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Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2016, 03:18 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
So... for nose hairs?

So... for nose hairs?
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2016, 02:45 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
Looks painful. And too small to use the...

Looks painful. And too small to use the innie-part, so I'm guessing this is something an ER doc would fish out of someplace Rob Lowe might sympathize with?
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2016, 12:29 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
In the prior millennium, when I was single, I...

In the prior millennium, when I was single, I used to look at dating as an adventure. Get to know young ladies, see if they're compatible, etc.

The etc. part is the fun part.:bigpimp:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2016, 11:16 AM
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Posted By mark_m5
I haven't researched it that thoroughly...

I haven't researched it that thoroughly...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2016, 11:13 AM
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Posted By mark_m5
My wife frowns on dating unless I include her. ...

My wife frowns on dating unless I include her.
:rolleyes:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2016, 09:35 AM
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Posted By mark_m5
"The house always wins." I don't think of...

"The house always wins."

I don't think of Lotto as gambling. I think of it as dreaming with a semblance of possibility.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 04:35 PM
Replies: 9
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Posted By mark_m5
Nah, just contact one of those human trafficking...

Nah, just contact one of those human trafficking groups. You could probably pick one up for a few hundred bucks.

:eeps:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 04:31 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 359
Posted By mark_m5
A random selection of Panda Express fortune...

A random selection of Panda Express fortune cookie fortunes I saved at my desk:

"Your life will be prosperous"
"Be as willing to take advice as to give it"
"Your genuine talent will find its...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 04:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 359
Posted By mark_m5
Next time you open a fortune cookie - take...

Next time you open a fortune cookie - take whatever it says and add "in bed" at the end. ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 04:25 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 9,255
Posted By mark_m5
If I'm not in the left lane, I move over for...

If I'm not in the left lane, I move over for passing cars. If someone is on my ass in the slow lane, I just make sure I have enough stopping distance from the person in front of me.

Unless I'm in...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 04:17 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
My car list I'd go purchase right away: F12...

My car list I'd go purchase right away: F12 Berlinetta, F430 stick shift, Lambo Hurican, Aventador, E90 M3, Tesla Model S P90D -- those for myself; along with a storage facility. I'd get a Tesla...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 02:15 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
Dang. I'm almost her age.

Dang. I'm almost her age.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 02:11 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
Matwiz - why would you resurrect this thread?

Matwiz - why would you resurrect this thread?
Forum: E39 M5 (1998-2003) 07-27-2016, 01:50 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 440
Posted By mark_m5
Selling point for a $15k E39 M5 vs. a $25k E90...

Selling point for a $15k E39 M5 vs. a $25k E90 M3:

Even if you have $2k a year in repair bills on the E39, it'll be 5 years before it costs as much as the E90.

I've been working on my wife to...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 12:59 PM
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Views: 174,800
Posted By mark_m5
Gotta check my lotto tickets.

Gotta check my lotto tickets.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 12:45 PM
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Views: 333
Posted By mark_m5
Don't think I'd want an island. Too remote. What...

Don't think I'd want an island. Too remote. What happens if you fall and break a bone, or bad guys attack, or you run out of resources and can't contact the world for food?

Then there's that...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 05:24 PM
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Views: 333
Posted By mark_m5
Did you find a Poke-ball? :)

Did you find a Poke-ball? :)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 05:23 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTwV3vG73cU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTwV3vG73cU
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 05:17 PM
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Posted By mark_m5
Huh? ...

Huh?


http://www.dictionary.com/browse/travelling

:thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 05:15 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,988
Posted By mark_m5
I were kidding.

I were kidding.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 04:00 PM
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Views: 174,800
Posted By mark_m5
That's nothing. My dreams involve immortality and...

That's nothing. My dreams involve immortality and travelling to other planets.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 03:45 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,988
Posted By mark_m5
Huh? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Huh?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 03:35 PM
Replies: 5,080
Views: 174,800
Posted By mark_m5
http://dilbert.com/assets/characters/topper-f26fbd...

http://dilbert.com/assets/characters/topper-f26fbdd7b918435e7491d873e487640b.jpg
That's nothing! I climbed Mount Everest without a Sherpa. In the winter. With a broken leg.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 03:09 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,988
Posted By mark_m5
The subjunctive mood...

The subjunctive mood (http://grammarist.com/grammar/subjunctive-mood/) is the reason for saying "If I were" versus "If I was".

:google:

I made a grammarian pun.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 11:44 AM
Replies: 5,080
Views: 174,800
Posted By mark_m5
Never saw WTC in person. Passed through NYC on...

Never saw WTC in person. Passed through NYC on the way to elsewhere a few times. Went up Empire State twice, Statue of Liberty twice.
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