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Forum: Off-Topic 01-21-2015, 05:35 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,354
Posted By Dork Knight
Not for me to judge, but from just from a...

Not for me to judge, but from just from a photography perspective, that's a righteous pic! :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 12-28-2014, 05:46 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 64,121
Posted By Dork Knight
Not sure I'm ready for '14 to end. Unless this...

Not sure I'm ready for '14 to end. Unless this thread continues to '15! :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 12-28-2014, 05:39 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,440
Posted By Dork Knight
I've already taken calls from family, asking,...

I've already taken calls from family, asking, "how do you lose an airplane?" (not me, obviously, just in general) While there are dozens of ways, it does still make you scratch your head. Having...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 12-24-2014, 02:03 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 309
Posted By Dork Knight
Merry Christmas to all from beautiful Japan!

Merry Christmas to all from beautiful Japan!
Forum: Off-Topic 11-13-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 580
Posted By Dork Knight
I've been in Japan for about 4 months now and the...

I've been in Japan for about 4 months now and the food never ceases to amaze me. A friend was moving and wanted to have a good-bye dinner at the Hooter's in Tokyo. I thought that was blasphemy,...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-13-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 580
Posted By Dork Knight
I have little to offer, other than 1) respectful...

I have little to offer, other than 1) respectful envy and 2) an appreciation that your tagline says "The King of Common Sense" and you're asking if something is sensible.

For what it's worth, I...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-18-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 541
Posted By Dork Knight
Comcast was recently rated as the worst company...

Comcast was recently rated as the worst company in America (presumably to deal with?). The article citing that claims employee pay is deducted for each customer call they take whereby the customer...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-23-2014, 06:10 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 543
Posted By Dork Knight
I remember reading about the public outcry after...

I remember reading about the public outcry after this. Citizens in Albuquerque had a lot to say. I'm the furthest you can get from being a lawyer, but in my layman's view, that video is pretty...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-23-2014, 05:15 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,901
Posted By Dork Knight
Had mine done five years ago. I've needed...

Had mine done five years ago. I've needed glasses in one form or the other since I was 7. Now it's pretty close to 20/20 and no reading glasses.

Two side effects: five years later, I still...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-17-2014, 07:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 935
Posted By Dork Knight
http://www.turnermotorsport.com/t-wheel-spacers.as...

http://www.turnermotorsport.com/t-wheel-spacers.aspx

Also try YouTube. Don't forget to put weight in the trunk...or a buddy sitting on the bumper...so the rear squats down a little. Then measure.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-17-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 773
Views: 54,020
Posted By Dork Knight
Jock about it? Freudian slip? 4mm seems...

Jock about it? Freudian slip?

4mm seems tiny for most things...unless it's a stone. Wow. On one hand, congratulations. On the other, you poor ba$tard.:wow:

Guess it could have been worse...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-17-2014, 07:30 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 935
Posted By Dork Knight
The 12s work well. I took two adults to lunch...

The 12s work well. I took two adults to lunch today and had no issues with rubbing, but if the car was fully loaded.......meh. Maybe.

Just don't get 10mm. The Turner Motorsport website...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-17-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 935
Posted By Dork Knight
Ditto. I went with 12mm if memory serves. Even...

Ditto. I went with 12mm if memory serves. Even though I measured, I must have done something wrong because the 15mm rubbed the fender well in the rear when I carried passengers or hit wavy bumps.
...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-18-2014, 08:36 PM
Replies: 773
Views: 54,020
Posted By Dork Knight
A quick story before bed?

A quick story before bed?
Forum: Off-Topic 03-18-2014, 02:58 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 64,121
Posted By Dork Knight
Happy [belated] St Patty's day from TheChive.com...

Happy [belated] St Patty's day from TheChive.com collection.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2014, 11:10 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 64,121
Posted By Dork Knight
Holy cow. Dave, you've outdone yourself. Kudos!!...

Holy cow. Dave, you've outdone yourself. Kudos!!


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Forum: Off-Topic 03-09-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,046
Posted By Dork Knight
OP, I don't mean to thread-jack. But I have to...

OP, I don't mean to thread-jack. But I have to post a correction. The lady didn't have her ex boyfriend in the car, it was her ex-husband. He handled the wheel from the passenger seat, then...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-09-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,046
Posted By Dork Knight
Now, this where I hate the media. They report...

Now, this where I hate the media. They report that he was cruel to animals, yet we have no unbiased reporting of his courtship technique. He could have been very tender and caring in their...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-09-2014, 04:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 438
Posted By Dork Knight
http://science.howstuffworks.com/magnet.htm ...

http://science.howstuffworks.com/magnet.htm

The googles, yo. Fo realz. Magnets have, like, poles and $hit. Ka-razay!


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Forum: Off-Topic 03-07-2014, 06:29 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 615
Posted By Dork Knight
I slather my face in African fire ants, then...

I slather my face in African fire ants, then shove a hot poker up a badger's a$$ to attack the ants. Nice, clean shave every time. Chuck Norris tweeted he was envious.

In all seriousness, I...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-04-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 773
Views: 54,020
Posted By Dork Knight
426294 Saw this at Bass Pro Shops recently. ...

426294
Saw this at Bass Pro Shops recently. So, a whisker biscuit is a real thing, huh? And apparently it's the safest place to rest your arrow. :rofl:


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Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 64,121
Posted By Dork Knight
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425931


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2014, 07:28 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 64,121
Posted By Dork Knight
Semantics. Fed the forum. Yadda yadda yadda,...

Semantics. Fed the forum. Yadda yadda yadda, boobs are good.


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 64,121
Posted By Dork Knight
Whoah. Whoah whoah whoah. Whoah. You...

Whoah. Whoah whoah whoah. Whoah.

You can't breast feed us this whole time, then yank away the boobies!! You have to wean us first!! :-). We're not ready for solids yet.


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-12-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 773
Views: 54,020
Posted By Dork Knight
:rofl: Brilliant!! Sent from...

:rofl:

Brilliant!!


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