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Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 03-28-2016, 11:54 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 7,259
Posted By elbert
Came across this thread on Google, so I'm bumping...

Came across this thread on Google, so I'm bumping it up from the dead because...



The ZF has 22 bolts, while the GM has 20. Granted the GM gasket has 22 holes, but only 20 bolts.
But otherwise...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 09-22-2013, 09:40 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 875
Posted By elbert
68K :eek: Just replaced the rod bearings,...

68K :eek:
Just replaced the rod bearings, control arms, tie rods, belts... no alternator (yet)
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 09-22-2013, 09:29 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 875
Posted By elbert
:AF330i:

:AF330i:
Forum: Off-Topic 09-18-2009, 07:06 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,683
Posted By elbert
Highly unlikely. Look up the difference between...

Highly unlikely. Look up the difference between corticosteroid (you) and anabolic steroid (Barry Bonds).




Heh, the comedy writes itself
Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2009, 04:41 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,225
Posted By elbert
I'm sure Mary Jo Kopechne's family would have...

I'm sure Mary Jo Kopechne's family would have been satisfied with Ted taking his drunk fat ass to the nearest phone to call for help.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2009, 09:48 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,225
Posted By elbert
Maybe if he drove a VW instead...

Maybe if he drove a VW instead...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2009, 09:47 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,225
Posted By elbert
But isn't "The Greatest Senator of Our Time...

But isn't "The Greatest Senator of Our Time (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090826/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_kennedy_obama_11)" deserving of that honor? :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2009, 09:39 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,225
Posted By elbert
Kennedy faces fight on Cape Wind...

Kennedy faces fight on Cape Wind (http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/04/27/kennedy_faces_fight_on_cape_wind/)

Kennedy dumped diesel fuel into Nantucket Sound...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2009, 08:16 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,225
Posted By elbert
Not bitter -- more like pissed off. I'm not the...

Not bitter -- more like pissed off. I'm not the one that brought politics into this.

edit: I also find it amusing that the only part of what I wrote that you objected was calling him a Democrat...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2009, 06:23 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,225
Posted By elbert
Shows what Dennis Leary knows. He was...

Shows what Dennis Leary knows.

He was consistently full of **** if anything. The guy opposes the "war for oil" yet protests the building of a windmill farm that blocks his view of Nantucket...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-21-2009, 09:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,231
Posted By elbert
Practice dribbling a basketball

Practice dribbling a basketball
Forum: Off-Topic 08-19-2009, 10:16 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 5,312
Posted By elbert
Insecurity, thinly disguised by a facade of...

Insecurity, thinly disguised by a facade of machismo
Forum: Off-Topic 08-12-2009, 07:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 819
Posted By elbert
Not quite as entertaining as this translation ...

Not quite as entertaining as this translation

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123226
Forum: Off-Topic 08-11-2009, 09:08 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,129
Posted By elbert
+1 10" touchscreen? pass

+1

10" touchscreen? pass
Forum: Off-Topic 08-11-2009, 08:40 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 606
Posted By elbert
Take pictures before the tenant moves in, and...

Take pictures before the tenant moves in, and after he leaves. This will document the condition of the place before and after, if there are any disputes.

Get everything in writing, dbusiness's...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-08-2009, 11:50 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,982
Posted By elbert
"High Billy Mays here..." :angel:

"High Billy Mays here..."

:angel:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-30-2009, 01:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,381
Posted By elbert
I had the misfortune of watching part of the...

I had the misfortune of watching part of the show.

I'm waiting to see if the predictable "bombshell" episode will be a bunch of skinny women showing up. Whether or not they're hot probably...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-08-2009, 08:10 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,067
Posted By elbert
fixed He introduced the concept of the Network...

fixed
He introduced the concept of the Network Computer back in 1995.

This is nothing new.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-10-2009, 12:05 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,071
Posted By elbert
Exactly. She even dared the officer to Taser...

Exactly. She even dared the officer to Taser her. IMO that just means she was taking advantage of the fact she's "just a frail granny." :rolleyes:

Substitute a punk ass kid for the granny and...
Forum: General Automotive Forum 05-21-2009, 10:50 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 7,706
Posted By elbert
weak ...

weak



http://www.camaroblog.com/blog/1020278_mysterious-brake-weights-on-camaro-ss-brembo-brakes
Forum: Off-Topic 05-19-2009, 08:31 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 6,325
Posted By elbert
'nuff said :p I'm waiting for the Pre to...

'nuff said :p

I'm waiting for the Pre to come out on a different network. For awhile I couldn't decide if I hated Sprint more than Windoze Mobile, but Sprint won and I'll just wait to switch (and...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-13-2009, 11:21 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,503
Posted By elbert
61 home runs in a single season without an * ...

61 home runs in a single season without an *


:D
Forum: Off-Topic 05-09-2009, 08:32 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,791
Posted By elbert
You have to confirm that it's not stuck...

You have to confirm that it's not stuck somewhere.

Sounds like it might be time for an xray. Is this the same damn crown that fell out a couple years ago?
Forum: Off-Topic 05-08-2009, 02:12 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,403
Posted By elbert
See if the local aquarium store will buy him to...

See if the local aquarium store will buy him to resell :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2009, 10:02 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,403
Posted By elbert
arowana The fish pictured in your...

arowana



The fish pictured in your first post is a discus. Probably not the not the right one for you as they are sensitive to water parameters and quality (i.e. they are high maintenance).
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