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Forum: Off-Topic 05-29-2015, 08:07 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 282
Posted By noego
https://youtu.be/__3q4YuZsko

https://youtu.be/__3q4YuZsko
Forum: Off-Topic 05-28-2015, 05:53 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 211
Posted By noego
and ricochet off his noggin right through one of...

and ricochet off his noggin right through one of the windows. the guy is missing out on lots of fun by not getting off his ass and doing it "right".
Forum: Off-Topic 05-26-2015, 10:14 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 211
Posted By noego
Batting Practice :)

https://www.facebook.com/RedneckRepairscom/videos/464477850382981/
Forum: Off-Topic 05-25-2015, 10:12 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 602
Posted By noego
I'm Moving On

https://youtu.be/LbDW3lHamxc
Forum: Off-Topic 05-23-2015, 06:24 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 259
Posted By noego
Memorial Day

https://youtu.be/47NW7nu9BnU
Forum: Off-Topic 05-21-2015, 08:56 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 337
Posted By noego
I did. And at about the 1 minute mark it is clear...

I did. And at about the 1 minute mark it is clear that she is playing a guitar...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-21-2015, 12:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 337
Posted By noego
I just noticed she's playing a guitar...

I just noticed she's playing a guitar...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2015, 06:29 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,053
Posted By noego
In the words of Jackie Mason, I've got enough...

In the words of Jackie Mason, I've got enough money to last the rest of my life unless I buy something.

I retired in the early Fall of 1999. Everyone said I was too young and would go stir crazy...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-15-2015, 05:41 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 248
Posted By noego
Why I Sing the Blues - RIP, B.B. King

https://youtu.be/HJrZ1LAOLYQ
Forum: Off-Topic 05-11-2015, 06:00 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 262
Posted By noego
is that MatWiz with a chainsaw...

https://youtu.be/jAMATekiRUs
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 05-08-2015, 05:04 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 488
Posted By noego
The OP is or might be describing the lock/unlock...

The OP is or might be describing the lock/unlock button on the dash.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-22-2015, 07:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 682
Posted By noego
:thumbup:

:thumbup:
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 04-17-2015, 12:46 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,581
Posted By noego
I had a '03 Z4 with 'Sport' mode. Pressing the...

I had a '03 Z4 with 'Sport' mode. Pressing the sport button lowered the suspension a tiny bit and supposedly made the suspension tighter. Plus, it made me feel pretty good about myself when I pressed...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-12-2015, 06:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 372
Posted By noego
French condom commercial

this might not make it past the censors, but it is funny.

https://youtu.be/DOR9-FXdIm0
Forum: Off-Topic 03-08-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,286
Posted By noego
I sent the Tina S video to a friend who plays...

I sent the Tina S video to a friend who plays guitar. He said that after watching Tina S he took his guitars to his backyard and set fire to them. :)
Forum: Off-Topic 03-08-2015, 07:27 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 271
Posted By noego
That's global warming. The mowing, not the snow....

That's global warming. The mowing, not the snow. :)
Forum: Off-Topic 03-04-2015, 05:34 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 267
Posted By noego
Unusual training problem at the rifle range

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/03/soldier-dies-massive-erection-after-firing-50-cal/

:)
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 03-04-2015, 08:49 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 520
Posted By noego
Your link to the "expert" allowed me to resurrect...

Your link to the "expert" allowed me to resurrect a key that I thought was fried beyond hope. Thank you for the link!
Forum: Off-Topic 02-25-2015, 05:12 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 196
Posted By noego
ventriloquist joke

A ventriloquist was touring Sweden and, one night, he was doing a show in a small fishing town.

With his dummy on his knee, he started going through some of his standard dumb blonde jokes.
...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2015, 09:31 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 399
Posted By noego
I used to have a red and white plaid double knit...

I used to have a red and white plaid double knit sport coat that I donated to the Salvation Army. Real wide lapels, and everything! Somebody got a damn good deal on that jacket, too.
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 02-20-2015, 06:10 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,117
Posted By noego
Cracked cylinder liner on a Porsche probably...

Cracked cylinder liner on a Porsche probably doesn't cost very much to fix, right? :)

Good luck, UncleJ, and enjoy the Cayenne.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-19-2015, 05:34 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,659
Posted By noego
I am both religious (RC) and a believer in Karma.

I am both religious (RC) and a believer in Karma.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-19-2015, 10:54 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 957
Posted By noego
Local rules of the game - sounds completely...

Local rules of the game - sounds completely reasonable to me. Bury the car with as much snow as possible. Get the neighbors to help!
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 02-18-2015, 10:05 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 667
Posted By noego
The BMW dealer here uses an X3 as their transport...

The BMW dealer here uses an X3 as their transport vehicle and for picking up customers at the airport, etc. The service manager said the X3 is the best there is for driving in bad Winter weather.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2015, 09:14 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,659
Posted By noego
Good man, Paul335i, but get yourself a hell of a...

Good man, Paul335i, but get yourself a hell of a good snow blower and do with the rest of your inheritance as you wish.
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