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Forum: Off-Topic 06-25-2015, 07:00 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 517
Posted By dtkw
after s e x, you could tell your partner what...

after s e x, you could tell your partner what kind of STD she has. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-22-2015, 03:14 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,199
Posted By dtkw
In my last few vacation, we drove instead of...

In my last few vacation, we drove instead of flying. We used I40 to go west, beautiful scenery like the old west mountains view half of the way. The down side is coming thru St Louis East and...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-15-2015, 07:27 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 317
Posted By dtkw
Done, good luck to bump to first place.

Done, good luck to bump to first place.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-12-2015, 02:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,008
Posted By dtkw
Well, Indiana is stuck with 70 on the interstate...

Well, Indiana is stuck with 70 on the interstate and 60 on the State Highways. Not much to brag about, but most drivers drive faster than those speeds. We just don't have enough manpower to enforce...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 10:44 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,008
Posted By dtkw
slow? everyone going 70 or faster here. I...

slow? everyone going 70 or faster here. I wouldn't call that slow.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 08:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 553
Posted By dtkw
Congrat to your wife as well, good job, However...

Congrat to your wife as well, good job, However mine is going to be my ex wife in a couple weeks. Am I sad? Hell no, I will be much happier by then than now.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 07:23 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,008
Posted By dtkw
That's why I don't live there anymore. Here in...

That's why I don't live there anymore. Here in IN, if you signaled, most of the time, the car would slow down and let you move into their lane, People are more freindly here then CA.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-10-2015, 12:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 419
Posted By dtkw
Hard to believe anyone would burn their own only...

Hard to believe anyone would burn their own only child to death for personal gain predicted by a witch.:mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-08-2015, 05:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 720
Posted By dtkw
Oh, I forgot I already upgraded it to 8.1 a while...

Oh, I forgot I already upgraded it to 8.1 a while ago. Too busy to remember stuff like this.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-07-2015, 02:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 720
Posted By dtkw
MIne is runing on 8 and I got one too.

MIne is runing on 8 and I got one too.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-03-2015, 07:27 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 9,171
Posted By dtkw
In my days of services, I had to kill a attacking...

In my days of services, I had to kill a attacking dog released by the perps. They thought their pitbull would make me go away, wrong, my duty gun aim and shot and their dog went down. Two men were...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-03-2015, 07:14 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 881
Posted By dtkw
Thanks for all the moral supports, I really...

Thanks for all the moral supports, I really appreciated it. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-02-2015, 04:45 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 881
Posted By dtkw
I am leasing an one bedroom apt next week. I...

I am leasing an one bedroom apt next week. I will move there as soon as I am ready.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-01-2015, 03:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 881
Posted By dtkw
The problem started earleir in our marriage, sbe...

The problem started earleir in our marriage, sbe never listen to my suggestion. It's only her way or no way. And in every home we have, she runed them all into a dump. Because she couldn't throw...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-01-2015, 11:12 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 881
Posted By dtkw
Yes, I am very unhappy with my wife, she so fat...

Yes, I am very unhappy with my wife, she so fat now and we haven't have s e x for over a year. maybe it's my job? I don't know. but I feel like sh1t these days. So ti's time to move on.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-30-2015, 03:40 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 881
Posted By dtkw
After 18 years of marriage, I am moving on too. ...

After 18 years of marriage, I am moving on too. Life is too short to be unhappy.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-23-2015, 08:50 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 454
Posted By dtkw
My father liked fishing too, but he's gone now. ...

My father liked fishing too, but he's gone now. I remember when I was younger, we went on a rented boat and fishing aournd the island. Those were the good old days with my father. I miss him and...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-22-2015, 06:51 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 9,171
Posted By dtkw
Never use a high power rifle for home defense...

Never use a high power rifle for home defense unless you want to take a chance on your neighbors. The round would go thru house to hiouse. :mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-19-2015, 05:41 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,061
Posted By dtkw
Mine? as clean as Mr. Clean.

Mine? as clean as Mr. Clean.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-19-2015, 05:39 PM
Replies: 255
Views: 30,127
Posted By dtkw
Guess you like blond better? Well, I agree with...

Guess you like blond better? Well, I agree with you. the new trade is better looking then the old one.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-18-2015, 02:16 PM
Replies: 255
Views: 30,127
Posted By dtkw
Why future ex wife? She a pretty girl, GeneArch

Why future ex wife? She a pretty girl, GeneArch
Forum: Off-Topic 05-12-2015, 10:38 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 282
Posted By dtkw
Looked pretty fun. Good find.

Looked pretty fun. Good find.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-11-2015, 12:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 795
Posted By dtkw
Put a bandage on tight, it might stop the...

Put a bandage on tight, it might stop the bleeding.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 04:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 422
Posted By dtkw
Let me see,my mom died when she was 82 and my dad...

Let me see,my mom died when she was 82 and my dad died when he was 88. So I guess I'd die in my 80's.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-04-2015, 06:36 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,337
Posted By dtkw
Maywaether took $100 Millions and I have no idea...

Maywaether took $100 Millions and I have no idea how much Manny P got.
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