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Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 03:51 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 11,525
Posted By MatWiz
My solution to drivers who park on my ass is to...

My solution to drivers who park on my ass is to do exactly what they teach you in those car insurance drivers safety online courses. Slow down slowly until they get off your tail.

My line of...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 03:44 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 11,525
Posted By MatWiz
:rofl: There was aspammer resurrecting this...

:rofl:

There was aspammer resurrecting this thread with a link to his business of Arduino units. So I has to delete his post but posted a dot because I liked the subject. :)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 03:38 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 490
Posted By MatWiz
All you need to do, to get answers to your...

All you need to do, to get answers to your questions, is to open your fortune cookie after asking the question in your head. :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 06:45 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 11,525
Posted By MatWiz
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Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2016, 05:51 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 834
Posted By MatWiz
Shhhh... Nobody noticed..:eeps:

Shhhh... Nobody noticed..:eeps:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 06:56 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 490
Posted By MatWiz
Not really. She was a nationwide phenomenon. ;)

Not really. She was a nationwide phenomenon. ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 06:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 490
Posted By MatWiz
I was waiting for this post to come. I saw...

I was waiting for this post to come.

I saw it coming. :)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 04:17 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 834
Posted By MatWiz
My title is a fair warning... :angel:

My title is a fair warning... :angel:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 03:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 490
Posted By MatWiz
At the age of 53. That's young. RIP.

At the age of 53. That's young. RIP.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 01:08 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 263
Posted By MatWiz
Meh. Hold my beer.

Meh. Hold my beer.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2016, 07:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 834
Posted By MatWiz
He said that it didn't work all the times he was...

He said that it didn't work all the times he was stopped and that he got tickets.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-25-2016, 03:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 834
Posted By MatWiz
He snaps his fingers when he keeps saying forget.

He snaps his fingers when he keeps saying forget.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-25-2016, 08:23 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,234
Posted By MatWiz
:eeps: ...

:eeps:

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Forum: Off-Topic 07-24-2016, 08:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 834
Posted By MatWiz
How to get out of s speeding ticket

Try this next time... :D

https://youtu.be/7gcQDuv_Kb0
Forum: Off-Topic 07-23-2016, 07:50 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 635
Posted By MatWiz
Did he drink Australian beer? That's a...

Did he drink Australian beer?

That's a boomerang drunk walk.

https://youtu.be/Lw8J0rkAVs4
Forum: Off-Topic 07-22-2016, 08:28 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,083
Posted By MatWiz
Why would they knock you out with anesthesia if...

Why would they knock you out with anesthesia if they already had a hammer in their hand??? :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-21-2016, 08:04 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,083
Posted By MatWiz
Good luck and speedy healing. :thumbup:

Good luck and speedy healing. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-21-2016, 07:47 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 893
Posted By MatWiz
So... thanks for the Startec tip. I signed in...

So... thanks for the Startec tip. I signed in and bought $10 of prepaid service. Made an international phone call to Italy and all is fine. 1 cent per minute.

But I just checked my bank...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2016, 06:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 920
Posted By MatWiz
At first glance I thought you posted "Got a new...

At first glance I thought you posted "Got a new wife for me car..." :rofl:

I like that knife. Maybe I'll get one myself. :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2016, 06:17 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,731
Posted By MatWiz
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-15-2016, 04:25 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 459
Posted By MatWiz
Western Digital's My Passport Ultra is MY idea of...

Western Digital's My Passport Ultra is MY idea of a place to store backup files.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-14-2016, 08:05 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 459
Posted By MatWiz
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-14-2016, 07:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 459
Posted By MatWiz
One more reason NOT to use cloud storage

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/jul/14/dennis-cooper-google-censorship-dc-blog

If they don't like you, they will just erase your lifework.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-12-2016, 08:21 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 586
Posted By MatWiz
This is a picture of my Google Nexus 7 screen, 5...

This is a picture of my Google Nexus 7 screen, 5 minutes ago. (Not kidding!)

This is a system message from Google telling me to update this important patch.

In Spanish! :confused:

That's...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-12-2016, 03:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 586
Posted By MatWiz
It's nothing but troubles. I had one and in the...

It's nothing but troubles. I had one and in the beginning it was fine. Then after awhile it started to get lazy and took frequent breaks. Then it started demanding beer and just sat there in the...
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