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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 10:46 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 66
Posted By BashedBarrique
I think that would "technically" be bestiality....

I think that would "technically" be bestiality. Would the hybrid offspring be a Geep or a Shoat?


Might result in some tasty chops though.

Egad! They exist.
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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 10:19 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 66
Posted By BashedBarrique
Do I get a goat icon or anything? ...

Do I get a goat icon or anything?

http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/548683/136155545/stock-vector-satanic-goats-head-inscribed-in-a-pentagram-136155545.jpg
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 10:07 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 428
Posted By BashedBarrique
Or one of these, on her. ...

Or one of these, on her.

http://www.artlimited.net/user/0/0/1/7/6/1/7/artlimited_img229634.jpg

The corset is optional.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 09:49 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 66
Posted By BashedBarrique
One Thousandth Post!

Hey, no klaxons, confetti, or balloons?

http://cstrips.bitstrips.com/f84eb495eb4cec1c3f1a44c3701f72b4.png

I know I'm still a rookie compared to the likes of ctuna, DSX, and Cal, but I thought I...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 09:40 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 121
Posted By BashedBarrique
Yeah, me too. Even 87 octane sometimes. But, I'm...

Yeah, me too. Even 87 octane sometimes. But, I'm not kidding that their will be many people that tell you not to do it for a variety of reasons.

I know the engine management system will retard the...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 09:19 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 121
Posted By BashedBarrique
Oh, boy. You're in for it now. First some...

Oh, boy. You're in for it now.

First some person, attempting to prove the popular canard about BMW driver's being A-holes, will rip you for not using the search feature to find the list of, like,...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 08:57 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 215
Posted By BashedBarrique
I recently sold my 1973 Ford F-100. The only...

I recently sold my 1973 Ford F-100. The only thing approaching "electronic" on the old girl was the "condenser" (capacitor) in the otherwise completely mechanical analog distributor. And it was just...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 07:59 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 283
Posted By BashedBarrique
Fortunately Mein Liebling (a Pre-LCI E90 325i) is...

Fortunately Mein Liebling (a Pre-LCI E90 325i) is in the garage and can't hear these hateful (not to mention completely wrong) comments about her "mustache". (She's a little sensitive from all of the...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-26-2015, 05:35 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 428
Posted By BashedBarrique
Sorry, can't tell you what is making the whining...

Sorry, can't tell you what is making the whining noise.


But I can't believe your engine compartment got that dirty in only 40k miles and three years.

Did you drive the car in the Baja 1000?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-25-2015, 03:43 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Are you RPN guys programmers by chance?

Are you RPN guys programmers by chance?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-25-2015, 03:06 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Reverse polish was an elegant solution to...

Reverse polish was an elegant solution to calculator/user interface issues...

...until more sophisticated displays became available, like the Ti82 and up.

I can do both, but the displays of the...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-24-2015, 01:04 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 344
Posted By BashedBarrique
I have a 2006 E90 325i with the "Hi Fi" stereo...

I have a 2006 E90 325i with the "Hi Fi" stereo (Business) and the reception is pretty good.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-23-2015, 09:40 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Never said you should.

Never said you should.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-23-2015, 10:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 238
Posted By BashedBarrique
Those are pretty cool. But, as Odin is my...

Those are pretty cool. But, as Odin is my witness! I WILL have a lift within the next year.

I'm deciding between a two or four post lift.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-23-2015, 09:38 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 689
Posted By BashedBarrique
Should probably do it three or four times and...

Should probably do it three or four times and average. The amount of gas that you put in varies by the shut off mechanism of the pump and how much of the filler neck is full.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 10:31 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Admittedly it only applies when road conditions...

Admittedly it only applies when road conditions are very slick or icy, but here in Indiana that happens several times a year.

Also traction control and stability control are making such maneuvers...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 10:15 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
No "weight" is transferred by letting the rear...

No "weight" is transferred by letting the rear tires re-establish traction. You're really stretching here.



I think I see our misunderstanding. You are confusing "spin" with "skid". Applying...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 09:32 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Yeah, it's gotten ugly. I didn't mean to open a...

Yeah, it's gotten ugly. I didn't mean to open a can of worms, but there you have it.

Manuals, automatics DCT's... we're all BMW brothers and sisters behind the wheel.:thumbup:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 08:51 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Depends on the situation. If I feel the rear...

Depends on the situation. If I feel the rear tires losing traction I will ease off the throttle, and then, if I sense that the tires haven't re-engaged, I will ease in the clutch.

Remember, that...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 04:24 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
God, you are an insufferable know it all. Here is...

God, you are an insufferable know it all. Here is the same advice from several other professional driving schools, insurance companies or other professional organizations.

"Skids caused by...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 11:47 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 689
Posted By BashedBarrique
That's about what my E90 325i gets on the...

That's about what my E90 325i gets on the highway...if I keep my foot out of it.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 10:54 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 212
Posted By BashedBarrique
Glad to help.

Glad to help.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 10:50 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
Here is an excerpt from an article posted by a...

Here is an excerpt from an article posted by a driving school that recommends JUST what I said about pushing in the clutch when encountering ice.





"Although there is no one way to handle...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 10:17 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
ZZZZ means I'm bored with your insipid and...

ZZZZ means I'm bored with your insipid and insulting replies. You disagree with me. I get it. Now go bother someone else.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-22-2015, 09:47 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 3,702
Posted By BashedBarrique
zzzzzz.

zzzzzz.
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