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Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) Yesterday, 12:44 PM
Replies: 84
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Posted By voip-ninja
The stock 340i should have similar 0-60...

The stock 340i should have similar 0-60 performance. I'm not sure where your 335xi numbers come from but BMWs fairly conservative numbers for the 340xi are 0-60 in 4.6 seconds.

Keep in mind that...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2016, 11:39 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,801
Posted By voip-ninja
Somebody in this thread is selling the entire...

Somebody in this thread is selling the entire thing including paddles and airbag for $1K which is a bargain if the OP really doesn't want the full sport package.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2016, 11:38 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,801
Posted By voip-ninja
They look good. I would probably do the black...

They look good. I would probably do the black ones, they are also out of my price range! :cry:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-05-2016, 10:07 PM
Replies: 739
Views: 72,554
Posted By voip-ninja
What's the money factor? How many miles? ...

What's the money factor? How many miles? Impossible to right it w/out that info.

This does not seem like that great of a deal. The $699 "dealer service charge" is simply profit. What is your...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-05-2016, 06:06 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,801
Posted By voip-ninja
Wheels look good. Which model are they?

Wheels look good. Which model are they?
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-02-2016, 08:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 480
Posted By voip-ninja
If BMW just seals it then have him use the...

If BMW just seals it then have him use the appropriate sealant and fix it. Replacing the tank seems like serious overkill.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-02-2016, 02:39 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,016
Posted By voip-ninja
No, I don't have a source but I've read it in...

No, I don't have a source but I've read it in articles several times over the past couple of years. Specifically when there was a giant outrage that BMW connected apps became available on iOS ahead...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-02-2016, 01:59 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,016
Posted By voip-ninja
BMW have previously stated that among their...

BMW have previously stated that among their customers iOS is something like 80% of the market.

Chance of a retrofit to older models is 0% without new hardware.

As far as overall global...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-01-2016, 06:09 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,016
Posted By voip-ninja
Hm, where to begin. First off I hate it when...

Hm, where to begin. First off I hate it when people insist it's "like your phone mirrored on the car screen".

No. It's. not.

What you get with Carplay is a series of curated apps that let you...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-01-2016, 05:32 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,016
Posted By voip-ninja
I have CarPlay in one of my vehicles. It is quite...

I have CarPlay in one of my vehicles. It is quite overrated.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-29-2016, 05:10 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
I had a friend in high school who did something...

I had a friend in high school who did something similar 25 years ago but he pulled out his Glock and showed it to them. Now he's a cop. Go figure.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-28-2016, 07:46 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
Everyone's entitled to their opinion. In the 11...

Everyone's entitled to their opinion. In the 11 years that I drove "under" powered A4s I can think of two specific situations which got somewhat dangerous when I took off from a stop or rolling...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 04:21 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
I'll take the Texans over the Californians in a...

I'll take the Texans over the Californians in a heartbeat... regardless of comparative winter driving skills.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 04:08 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
Step 1. Move to Colorado from a state that does...

Step 1. Move to Colorado from a state that does not experience winter weather, or has an absurd amount of snow removal so that effectively you never have to drive on slick roads.

Step 2. Drive on...
Forum: BMW Coding and Programming 01-25-2016, 02:53 PM
Replies: 1,765
Views: 100,039
Posted By voip-ninja
From his video it does not appear to be working...

From his video it does not appear to be working at all. Notice that he never gets the tunnel and in the case where he is passing the eighteen wheeler he is clearly glaring the other driver, his...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 02:43 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
yes, I had a few close calls when driving my...

yes, I had a few close calls when driving my 180hp Audi A4 (which was actually chip-tuned to about 200 hp) when someone driving a truck with over 300hp suddenly got the urge to try to shove me off...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 02:21 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
The problem is that there are plenty of those...

The problem is that there are plenty of those idiots driving on the local roads and highways. They don't seem to understand that just because they have an incredible tolerance for risk and are...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 02:14 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
OMG dude, are you 12? Please, stay in...

OMG dude, are you 12?

Please, stay in California.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 02:09 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
This is Colorado, people pick SUVs to handle the...

This is Colorado, people pick SUVs to handle the weather even if their last car was a Honda Civic.

I understand that Californians believe that they live in the center of the known universe, but it...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 02:01 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
If someone is going to accuse me of losing to a...

If someone is going to accuse me of losing to a Yukon because I don't know how to drive, when the real issue is that one vehicle has 150 more horsepower than the other one, the gloves are going to...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-25-2016, 01:53 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
Several of the bigger engine SUVs can do 0-60 in...

Several of the bigger engine SUVs can do 0-60 in about 7 seconds, so why don't you keep dreaming that a stock 320i is faster. The 320i is an econobox with the BMW badge on it and it is bested by...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-24-2016, 07:54 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
The interesting part are those who feel they must...

The interesting part are those who feel they must personally defend the honor of the 320i as it has been "slighted".
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-24-2016, 05:31 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 414
Posted By voip-ninja
You can have that feature turned off via coding.

You can have that feature turned off via coding.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-24-2016, 10:59 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
The reason I said "please don't go there" is yet...

The reason I said "please don't go there" is yet again we are seeing a relatively entertaining thread about to be ruined by another lease/vs buy debate instigated by someone who is slamming people...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 01-24-2016, 08:24 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 11,713
Posted By voip-ninja
OMG please just don't go there.

OMG please just don't go there.
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