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Forum: Off-Topic 07-18-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 436
Posted By Dork Knight
Comcast was recently rated as the worst company...

Comcast was recently rated as the worst company in America (presumably to deal with?). The article citing that claims employee pay is deducted for each customer call they take whereby the customer...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-23-2014, 06:10 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 400
Posted By Dork Knight
I remember reading about the public outcry after...

I remember reading about the public outcry after this. Citizens in Albuquerque had a lot to say. I'm the furthest you can get from being a lawyer, but in my layman's view, that video is pretty...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-23-2014, 05:15 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,606
Posted By Dork Knight
Had mine done five years ago. I've needed...

Had mine done five years ago. I've needed glasses in one form or the other since I was 7. Now it's pretty close to 20/20 and no reading glasses.

Two side effects: five years later, I still...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-17-2014, 07:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 721
Posted By Dork Knight
http://www.turnermotorsport.com/t-wheel-spacers.as...

http://www.turnermotorsport.com/t-wheel-spacers.aspx

Also try YouTube. Don't forget to put weight in the trunk...or a buddy sitting on the bumper...so the rear squats down a little. Then measure.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-17-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 740
Views: 46,033
Posted By Dork Knight
Jock about it? Freudian slip? 4mm seems...

Jock about it? Freudian slip?

4mm seems tiny for most things...unless it's a stone. Wow. On one hand, congratulations. On the other, you poor ba$tard.:wow:

Guess it could have been worse...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-17-2014, 07:30 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 721
Posted By Dork Knight
The 12s work well. I took two adults to lunch...

The 12s work well. I took two adults to lunch today and had no issues with rubbing, but if the car was fully loaded.......meh. Maybe.

Just don't get 10mm. The Turner Motorsport website...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-17-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 721
Posted By Dork Knight
Ditto. I went with 12mm if memory serves. Even...

Ditto. I went with 12mm if memory serves. Even though I measured, I must have done something wrong because the 15mm rubbed the fender well in the rear when I carried passengers or hit wavy bumps.
...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-18-2014, 08:36 PM
Replies: 740
Views: 46,033
Posted By Dork Knight
A quick story before bed?

A quick story before bed?
Forum: Off-Topic 03-18-2014, 02:58 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 27,665
Posted By Dork Knight
Happy [belated] St Patty's day from TheChive.com...

Happy [belated] St Patty's day from TheChive.com collection.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2014, 11:10 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 27,665
Posted By Dork Knight
Holy cow. Dave, you've outdone yourself. Kudos!!...

Holy cow. Dave, you've outdone yourself. Kudos!!


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Forum: Off-Topic 03-09-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 843
Posted By Dork Knight
OP, I don't mean to thread-jack. But I have to...

OP, I don't mean to thread-jack. But I have to post a correction. The lady didn't have her ex boyfriend in the car, it was her ex-husband. He handled the wheel from the passenger seat, then...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-09-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 843
Posted By Dork Knight
Now, this where I hate the media. They report...

Now, this where I hate the media. They report that he was cruel to animals, yet we have no unbiased reporting of his courtship technique. He could have been very tender and caring in their...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-09-2014, 04:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 353
Posted By Dork Knight
http://science.howstuffworks.com/magnet.htm ...

http://science.howstuffworks.com/magnet.htm

The googles, yo. Fo realz. Magnets have, like, poles and $hit. Ka-razay!


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Forum: Off-Topic 03-07-2014, 06:29 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 509
Posted By Dork Knight
I slather my face in African fire ants, then...

I slather my face in African fire ants, then shove a hot poker up a badger's a$$ to attack the ants. Nice, clean shave every time. Chuck Norris tweeted he was envious.

In all seriousness, I...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-04-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 740
Views: 46,033
Posted By Dork Knight
426294 Saw this at Bass Pro Shops recently. ...

426294
Saw this at Bass Pro Shops recently. So, a whisker biscuit is a real thing, huh? And apparently it's the safest place to rest your arrow. :rofl:


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Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 27,665
Posted By Dork Knight
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425931


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2014, 07:28 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 27,665
Posted By Dork Knight
Semantics. Fed the forum. Yadda yadda yadda,...

Semantics. Fed the forum. Yadda yadda yadda, boobs are good.


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 27,665
Posted By Dork Knight
Whoah. Whoah whoah whoah. Whoah. You...

Whoah. Whoah whoah whoah. Whoah.

You can't breast feed us this whole time, then yank away the boobies!! You have to wean us first!! :-). We're not ready for solids yet.


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-12-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 740
Views: 46,033
Posted By Dork Knight
:rofl: Brilliant!! Sent from...

:rofl:

Brilliant!!


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Forum: Off-Topic 02-11-2014, 01:57 PM
Replies: 740
Views: 46,033
Posted By Dork Knight
Infinity of Confusion

Saw this at the entrance to a mall and couldn't help but snap a picture.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-10-2014, 08:55 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 27,665
Posted By Dork Knight
I was just about to turn on the bat-light to hail...

I was just about to turn on the bat-light to hail MaduroDave and MB330 to save the day and kick 2014 up a notch.

I spoke too soon! I logged in and BAM! Boobies, a la 2014.


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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-10-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 875
Posted By Dork Knight
Tokyo! I've never been to that end of the pond,...

Tokyo! I've never been to that end of the pond, so the next few years should prove insightful and amazing.

I'm now leaning heavily toward selling, based largely on the advice from this thread. ...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-10-2014, 04:30 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 300
Posted By Dork Knight
///Mariani -- that window sticker design is a...

///Mariani -- that window sticker design is a military pilot badge, USAF specific. Pilot badge has the "radiator" vertical lines whereas Nav, EWO, etc lack the radiator and have crossed poles/wings...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-09-2014, 08:23 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 875
Posted By Dork Knight
Cal - I don't know the depreciation forecast. ...

Cal - I don't know the depreciation forecast. Although it crossed my mind, I haven't run any numbers or looked thoroughly yet. For certain, the car will be worth less in two years than it is now,...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 02-09-2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 875
Posted By Dork Knight
Sell It or Store It?

I'm headed overseas for two years and can't take my car with me. I'm trying to decide if it's more prudent to sell the car and let the profit work for me for two years, or store it for the two years...
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