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Forum: Off-Topic 12-05-2016, 07:04 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,423
Posted By dtkw
With girls, if she asked me out, she pays, if I...

With girls, if she asked me out, she pays, if I asked her out I pay. Even if I offer to pay, she refused for me to pay. She insist she asked me out, so she paid. No arguments there.
Forum: Off-Topic 11-30-2016, 07:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 717
Posted By dtkw
Every country has some rules we all should...

Every country has some rules we all should follow. Only in USA you can make fun of the President and not go to jail for that. But oversea, sometimes people forgot they were not in their own...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-22-2016, 07:00 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 527
Posted By dtkw
they would need a bigger and heavier car or...

they would need a bigger and heavier car or truck to stop the suspect's vehicle.
Forum: Off-Topic 11-15-2016, 06:51 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 255
Posted By dtkw
Hire a lawyer make sure he or she is an estate...

Hire a lawyer make sure he or she is an estate lawyer.
Forum: Off-Topic 11-08-2016, 05:43 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 387
Posted By dtkw
I once received a UK cashier check, but the...

I once received a UK cashier check, but the check felt funny, so I called the bank and asked, they in fact told me that cashier check was a bogus. So I just kept it for fun now.
Forum: Off-Topic 11-06-2016, 06:37 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 594
Posted By dtkw
They should either put the needles in him or lock...

They should either put the needles in him or lock him up and throw away the key.
Forum: Off-Topic 11-04-2016, 01:35 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 398
Posted By dtkw
Remind me of the old movie, Time Cop, there were...

Remind me of the old movie, Time Cop, there were the driverless cars, the passenger just tell the car to go home.
Forum: Off-Topic 11-02-2016, 02:18 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By dtkw
in 1976, me and my two other brothers hiked down...

in 1976, me and my two other brothers hiked down the Grand Canyon, back then, there was nothing but tents built bu other campers. We could hear the Colorado River roaring then. And in the morning,...
Forum: Off-Topic 10-31-2016, 06:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 361
Posted By dtkw
If you haven't done anything to hurt or killed...

If you haven't done anything to hurt or killed anyone, then you don't have to worry about ghosts. If you killed me, I'd haunt you in your dreams and your loved one too.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-27-2016, 07:24 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 243
Posted By dtkw
my iPhone is now running on IOS 10.1 Still...

my iPhone is now running on IOS 10.1 Still can't tell the difference, as long as it runs fine, I don't care.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-18-2016, 02:59 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,415
Posted By dtkw
I always think the slide ruler is so...

I always think the slide ruler is so classic:thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 10-16-2016, 07:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 717
Posted By dtkw
Well, I used to work for Uncle Sam. Use your...

Well, I used to work for Uncle Sam. Use your imagination.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-16-2016, 11:07 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 717
Posted By dtkw
I hope he is as square and skilled liked his...

I hope he is as square and skilled liked his father was. I knew his father, but not him.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-14-2016, 02:41 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,071
Posted By dtkw
Police won't bother me, I am a homicide cop so I...

Police won't bother me, I am a homicide cop so I can fire any gun in public for safety of the public. I just have to write a report for it at the end of the day.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-12-2016, 11:06 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,071
Posted By dtkw
Say you point a gun at a clown, or even fire a...

Say you point a gun at a clown, or even fire a warning shot, let's see who is running.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-12-2016, 10:59 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,692
Posted By dtkw
I haven't been on any commercial flights for a...

I haven't been on any commercial flights for a long long time, Last time I flew was in a Air Force Lear Jet.
Forum: Off-Topic 10-12-2016, 10:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 365
Posted By dtkw
Pretty funny :rofl:

Pretty funny :rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 10-07-2016, 12:42 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,138
Posted By dtkw
whatt I don't like about American? Nothing. We...

whatt I don't like about American? Nothing. We live in the land of the free and home of the brave. Just don't take anything for granted or take advantage of the poor people, we can live happily...
Forum: Off-Topic 10-02-2016, 12:01 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 677
Posted By dtkw
Isn't bMW used recycled parts to build their new...

Isn't bMW used recycled parts to build their new cars?
Forum: Off-Topic 09-30-2016, 06:51 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 315
Posted By dtkw
He might have to pay for the damages he done.

He might have to pay for the damages he done.
Forum: Off-Topic 09-29-2016, 05:58 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,971
Posted By dtkw
I saw some bulbs at Sam's Club which supposed to...

I saw some bulbs at Sam's Club which supposed to last at least 10 or more years.:dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 09-03-2016, 05:47 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 319
Posted By dtkw
Cool, my mother and my sister flew in a concord...

Cool, my mother and my sister flew in a concord and rode in the Oriental Express. This video made me remember how my mother loved to travel. Now she is in heaven traveling.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-31-2016, 07:53 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 832
Posted By dtkw
They won't call you, they would surprise you at...

They won't call you, they would surprise you at your door with balloons and flowers and camera man and hand you a big check and then an envelope with the real check.:bigpimp:
Forum: Off-Topic 08-30-2016, 08:41 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 535
Posted By dtkw
Don't forget Wonka Chocolate too. He was a...

Don't forget Wonka Chocolate too. He was a great actor, he will be missed. RIP
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2016, 10:39 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 370
Posted By dtkw
that's why Apple released their latest IOS 9.3.5...

that's why Apple released their latest IOS 9.3.5 to fix this issue
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