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Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 04-17-2011, 01:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,384
Posted By boogety
As you know, your window reverses when it...

As you know, your window reverses when it encounters an obstruction (no-pinch feature). On cars with this safeguard, if the window binds or somehow meets resistance, it will automatically reverse.
...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 04-06-2011, 09:20 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 5,893
Posted By boogety
My weapon is always with me. Has been for over...

My weapon is always with me. Has been for over 35 years. :thumbup:

I also have a loaded backup in the unlocked glove compartment of every vehicle. :D
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 03-12-2011, 06:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 999
Posted By boogety
Oh, my poor, trusting, optimistic friend. You...

Oh, my poor, trusting, optimistic friend. You truly believe something this simple would work? :rofl:

One of my friends, a long-time college professor, once gave a multiple-choice pop-quiz on...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 03-06-2011, 05:45 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 6,850
Posted By boogety
Bosch Icons. Any auto parts store in the free...

Bosch Icons. Any auto parts store in the free world has 'em. Perfect fit, no tools. /thread... :thumbup:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-25-2011, 08:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,379
Posted By boogety
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. As if some...

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. As if some people buy toupées for their bald heads just to please themselves, not so other people won't think they have no hair. :rofl:

No disrespect meant,...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-23-2011, 05:56 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,508
Posted By boogety
OP: Take the $4300, peel off a hundred dollar...

OP: Take the $4300, peel off a hundred dollar bill, go to a tattoo parlor, and have the following engraved on your forehead, in mirror writing, so you can read it while you're shaving:

"MR BLORRY...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-22-2011, 04:11 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,379
Posted By boogety
No red lights on the front, no blue lights...

No red lights on the front, no blue lights anywhere on the vehicle. Those are LEO's colors, and they will bust you for it, nationwide. I promise you. :eek:

Exception: Vehicles not driven on...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-19-2011, 08:15 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,559
Posted By boogety
Panicky people do strange, illogical things. ...

Panicky people do strange, illogical things. :tsk:

People are repeatedly instructed to dial "nine one one" in an emergency, on purpose. Studies have shown that if people have been told to dial...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-13-2011, 07:24 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,073
Posted By boogety
...Legal action? As in... what? Do you want...

...Legal action? As in... what? Do you want revenge, punishment, or some monetary accommodation? :eek:

Possibility one: If the dealer is still in business, you could go back to them and shame...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-11-2011, 05:45 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,007
Posted By boogety
:tsk: Allow me to paraphrase: Give a...

:tsk:


Allow me to paraphrase:

Give a man an answer, and you teach him one thing. Teach a man to Search, and you teach him everything... :D


Or is that too elite for ya... :thumbup:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-11-2011, 05:40 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 866
Posted By boogety
:dunno: As much as he can get, without...

:dunno:


As much as he can get, without charging more than a dealer would. :eeps:

Copper brake line? Is he a plumber? :confused:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-02-2011, 10:09 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,458
Posted By boogety
Ooooo. A thin-skinned noob... It's called...

Ooooo. A thin-skinned noob... It's called humor... Lighten up, duuude, you may be giving the Class of 2011 a bad rep... :rofl:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-02-2011, 06:58 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 987
Posted By boogety
Welcome! Now... Garage it at night. ...

Welcome! Now...



Garage it at night. :rolleyes:



Wiki.
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-02-2011, 06:51 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,458
Posted By boogety
Don't call grocery stores, or funeral parlors, or...

Don't call grocery stores, or funeral parlors, or liquor stores. :tsk:

Do this (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wheel+alignment+atlanta+ga) instead...

:confused:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-01-2011, 02:53 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,307
Posted By boogety
Good move. Don't look back, you'll get a BMW...

Good move. Don't look back, you'll get a BMW again soon... a better one! :thumbup:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-30-2011, 08:37 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 807
Posted By boogety
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch7.jpg ...

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch7.jpg

Sounds like your transmission... but it doesn't mean a rebuild. I assume you've checked the fluid level... and had the transmission looked at by an...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-29-2011, 07:41 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 448
Posted By boogety
So... which is it? Does it not vibrate when you...

So... which is it? Does it not vibrate when you are "coasting," or maintaining a 60mph speed? Or... Does it occur when you're accelerating from a steady 60 mph?

If it happens when you're...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-29-2011, 02:33 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,043
Posted By boogety
What, are you living in the '70s? :rofl: ...

What, are you living in the '70s? :rofl:

Our cars, all computer-controlled, fuel-injected, with variable valves and timing, are designed to start, build up oil pressure, and (gently for the first...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-29-2011, 02:24 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 509
Posted By boogety
Welcome! :thumbup: Search! It's all been...

Welcome! :thumbup:

Search! It's all been asked and answered. Spend a few hours here and on Fanatics and you'll be an expert in no time. :D

Enjoy your car! :banana:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-28-2011, 05:25 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,043
Posted By boogety
Fast Bob saves the day with common sense... ...

Fast Bob saves the day with common sense... :thumbup:
Forum: Cars - Private Party 01-24-2011, 06:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,637
Posted By boogety
Neither interested, nor want to know more. ...

Neither interested, nor want to know more. Either time. :rofl:

You shouldn't have yelled at us, nor sassed us back, now all that goodwill is gone. Plus, you want tooooo much money... But hey,...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-23-2011, 04:36 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,175
Posted By boogety
You probably got lucky. Sounds like you walked...

You probably got lucky. Sounds like you walked up to it at just about the time things started to go south on you, or just a minute or two later. The extreme cold temperature probably helped. Good...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-21-2011, 03:33 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,103
Posted By boogety
I concur with the battery diagnosis. If not, try...

I concur with the battery diagnosis. If not, try this:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMmNPrnx7T1RAS-h4OftjdajZQnRKC0CwotXePbtCE-gBqrsSfyQ&t=1


:rofl:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-21-2011, 07:46 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 879
Posted By boogety
:tsk: Boat anchor. Door stop. Yard...

:tsk:

Boat anchor.
Door stop.
Yard sculpture.
Garage sale item.
Thrift store donation.
Show-and-tell item for your young'un.

C'mon, use your imagination, man... 'cause it ain't never...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 01-21-2011, 04:51 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,204
Posted By boogety
Cool story, 'bro... :rofl:

Cool story, 'bro... :rofl:
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