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Forum: Off-Topic Today, 08:29 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 15
Posted By MatWiz
How to get out of s speeding ticket

Try this next time... :D

https://youtu.be/7gcQDuv_Kb0
Forum: Off-Topic Yesterday, 07:50 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 440
Posted By MatWiz
Did he drink Australian beer? That's a...

Did he drink Australian beer?

That's a boomerang drunk walk.

https://youtu.be/Lw8J0rkAVs4
Forum: Off-Topic 07-22-2016, 08:28 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,867
Posted By MatWiz
Why would they knock you out with anesthesia if...

Why would they knock you out with anesthesia if they already had a hammer in their hand??? :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-21-2016, 08:04 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,867
Posted By MatWiz
Good luck and speedy healing. :thumbup:

Good luck and speedy healing. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-21-2016, 07:47 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 733
Posted By MatWiz
So... thanks for the Startec tip. I signed in...

So... thanks for the Startec tip. I signed in and bought $10 of prepaid service. Made an international phone call to Italy and all is fine. 1 cent per minute.

But I just checked my bank...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2016, 06:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 344
Posted By MatWiz
At first glance I thought you posted "Got a new...

At first glance I thought you posted "Got a new wife for me car..." :rofl:

I like that knife. Maybe I'll get one myself. :dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2016, 06:17 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 895
Posted By MatWiz
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-15-2016, 04:25 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 339
Posted By MatWiz
Western Digital's My Passport Ultra is MY idea of...

Western Digital's My Passport Ultra is MY idea of a place to store backup files.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-14-2016, 08:05 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 339
Posted By MatWiz
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-14-2016, 07:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 339
Posted By MatWiz
One more reason NOT to use cloud storage

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/jul/14/dennis-cooper-google-censorship-dc-blog

If they don't like you, they will just erase your lifework.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-12-2016, 08:21 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 522
Posted By MatWiz
This is a picture of my Google Nexus 7 screen, 5...

This is a picture of my Google Nexus 7 screen, 5 minutes ago. (Not kidding!)

This is a system message from Google telling me to update this important patch.

In Spanish! :confused:

That's...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-12-2016, 03:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 522
Posted By MatWiz
It's nothing but troubles. I had one and in the...

It's nothing but troubles. I had one and in the beginning it was fine. Then after awhile it started to get lazy and took frequent breaks. Then it started demanding beer and just sat there in the...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-10-2016, 05:27 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 733
Posted By MatWiz
Yes, great rates! 1 c/min to many western Europe...

Yes, great rates! 1 c/min to many western Europe which is what I need.

With this low rate, usually they have a high connection fee, and/or periodic charge (per month or per 2 weeks, etc). What...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-10-2016, 03:49 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 733
Posted By MatWiz
I think I am going to give Google Voice a try. ...

I think I am going to give Google Voice a try.

I installed it on my Samsung Galaxy phone, and it's not a plug and play app. :loco: I still need to figure out where to get the dialer keypad...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-10-2016, 12:06 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 660
Posted By MatWiz
They forget to say that he died doing what he...

They forget to say that he died doing what he loved most. :tsk:

Karma caught him fast. Lucky for him now he doesn't have to come back as a bull in his next life time.

See? Two wins.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-10-2016, 11:05 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 358
Posted By MatWiz
You should have seen the crazy a window.

You should have seen the crazy a window.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-10-2016, 03:46 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 389
Posted By MatWiz
I found something. ...

I found something.

https://www.activeinboxhq.com/blog/2015/01/29/gmail-hack-join-seperate-conversation-threads-together/
Forum: Off-Topic 07-07-2016, 08:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 389
Posted By MatWiz
I wish it was possible to merge gmail threads

It drives me nuts.

Some people have the habit of writing a NEW email every time they want to say something about the same subject.

For example, for the same project that spans over a few...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-07-2016, 07:31 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 402
Posted By MatWiz
Plenty of street vendors on the streets on NYC. ...

Plenty of street vendors on the streets on NYC. When it's time for a wallet, I look for the leather insert inside the wallets. I like them thin and small. I take the one I like out, tell them...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-06-2016, 05:14 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 597
Posted By MatWiz
I was half expecting him to build a mud flat...

I was half expecting him to build a mud flat screen TV.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-05-2016, 09:44 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 710
Posted By MatWiz
Oh gosh. I can not unsee what I have seen. ...

Oh gosh. I can not unsee what I have seen. :cry:
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 07-04-2016, 05:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,296
Posted By MatWiz
I'm not towing people's cars. I'm towing...

I'm not towing people's cars. I'm towing people's threads.... :rofl:

I'm a moderator in the Off Topic and the Political Science forums. :eeps:
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 07-03-2016, 06:34 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 873
Posted By MatWiz
I was about to ask you if you took a photograph...

I was about to ask you if you took a photograph with your pencil and why does it look like an upside down bike.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 07-03-2016, 06:09 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,296
Posted By MatWiz
Hey buddy! :beerchug: I was just passing by...

Hey buddy! :beerchug:

I was just passing by with my tow truck. The OP posted his thread in Off Topic so I towed it to this forum. :)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-02-2016, 04:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 265
Posted By MatWiz
I worked with Sotheby's in the past. Send an...

I worked with Sotheby's in the past. Send an email and a picture of both sides of the coin to Sotheby's and Christie's and ask for an estimated value. You'll be surprised, they will most likely...
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