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Forum: Off-Topic 03-05-2011, 05:34 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,908
Posted By Adesh
Yeah, great....now can someone tell me the...

Yeah, great....now can someone tell me the probability of Berk developing any balls at anytime in his life?
Forum: Off-Topic 03-05-2011, 12:20 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,908
Posted By Adesh
I'm glad some of you are trying to tackle this...

I'm glad some of you are trying to tackle this oh-so deserving math problem....but can we get back to the important discussion on Berk needing balls?
Forum: Off-Topic 03-04-2011, 05:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,908
Posted By Adesh
Seeing as you have so many, can you lend a couple...

Seeing as you have so many, can you lend a couple of balls to Berk? I believe he doesn't have any. Hence his curiosity as to what you're planning to do with them.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2011, 11:07 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,996
Posted By Adesh
Wow; since you're the "mentor" I was referring...

Wow; since you're the "mentor" I was referring to, that's an odd "fix". Awkward!
Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2011, 08:34 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,996
Posted By Adesh
My SO just worships me too much...fortunately...

My SO just worships me too much...fortunately (for her), I'm a very accepting and tolerant man and am learning to live with it.

In the words of my mentor, damn I'm good!
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2011, 12:46 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,361
Posted By Adesh
Please, stop with the truth; we don't need or use...

Please, stop with the truth; we don't need or use it around here.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2011, 03:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,361
Posted By Adesh
My apologies. I stand corrected. Not all showing...

My apologies. I stand corrected. Not all showing of boobs falls under "community service".
Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2011, 10:24 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,361
Posted By Adesh
I've always believed that showing your boobs...

I've always believed that showing your boobs should be considered a public service for women. Really, it just enriches the overall community.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-25-2011, 09:45 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 421
Posted By Adesh
Pathetic.

Pathetic.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-23-2011, 09:00 PM
Replies: 415
Views: 36,040
Posted By Adesh
This is sad news...I hope he is in peace.

This is sad news...I hope he is in peace.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-23-2011, 05:33 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 957
Posted By Adesh
.....aaaahhh, actually no. I must confess...why,...

.....aaaahhh, actually no. I must confess...why, is that a problem?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-23-2011, 02:35 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 957
Posted By Adesh
I know, I know...my customer service skills are...

I know, I know...my customer service skills are lacking.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-23-2011, 11:13 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 957
Posted By Adesh
PIZZA! Did you say you ordered a pizza for...

PIZZA! Did you say you ordered a pizza for delivery? Coming right up! Please commence to holding your breath.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2011, 08:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 957
Posted By Adesh
Deal!

Deal!
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2011, 07:06 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 957
Posted By Adesh
Yes! But it sure beats being "ignant"...

Yes! But it sure beats being "ignant"...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-21-2011, 09:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 957
Posted By Adesh
Berk - now is that nice to implicate me (an...

Berk - now is that nice to implicate me (an innocent person) in your pointless posts? I don't like Canadians for a reason ya' know...except for SBG of course; she's hawt! She could "implicate" me...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-20-2011, 11:16 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 713
Posted By Adesh
Wait, are you implying that it's not? Shucks, I...

Wait, are you implying that it's not? Shucks, I already sent my account info....
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 05:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 835
Posted By Adesh
Indians? (dot, not feather)

Indians? (dot, not feather)
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 01:21 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 835
Posted By Adesh
sugar (lots of) + water...what's the mystery?

sugar (lots of) + water...what's the mystery?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 12:42 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,018
Posted By Adesh
..yes it is; as such I also keep responding to...

..yes it is; as such I also keep responding to your posts....the obvious would tell me to stop wasting my time.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 12:39 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,717
Posted By Adesh
...it was going to happen sooner or later; you...

...it was going to happen sooner or later; you and I in full agreement on something...you have to admit however, Mathwiz gives transexuals a bad name.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 11:52 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,717
Posted By Adesh
Let me see, all I need is my drink (generally...

Let me see, all I need is my drink (generally water) and my food delivered to me at my seat during flights....I don't even notice if it's a human doing the delivering. So, I don't care if Thai...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 11:44 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,018
Posted By Adesh
Agreed...my bad for overlooking the obvious...

Agreed...my bad for overlooking the obvious...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2011, 11:40 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,018
Posted By Adesh
Forget all of these "do it right" guru's that...

Forget all of these "do it right" guru's that have piped in so far mj745...just knock down the wall and see what happens. Oh, and say hello to your neighbors for me when they "drop by".
Forum: Off-Topic 02-11-2011, 02:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 796
Posted By Adesh
Little Billy showing the judge "on the doll"...

Little Billy showing the judge "on the doll" where Father Ted touched him.
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