from the coaches boxes disabled before an NFC Championship game vs. the Giants back in the 80's at Candlestick Park. Therefore, both teams had to rely on hand signals from...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 04:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 398
Posted By Paul335i
My neighbor died in his sleep; along with his 3...

My neighbor died in his sleep; along with his 3 passengers. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 04:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 398
Posted By Paul335i
My Dad celebrated his 84th bday yesterday and is...

My Dad celebrated his 84th bday yesterday and is in excellent health. My greatest worry is outliving my money. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 03:57 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,013
Posted By Paul335i
Tom Brady knew of deflated footballs.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/us/nfl-deflategate-report/
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 03:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 421
Posted By Paul335i
Says who??? ...

Says who???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoINTDFosCY
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 11:01 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 393
Posted By Paul335i
As a former owner of brand new BMW's, I feel a...

As a former owner of brand new BMW's, I feel a need to bash them. They're over priced.
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