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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-20-2016, 05:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 591
Posted By DSXMachina
You have learned well. My job here is done.

You have learned well. My job here is done.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 10-21-2015, 10:09 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,859
Posted By DSXMachina
No doubt about it, I've looked in on the other...

No doubt about it, I've looked in on the other forums and nothing beats the E9x group. It's like we've reached critical mess.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-29-2015, 11:03 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,115
Posted By DSXMachina
I predicted this about two to three years ago...

I predicted this about two to three years ago when BMW was no longer a niche car maker but rather attempting to become all things to all people. A clear impossibility. However, though we may weep and...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-26-2015, 03:35 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 791
Posted By DSXMachina
I have TIG welded far more difficult parts than...

I have TIG welded far more difficult parts than this. It can be easily and safely welded and after a little grinding and filing can be as good as new. There is little stress on the broken off flange,...
Forum: Performance 09-24-2015, 12:46 PM
Replies: 5
E90/E91/E92/E93 Burger Motorsports JB+
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Posted By DSXMachina
Burger Motorsports JB+

I have a year old Burger Motorsports JB+ taken off a 2009 BMW 335i. If you're reading this far you probably know how many HP this can add to your already wild N54, and how it takes only a couple...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-21-2015, 09:19 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 599
Posted By DSXMachina
Yes, and sometimes if two tires are causing it,...

Yes, and sometimes if two tires are causing it, due to scalloping or whatever, the noise will pulse more when the tires randomly are in rotational sync.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-21-2015, 08:41 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 599
Posted By DSXMachina
What bwillia said, good advice. Is the...

What bwillia said, good advice.

Is the pulsating noise there even if you put it into Neutral while the car is at speed and the engine is idling? Does the pulse increase and decrease like a sine...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-08-2015, 11:47 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 681
Posted By DSXMachina
You can hear your injectors from next to the car...

You can hear your injectors from next to the car when you have your hood closed? You have some good ears there Lee.

[Deleted two paragraphs because I failed to read all the other correct...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-21-2015, 01:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,532
Posted By DSXMachina
What sptt quoted was a means of FORCING a monitor...

What sptt quoted was a means of FORCING a monitor readiness check. It is NOT normal driving. However, normal driving WILL eventually result in all monitors being set. It'll just take a lot longer.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-21-2015, 06:46 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 372
Posted By DSXMachina
Ummm...define "heavy people". I thought that was...

Ummm...define "heavy people". I thought that was an American problem.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-21-2015, 05:20 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,532
Posted By DSXMachina
Ha, that was an EASY drive cycle. Some cars...

Ha, that was an EASY drive cycle. Some cars require a far more complex cycle. What we almost always do is give the car back to the customer, explain in general that they need to drive the car, and...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-20-2015, 06:34 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,836
Posted By DSXMachina
I heard that that car had 15lbs. of turbo boost.

I heard that that car had 15lbs. of turbo boost.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-20-2015, 06:04 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 446
Posted By DSXMachina
Your controller is failing. The device is...

Your controller is failing. The device is designed to default to a lifesaving position; Full defrost (to clear your windows) and eventually to full Heat. It is going to go to full Heat soon. The...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-20-2015, 06:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 405
Posted By DSXMachina
Do you think there is any possibility that this...

Do you think there is any possibility that this problem and your "car on fire" thread may be related? I sure do.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-20-2015, 05:58 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,836
Posted By DSXMachina
Good luck with your claim against the installer.

Good luck with your claim against the installer.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-18-2015, 01:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 689
Posted By DSXMachina
If your air filter clogs that reduces air flow....

If your air filter clogs that reduces air flow. Reduced air flow does not transfer sufficient heat to the evaporator (the part in the house). As a result the evaporator will ice up and even further...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-18-2015, 10:04 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 689
Posted By DSXMachina
What went bad is called a run capacitor, or run...

What went bad is called a run capacitor, or run cap for sure. The terminals on yours indicates that it is a 'dual run cap' which not only starts the fan, but also starts the compressor.
For those...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-18-2015, 08:32 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
You can Cal, just not with your meds! Didn't they...

You can Cal, just not with your meds! Didn't they give you a pamphlet with the prescription?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-18-2015, 06:46 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
:pI suggest you therefore go from composing to...

:pI suggest you therefore go from composing to composting. Or composing to decomposing. Somebody stop me...

I admit to totally not knowing any of that 'inside' stuff. Tidbits like that make me...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-18-2015, 05:18 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
We don't let them leave...unhappy. This from...

We don't let them leave...unhappy.

This from R/Movies:
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Great line from Silence of the Lambs everyone knows. But most people don't...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-18-2015, 05:12 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
Throw in some Fava Beans and serve with a nice...

Throw in some Fava Beans and serve with a nice Chianti.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-17-2015, 07:16 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
What else are we supposed to do? The stress of...

What else are we supposed to do? The stress of waiting a week to find out whether your fob is toasted or not would otherwise be unbearable.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-17-2015, 05:53 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
Here are my two old standbys. The small one is a...

Here are my two old standbys. The small one is a Dietzgen pocket job which, yes of course, I carried in my plastic pocket liner with my Day Planner and pens and pencils. Oh, and a 6" scale calibrated...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-17-2015, 11:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
To be a real 50's/60's early 70's geek you needed...

To be a real 50's/60's early 70's geek you needed to have a 6" K&E Pocket slide rule. Like the one I had.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-17-2015, 07:14 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,979
Posted By DSXMachina
;) All we have to go by is the success of a...

;)

All we have to go by is the success of a small percentage of other people who used the same method following seawater dunking. Think positive. And as long as that positive doesn't flow to...
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