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Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-25-2014, 10:07 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 287
Posted By jarhed1964
So get a 540 emblem. They are cheap. You might...

So get a 540 emblem. They are cheap. You might think nobody knows what it is, but you have no idea how many people riding behind you might be pointing and laughing at you as if you are a poser.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-25-2014, 09:57 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 229
Posted By jarhed1964
This ^^ Plus that tiny little screen. I...

This ^^

Plus that tiny little screen. I couldn't begin to decipher how to install that old dog, but perhaps this might help you realize how crazy this job is?
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Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-25-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 234
Views: 28,967
Posted By jarhed1964
My D5166U should get here next Monday. How long,...

My D5166U should get here next Monday. How long, on average, did installation take you guys?
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-24-2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 123
Posted By jarhed1964
Put a new one on there. They are only $42 and...

Put a new one on there. They are only $42 and change on Fleabay with free shipping. Yeah, aftermarket, but I've never had an issue with an aftermarket fan shroud.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-22-2014, 02:45 PM
Replies: 2,549
Views: 276,125
Posted By jarhed1964
Holy crap! Those are badazz!! They won't fit...

Holy crap! Those are badazz!! They won't fit into a normal E39 seat back I suppose?
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-20-2014, 10:40 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,003
Posted By jarhed1964
I don't know man.... I saw some seriously ragged...

I don't know man.... I saw some seriously ragged out cars when I was in Japan. I mean stuff I wouldn't want to be seen in here at home.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-20-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,003
Posted By jarhed1964
Massive eyeball sweat goin on here.

Massive eyeball sweat goin on here.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-19-2014, 07:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 462
Posted By jarhed1964
:bigpimp:

:bigpimp:
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-18-2014, 09:32 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 462
Posted By jarhed1964
http://www.in-cebu.net/cebu-appliance-center/image...

http://www.in-cebu.net/cebu-appliance-center/images/R-340F.jpghttp://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/freebies/cat-wallpaper-2.jpg

Match made in heaven
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-18-2014, 09:30 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 690
Posted By jarhed1964
I beg to differ. I think an M5 (which I don't...

I beg to differ. I think an M5 (which I don't have) has one of the nicest azzes out there.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-18-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 572
Posted By jarhed1964
I thought I would have learned my lesson after...

I thought I would have learned my lesson after buying some CRP garbage when I lived in SoCal... and replaced it soon thereafter also. It only takes one slip of sense to get a set of teeth marks back...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-18-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 690
Posted By jarhed1964
How bout "NICEAZZ"?

How bout "NICEAZZ"?
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-18-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 572
Posted By jarhed1964
I am ashamed of myself

Yeah, airing my dirty laundry out here in front of God and everybody.

So, in October 2012 (when my wife was still thrashing the hell out of my 99 528i Sport), I replaced a few things on the car,...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-16-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 389
Posted By jarhed1964
Personally, I think that is what BMW was trying...

Personally, I think that is what BMW was trying to say. "Hey dude! It's freakin cold! Watch out, their might be ice patches on the road!"
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-16-2014, 06:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 389
Posted By jarhed1964
You don't just need precipitation, morning dew,...

You don't just need precipitation, morning dew, leaking pipes, a dead deer bled out on the side of the road (don't laugh, I've seen frozen blood get tires loose), etc....
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-16-2014, 04:31 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 389
Posted By jarhed1964
If the outside temperature is 37 degrees, you had...

If the outside temperature is 37 degrees, you had damn well better be looking for black ice if you have had any precipitation. I drove truck for a few years and cannot stress enough the ridiculous...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-15-2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 322
Posted By jarhed1964
M Sport What? 540? 528? 530? What year?

M Sport What?

540? 528? 530? What year?
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-13-2014, 05:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 451
Posted By jarhed1964
Found that out while I was getting a screw pulled...

Found that out while I was getting a screw pulled out of my tire at Discount Tire on Monday. He told me what the replacement Conti was, but I cannot remember the name off hand. About $146/tire for...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-27-2014, 07:06 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 431
Posted By jarhed1964
Seriously though.... FCP is good, although I've...

Seriously though.... FCP is good, although I've had some odd shipping issues (lack of communication), but I just bought a new T-Stat for my M52-TU, a couple bleed screws, an OBD cover (FCP didn't...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-27-2014, 07:03 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 431
Posted By jarhed1964
There needs to be a "LIKE" button or something on...

There needs to be a "LIKE" button or something on this forum. Seriously.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-23-2014, 04:50 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,339
Posted By jarhed1964
This is a BMW forum, not a High School grammar...

This is a BMW forum, not a High School grammar website. I really don't give a rats a$$ how you spell things on here. If I can't understand what you are trying to communicate, I'll move on to the...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-19-2014, 10:27 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 167
Posted By jarhed1964
Oh, it's leaking. Trust me. Coolant doesn't...

Oh, it's leaking. Trust me. Coolant doesn't just disappear into thin air. Probably the water pump weep hole. You won't see it unless it's splashing off of a belt or something. Have you done any...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-19-2014, 10:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 249
Posted By jarhed1964
So, I pulled the column covers and found that the...

So, I pulled the column covers and found that the left motor controls telescoping, and the right controls up and down. The motor was TRYING to work, giving an audible "thump" every time I tried to...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-18-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 249
Posted By jarhed1964
Hmmm. Well my seats work fine. Just have to find...

Hmmm. Well my seats work fine. Just have to find the motor and connections for the up-down adjustments. Kinda annoying only being able to telescope.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-17-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 315
Views: 28,782
Posted By jarhed1964
Well, not quite 316,000 yet, but I'm determined...

Well, not quite 316,000 yet, but I'm determined to get there! :D
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