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Forum: Off-Topic 09-16-2014, 10:48 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 431
Posted By dynosor
Scrutiny from Rivers or from me? I am sure...

Scrutiny from Rivers or from me?

I am sure she was half joking - I know I was...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-06-2014, 07:00 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J42CLa5iATM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J42CLa5iATM
Forum: Off-Topic 09-06-2014, 06:33 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
All we are doing by burning fossil fuels is...

All we are doing by burning fossil fuels is restoring the atmospheric CO2 back to the level it was at before the meteor impact killed and buried all that life that is now coal and oil.
Forum: Off-Topic 09-05-2014, 08:17 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
Then your job on Bimmerfest is done. Why spend...

Then your job on Bimmerfest is done. Why spend another moment addressing a self-limiting problem?


On the other hand, if we put on our thinking caps it becomes obvious why US gun ownership rates...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-05-2014, 08:15 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
If preparing for potential disasters that might...

If preparing for potential disasters that might occur outside our lifetimes is unnatural and therefore something that argues against hording and gun ownership, then how can you expect people to limit...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-05-2014, 06:48 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
Humans are closer to chimpanzees than bees. ...

Humans are closer to chimpanzees than bees. Chimps chase down rival groups and mutilate, dismember, kill and partially consume rival chimps.

Better to emulate Bonobos, who are lovers rather...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-05-2014, 05:36 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
Your point was quite clear: ...

Your point was quite clear:





Evolution is a passive non-thinking response to current events that assumes the future will trend like the past. The subject of this thread is a conscious...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-05-2014, 06:52 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,615
Posted By dynosor
Who will the armed people take material resources...

Who will the armed people take material resources from? Those that listen to your advice.

Being armed raises the price of any goods that others want to take by force. Higher prices reduces the...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-04-2014, 07:18 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 431
Posted By dynosor
I am not into celebrities, but Rivers was...

I am not into celebrities, but Rivers was extremely funny. It is sad to see her go.


That said; I think she might have been whacked for saying this:
...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-04-2014, 03:33 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,573
Posted By dynosor
Here is one that did just that; and in response...

Here is one that did just that; and in response to the nude photo hack in the OP:
...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-03-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,573
Posted By dynosor
Sounds like false bikini attack...

Sounds like false bikini attack...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-25-2014, 06:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 306
Posted By dynosor
I think that translates to "you are too old to...

I think that translates to "you are too old to watch this pornographic video" :)
Forum: Off-Topic 08-10-2014, 06:33 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,479
Posted By dynosor
As Ward got out of his car and walked towards the...

As Ward got out of his car and walked towards the inside of the track I was shouting "go the other way; go the other way" at the screen. Then he got run over.

This is like an antelope walking...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-07-2014, 05:15 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,821
Posted By dynosor
On a taxi in a rough neighborhood: "Driver...

On a taxi in a rough neighborhood: "Driver caries only $20 worth of ammunition"
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 02:37 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,335
Posted By dynosor
From memory, I know there at least four covers. ...

From memory, I know there at least four covers.

What is funny is that I always see the truck busy with just one cover when I pass by.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 02:12 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 923
Posted By dynosor
The mistake here is wearing a suit. If you...

The mistake here is wearing a suit.

If you insist, then not wearing a belt makes you look like a rebel without a belt...
...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,335
Posted By dynosor
I spoke to the delivery truck driver because I...

I spoke to the delivery truck driver because I see him there so often. He said the station takes his whole truck tank of 8000 gallons, if I remember correctly; and he is there every day. Very busy...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,335
Posted By dynosor
My local Shell station get filled every day. ...

My local Shell station get filled every day. Does that mean it is very dirty or very clean...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 02:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 254
Posted By dynosor
I see you got that tinfoil hat I sent you :)

I see you got that tinfoil hat I sent you :)
Forum: Off-Topic 08-01-2014, 04:59 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,335
Posted By dynosor
A more significant performance effect for...

A more significant performance effect for gasoline seems to be effective octane value. Real, rather than rated octane value determines how much ignition advance (and boost) the engine management can...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-30-2014, 02:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 372
Posted By dynosor
So basically we waste all the water we saved,...

So basically we waste all the water we saved, plus have to deal with the damage? Brilliant!
Forum: Off-Topic 07-29-2014, 04:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 354
Posted By dynosor
A penguin takes his car to a service station to...

A penguin takes his car to a service station to diagnose a rough running engine.

While he is waiting for the mechanic to get on with the job, the penguin waddles across the street for a snack at...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2014, 06:43 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 354
Posted By dynosor
x2

x2
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2014, 05:45 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 766
Posted By dynosor
I can lift you BMW with one hand

I can lift you BMW with one hand
Forum: Off-Topic 07-09-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,804
Posted By dynosor
Asian lemming?

Asian lemming?
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