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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 11-30-2013, 11:17 AM
Replies: 1,318
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Posted By ProfessorCook
! Love it. (Me too.)

!

Love it.

(Me too.)
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 11-30-2013, 10:32 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
I am sad that the naturally aspirated engine is...

I am sad that the naturally aspirated engine is now ancient history. (I still love mine.)
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 11-27-2013, 05:17 PM
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Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Will it make me look like James Bond? (Marcia...

Will it make me look like James Bond? (Marcia has a thing for James Bond. 'Shame I couldn't afford an Aston Martin, but he's been known to drive BMWs.)
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 11-27-2013, 02:51 PM
Replies: 1,318
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Posted By ProfessorCook
People drinking Scotch on the rocks always seem...

People drinking Scotch on the rocks always seem so cool and in control. I want to be like them. I'll make a point of having a scotch on the rocks. (I can picture the sound of ice in the glass...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 11-22-2013, 05:20 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Hobnob, hobnob, hobnob. I'm going to look...

Hobnob, hobnob, hobnob.

I'm going to look for a YouTube video on this. I want to get it right.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 10-15-2013, 03:47 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Yeah... it starts with something small... first...

Yeah... it starts with something small... first the cupholder... next thing you know, the investments.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 10-15-2013, 02:06 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Well it was a pretty boring picture until you...

Well it was a pretty boring picture until you pointed out the feet. Where the hell is a comment from "He who shall not be named?"
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-17-2013, 04:45 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 914
Posted By ProfessorCook
I believe the overwhelming consensus that go flat...

I believe the overwhelming consensus that go flat tires have a better ride and perform better.

That being said, I'm one of those that has the RFT for both summer and winter sets. I like the idea...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-17-2013, 01:31 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Lol... somebody has too much time on their hands!...

Lol... somebody has too much time on their hands!

I guess I'll have to wait until Kat wins the lottery, eh? That's ok... I have to wait until the M4 comes out anyway.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-17-2013, 08:25 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
No. But it made me laugh out loud.

No. But it made me laugh out loud.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-17-2013, 08:24 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
I want an M3 and I want it through European...

I want an M3 and I want it through European delivery.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-13-2013, 08:05 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Re: Climb to the Clouds 5, June 29 in the White Mountains of NH

You'll be a full member of our secret society when you post something explaining the true meaning of goat.

42 is not the answer.

Sent from BimmerApp mobile app
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-11-2013, 07:42 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 896
Posted By ProfessorCook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-11-2013, 07:39 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Man! I want a commemorative license plate like...

Man! I want a commemorative license plate like yours, Zeichen.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-10-2013, 12:32 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,461
Posted By ProfessorCook
After hanging out here for a few years, I've come...

After hanging out here for a few years, I've come to a relevant conclusion: if you're on this forum, you've got basic transportation needs covered and you've decided it's worth it to spend more...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-09-2013, 03:09 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,233
Posted By ProfessorCook
It's all in your head. I think everybody knows...

It's all in your head. I think everybody knows convertibles weigh more and accelerate slower.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-09-2013, 12:48 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
That's a sweet ride, NHMan.

That's a sweet ride, NHMan.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-09-2013, 12:44 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 731
Posted By ProfessorCook
I've done this myself. It's not a hard job to...

I've done this myself. It's not a hard job to do. There are DIY videos out there. I like Bavarian Autosports:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3SrZvHmEGw

Brake fluid is nasty stuff that can...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-09-2013, 12:40 PM
Replies: 3,911
Views: 249,398
Posted By ProfessorCook
That's for the birds.

That's for the birds.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-09-2013, 12:39 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
I don't care who you are or what you drive......

I don't care who you are or what you drive... that's just plain wrong.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-08-2013, 04:46 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
"The best way to make a small fortune in racing...

"The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a large fortune"

That's excellent!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-08-2013, 03:02 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 47,071
Posted By ProfessorCook
Captain, let's call it like it is: "Gentlemen...

Captain, let's call it like it is: "Gentlemen Racing" is damned expensive.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-08-2013, 03:01 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,290
Posted By ProfessorCook
That's a compliment that makes me laugh... though...

That's a compliment that makes me laugh... though it's bad enough when we're referred to as fanboys... I'm not sure we need to make BMW stuff a religion.... though a pilgrimage to the Welt does sound...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-08-2013, 02:56 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,800
Posted By ProfessorCook
I had the good fortune of taking my 328i E92 up...

I had the good fortune of taking my 328i E92 up to Loudon (NH Motor Speedway). The only time I felt I was missing power was pulling into the straight. The car was great through the turns and had...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-08-2013, 05:50 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,290
Posted By ProfessorCook
Enjoy. Be paranoid when you park. Park...

Enjoy.

Be paranoid when you park. Park further out and walk more. Park in the rightmost space to minimize door dings. Don't let people put things in or take things out of the trunk. You do it....
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