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Forum: Off-Topic Yesterday, 03:26 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 191
Posted By ShopVac
Hmmm, I thought the word "BLOW" was a completely...

Hmmm, I thought the word "BLOW" was a completely different gesture. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 05-28-2015, 04:25 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 170
Posted By ShopVac
And he wonders why he's got a gut. :thumbup:

And he wonders why he's got a gut. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-26-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 396
Posted By ShopVac
That chick is going to be high maintenance......

That chick is going to be high maintenance... :rolleyes:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-17-2015, 06:12 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 577
Posted By ShopVac
I have no idea why I still have a home phone. We...

I have no idea why I still have a home phone. We pay $20.00 a month for server, that when it rings, we never answer.

But my wife is so concerned about getting these calls on her cell...we...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 05:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 398
Posted By ShopVac
According to death clock - Thursday, my...

According to death clock -

Thursday, my death date will be May 12, 2044, which I'll be 73.

Grandmother lived in her mid 90's - but my grandfather was 78.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-22-2015, 03:43 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 286
Posted By ShopVac
Delayed the game ~30 minutes for that. In...

Delayed the game ~30 minutes for that.

In hockey, you wait. Baseball - who cares.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-18-2015, 04:44 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 775
Posted By ShopVac
Pens suck so bad right now...so bad, that I'm...

Pens suck so bad right now...so bad, that I'm thinking the Rangers will take it in 3.

I thought the Islanders were looking good til that collapse after going up 3-1 last night...not sure what to...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-03-2015, 06:23 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 459
Posted By ShopVac
They didn't blow it up? I sat through an...

They didn't blow it up?

I sat through an entire crappy Journey song waiting for the big kaboom. Where was the kaboom?

Lame :tsk:
Forum: Off-Topic 04-02-2015, 05:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 625
Posted By ShopVac
Congrats :thumbup: Just hit 18...

Congrats :thumbup:




Just hit 18 myself...question if I'll make 18 and a quarter. ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 03-26-2015, 03:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 768
Posted By ShopVac
"If one person kills himself and 149 other...

"If one person kills himself and 149 other people, a word other than suicide should be used,"

I agree. :(
Forum: Off-Topic 03-15-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 424
Posted By ShopVac
Ahhh, see...here's where you have it wrong. 2...

Ahhh, see...here's where you have it wrong. 2 Pie are square. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2015, 01:18 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 424
Posted By ShopVac
Little Pie contribution. Personally was not a...

Little Pie contribution. Personally was not a fan...but also didn't know that Peter Frampton was in the band. Now I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryf08xePJBs
Forum: Off-Topic 03-07-2015, 04:36 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,251
Posted By ShopVac
Not to take away from the girls abilities on the...

Not to take away from the girls abilities on the bottom two vids - especially covering Gilmore, who I think is one of the best and I feel rarely covered because of the difficulty.

But that top...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-04-2015, 06:30 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,949
Posted By ShopVac
^^^ ^^^ ...

^^^ ^^^
No way would I touch that leash. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 371
Posted By ShopVac
And each time I chuckle my arse off once Sponge...

And each time I chuckle my arse off once Sponge Bob rounds the corner...needless.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-28-2015, 02:58 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 956
Posted By ShopVac
Blizzard of 93, some dick did that to me in front...

Blizzard of 93, some dick did that to me in front of my house. My neighbors moved their cars so I could fit in with them.

I iced the guys car down with a garden hose. I was pissed.

Needless -...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 06:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 544
Posted By ShopVac
My brother-in-law had a pit bull - sweetest dog...

My brother-in-law had a pit bull - sweetest dog ever.

Was so sad when he passed :(
Forum: Automotive / Photography 02-25-2015, 06:47 AM
Replies: 810
Views: 109,378
Posted By ShopVac
Galapagos Islands. ...

Galapagos Islands.

http://users.zoominternet.net/~cullen//Penguin2.jpg
Forum: Off-Topic 02-07-2015, 11:29 AM
Replies: 233
Views: 23,437
Posted By ShopVac
Good God almighty - is that a pole in your ass...

Good God almighty - is that a pole in your ass crack, or you just happy to see me? :p
Forum: Off-Topic 02-06-2015, 03:30 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 580
Posted By ShopVac
They lost me as a customer when they started...

They lost me as a customer when they started asking for my phone number when I made a purchase. :thumbdwn:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-01-2015, 07:49 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,035
Posted By ShopVac
I feel like taking up a donation to get that...

I feel like taking up a donation to get that bitch some new wipers. How the hell can you drive with them chattering like that. :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-01-2015, 07:41 PM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 19,883
Posted By ShopVac
My God yes. Even a woman knows what to do from...

My God yes. Even a woman knows what to do from there. :bigpimp:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-31-2015, 06:06 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 432
Posted By ShopVac
And here, I use ozone to create more fish...

And here, I use ozone to create more fish poop...which creates even more smell. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 01-29-2015, 04:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 392
Posted By ShopVac
No limits, no worries, use it almost exclusively....

No limits, no worries, use it almost exclusively. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-29-2015, 04:31 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,280
Posted By ShopVac
I have a two dollar instant scratch ticket in my...

I have a two dollar instant scratch ticket in my wallet that I can use for quick cash - outside of that, everything gets put on the AMEX.
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