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Forum: Off-Topic 07-02-2015, 09:24 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 366
Posted By Paul335i
in HS, he made me dump out a 6-pack of Bud...

in HS, he made me dump out a 6-pack of Bud Bombers. :mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-01-2015, 04:45 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 203
Posted By Paul335i
Sports roast gone wrong.

NSFW!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpdKkHodpcE
Forum: Off-Topic 06-30-2015, 01:54 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 214
Posted By Paul335i
Whatever happened to.........?

Kevin Costner?
Feel free to add a once famous person that's disappeared from view.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-25-2015, 07:17 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 535
Posted By Paul335i
I hope they come in XL sizes. :p

I hope they come in XL sizes. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 06-24-2015, 07:31 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 719
Posted By Paul335i
I'm fully invested in Beanie Babies. :D

I'm fully invested in Beanie Babies. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 06-16-2015, 07:37 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 293
Posted By Paul335i
One drop in your eye and you're fukced. :tsk:

One drop in your eye and you're fukced. :tsk:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-15-2015, 03:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 660
Posted By Paul335i
Got the check this morning via personal courier....

Got the check this morning via personal courier. Contractor started construction. :)
Forum: Off-Topic 06-13-2015, 03:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 660
Posted By Paul335i
Thinking of firing my financial advisor.

I don't keep a lot of cash in the bank. Almost all of our $$$ is tied up in investments such as mutual funds, stocks, and bonds I'm having an addition put on my house. The contractor wants 50% up...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-13-2015, 07:08 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 489
Posted By Paul335i
UPDATE: Spikes charged with leaving scene of...

UPDATE: Spikes charged with leaving scene of accident with injuries. :thumbup:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13064851/brandon-spikes-cited-highway-wreck
Forum: Off-Topic 06-12-2015, 07:39 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 575
Posted By Paul335i
Doesn't a masters in nursing qualify one as a...

Doesn't a masters in nursing qualify one as a nurse Practitioner that can function as a doctor, i.e. write prescriptions, etc? :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2015, 04:13 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,166
Posted By Paul335i
This series is going 7 games. :thumbup:

This series is going 7 games. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-08-2015, 04:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 489
Posted By Paul335i
Patriots release LB Brandon Spikes after he crashes his Maybach.

Looks like he rear ended another motorist and fled. :thumbdwn:

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/6/8/8745505/brandon-spikes-new-england-patriots-release
Forum: Off-Topic 06-08-2015, 08:58 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 448
Posted By Paul335i
This guy's better. :p ...

This guy's better. :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-L_8rQIzg
Forum: Off-Topic 05-28-2015, 04:31 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 345
Posted By Paul335i
I was hoping that the kid would foul one off that...

I was hoping that the kid would foul one off that lazy bastard's head.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-28-2015, 01:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 372
Posted By Paul335i
I heard that the damage to the Arizona was so...

I heard that the damage to the Arizona was so severe that she sunk. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 05-27-2015, 03:51 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 437
Posted By Paul335i
I went to college in Houston. I wonder if my old...

I went to college in Houston. I wonder if my old campus is under water. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-21-2015, 08:51 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 466
Posted By Paul335i
She'll be doing porn before Labor Day. :p

She'll be doing porn before Labor Day. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2015, 08:35 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,064
Posted By Paul335i
It's not the tickets that hurt, it's the...

It's not the tickets that hurt, it's the associated insurance hike. :thumbdwn:
In RI and MA, insurance companies actually buy laser and radar units for local police departments.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-19-2015, 03:36 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,064
Posted By Paul335i
A few years ago, I got caught doing 146 mph in a...

A few years ago, I got caught doing 146 mph in a 65 in my 911. Luckily, my good attitude (I admitted guilt) combined with the cop's lusting over the Porsche got me off scot-free.
(he looked at the...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-18-2015, 03:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 372
Posted By Paul335i
Drag racing cop.

:tsk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK5dreWfH8
Forum: Off-Topic 05-17-2015, 08:55 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 684
Posted By Paul335i
If it's a female telemarketer, simply talk about...

If it's a female telemarketer, simply talk about how you're gonna put your 12" c*** in her a$$. I guarantee that'll be the last call you get. Also, ask them if they have any daughters. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 05-14-2015, 10:19 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 795
Posted By Paul335i
I got my finger caught in a truck tailgate back...

I got my finger caught in a truck tailgate back in February. Nail turned black and eventually detached. Three months later and the nail is almost fully regrown. A toenail may take longer as the blood...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-14-2015, 10:14 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 795
Posted By Paul335i
Very bad idea. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is toxic...

Very bad idea. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is toxic to the liver. Never mix Tylenol and alcohol!!!!!:thumbdwn:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-11-2015, 07:10 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,158
Posted By Paul335i
The TV networks (who pay the NFL billion$ for...

The TV networks (who pay the NFL billion$ for broadcast rights) will undoubtedly pressure the NFL to reduce the suspension of its biggest star.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-11-2015, 04:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,158
Posted By Paul335i
Still Super Bowl Champions!!!!! :D

Still Super Bowl Champions!!!!! :D
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