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Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) Today, 02:49 PM
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Posted By E36 Phantom
And made ME want to gag. C:\>Sent from my...

And made ME want to gag.

C:\>Sent from my 386 using MS-DOS__
Forum: Off-Topic 09-13-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 330
Posted By E36 Phantom
I believe very strongly that corporal punishment...

I believe very strongly that corporal punishment can be an effective and loving form of discipline, but he definitely went way too far there. I'm guessing he probably loves his kid but has some anger...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-12-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 253
Posted By E36 Phantom
8 hours withoutbathroom? That's not what it says....

8 hours withoutbathroom? That's not what it says. Get to work at 755am, use bathroom, start at 8am. Break at 10am, use bathroom. Lunch at 12 pm, use bathroom. Break at 3pm, use bathroom. Leave at...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-12-2014, 08:02 AM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
"Oops, my hand slipped while shifting..." ...

"Oops, my hand slipped while shifting..."

:angel:


I will say, it's detrimental once you're past that point of flirting and not really being able to hold your hand there. When you actually...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-12-2014, 07:57 AM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I *HATE* it when I get...

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I *HATE* it when I get defective coffee!!

Anyway, I was going to say the same thing as you. I've heard SO many parents say that it's just another distraction, and kids...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-12-2014, 06:33 AM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Nah, I heard he was going gluten-free. :p...

Nah, I heard he was going gluten-free.


:p

C:\>Sent from my 386 using MS-DOS__
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-11-2014, 09:07 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Usually at that cheap, probably not. It all...

Usually at that cheap, probably not. It all depends on a ton of factors.

Sadly, I don't think I've paid $60/mo for insurance ever in my life. I pay less for individual cars but never for the...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-11-2014, 03:01 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Just noticed that point about married people...

Just noticed that point about married people deals - its not about getting a discount just for being married. Insurance is based on actuarial statistics. Getting married is often a point where guys...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-11-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
The Connie 14. I only have that and the...

The Connie 14. I only have that and the non-running Ninja project now.

C:\>Sent from my 386 using MS-DOS__
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-11-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Apparently this is the month for 8s after the...

Apparently this is the month for 8s after the Tahoe.....hopefully still a continuing good omen. :eeps:

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Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-10-2014, 06:44 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Yes, but that's just your work phone. My Windows...

Yes, but that's just your work phone. My Windows work phone is pretty atrocious, but now I don't have my decent personal phone to fall back on. :(


Nice going!!!


That's just motivation to...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-09-2014, 03:11 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 674
Posted By E36 Phantom
Who innovated and who followed? :lmao: I...

Who innovated and who followed? :lmao:

I was carrying one of these in 2005...

http://cdx.dexigner.com/article/5456/SCH_i730_thumb.jpg


The iPhone 1, when it first came out, paled in...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-09-2014, 12:31 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
My phone screen cracked several months ago, but...

My phone screen cracked several months ago, but I'd been putting up with it and waiting for the new Moto X. On Sunday it finally gave up and failed completely - but the X is still several weeks from...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-09-2014, 12:22 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 674
Posted By E36 Phantom
Color me surprised. Did Motorola and Apple switch...

Color me surprised. Did Motorola and Apple switch their wearable development groups?

The 360 is what I would've expected out of Cupertino, not Motorola. And this thing....eeegads..it looks like my...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-08-2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 414
Posted By E36 Phantom
An X actually improves performance because as the...

An X actually improves performance because as the exhaust pulses are exiting they're drawing vacuum on both pipes, helping improve intake to the filling cylinders.

That said, I don't believe the...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-08-2014, 01:13 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Damn, that's wild. Also, your...

Damn, that's wild. Also, your signature......:lmao: I've had SO many BMWs with that display.:rofl:

So....so...purdy.


I'm shocked at that. I've had a few alignments at Firestone as well as...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-07-2014, 11:31 AM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Meh, it just helps the E36s go up in value...

Meh, it just helps the E36s go up in value faster, just like the E30s, when every 16 year old kid grabs one and wraps it around the nearest solid object as quickly as possible.

C:\>Sent from my...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-04-2014, 01:22 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
It sits at about 500, the pic is deceiving...

It sits at about 500, the pic is deceiving because of the angle and trip reset button.






+4 on crush indeed.

C:\>Sent from my 386 using MS-DOS__
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 09-04-2014, 09:00 AM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Yeah, I had a while where I had no A/C in the...

Yeah, I had a while where I had no A/C in the white E36 in the middle of summer. It sucked. Nice feeling when it's back!

In other news, here's a nice little omen on the Tahoe. :)

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Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 08-29-2014, 08:19 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Nonsense. There are several DIYs on how to modify...

Nonsense. There are several DIYs on how to modify the base of the car seat to fit the goofy shape of the back seat. Just a sawzall and a couple cuts and you're all set. :p

I've considered 944s so...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 08-29-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
I think I've got you all beat.... Here are...

I think I've got you all beat....

Here are some notes from a meeting this morning.

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Sage words from Ed the first time he saw my penmanship.


When I need to be legible, I print all...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 08-28-2014, 03:15 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Problems is problems, my friend. Mo money,...

Problems is problems, my friend.

Mo money, mo problems.
No money, mo problems.

Ya got problems either way, see. So if I gotta have problems no matter what, I'll take the ones that come with...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 08-28-2014, 02:39 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Know how I know you're still just a kid? ...

Know how I know you're still just a kid?

:rofl:

C:\>Sent from my 386 using MS-DOS__
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 08-28-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
Something I learned from having kids - parenting...

Something I learned from having kids - parenting techniques for toddlers work surprisingly well for women, too. ;)

They say that you should always offer toddlers clear choices even for things that...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 08-28-2014, 01:25 PM
Replies: 6,830
Views: 118,217
Posted By E36 Phantom
HEAR HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't that the truth. :(...

HEAR HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't that the truth. :(

Along with that nice paycheck comes nice bills to go with it. To have a 6 figure household income and still feel broke is a mystifying situation. ...
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