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Forum: Off-Topic 05-16-2017, 06:44 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 298
Posted By M&K
A Bimmer, among others.... ;)

A Bimmer, among others.... ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 05-03-2017, 05:57 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 788
Posted By M&K
Instead of pole dancer, go with gigolo. You can...

Instead of pole dancer, go with gigolo. You can still dance if you like, "unblock some of the neighbors drains", and you'll get paid for it! Win-win-win! :spank::freakdanc:bling:
Forum: Off-Topic 04-27-2017, 05:58 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,421
Posted By M&K
It's Cleveland. They will do something (maybe...

It's Cleveland. They will do something (maybe several things) that just make you shake your head and feel bad for fans of the most F'd up organization in professional sports. It's a shame, really....
Forum: Off-Topic 04-21-2017, 06:35 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 645
Posted By M&K
Love how we all jump to the nastiest conclusions...

Love how we all jump to the nastiest conclusions :angel:

a water leak from the car sitting outside with a sunroof damaged in a wreck? NO! It's PEE! It's PEE I tell you!!!
Forum: Off-Topic 04-11-2017, 02:33 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,421
Posted By M&K
I had to laugh at this exchange by a couple of my...

I had to laugh at this exchange by a couple of my friends when this news broke (pulled from group message):

Friend 1: On another note, did you all see exactly what Tony Romo is doing? CBS...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-30-2017, 05:55 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 11,636
Posted By M&K
Or hugged him when he did well on an...

Or hugged him when he did well on an assignment...

Or committed a true crime...

Or he made it all up...

Or...

:dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2017, 05:55 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
Truth! He was unstoppable at times. ...

Truth! He was unstoppable at times.

Seeing him barely even able to walk a few short years after his career ended was just so sad. For a man to be that powerful, then reduced to a wobbly shell...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-13-2017, 07:24 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,341
Posted By M&K
I'd be somewhere with a beach, probably on the...

I'd be somewhere with a beach, probably on the gulf coast of FL. Snow and cold can suck it (woke up to a temp of 3 this morning), and I have found through travel that I'm actually a beach bum...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-10-2017, 05:47 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,489
Posted By M&K
I agree on the battery life being worse! My old...

I agree on the battery life being worse! My old Treo would last for days, I can't seem to do better than about 16-18 hours on anything I've had since the original Motorola Droid. I also miss...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-08-2017, 11:21 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 823
Posted By M&K
Someone has the memento of a lifetime. Too bad...

Someone has the memento of a lifetime. Too bad no one will ever believe them if they talk about it!
Thief: This is Tom's actual jersey I stole from the stadium!
2nd person: I call BS. Prove it!...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-06-2017, 06:24 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
The fluke catch and the comeback - just evening...

The fluke catch and the comeback - just evening of the field from when the Giants ruined the perfect season. Looks like Atlanta will have to wait a couple more years, if that's our baseline ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 02-01-2017, 06:59 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
I expect the Pats to win - Billy-boy has had too...

I expect the Pats to win - Billy-boy has had too much time to scheme, and Brady will execute the plan.

I'd like Atlanta to win - Never won it all before, and I don't have a vested interest in...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-19-2017, 06:14 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,225
Posted By M&K
Love it! I had the VP of Sales (aren't sales...

Love it!

I had the VP of Sales (aren't sales usually the biggest blowhards?) tell me once that he always enjoyed my meetings. His rationale was that 1. I started on time, 2. There wasn't 20...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-18-2017, 06:29 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
And for every Brady or Peyton Manning who did the...

And for every Brady or Peyton Manning who did the above, there's some guy who leaves a winning team to sign with Cleveland or Jacksonville for an extra $150,000 over 3 years on a deal paying over...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-17-2017, 08:02 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
This ^^ is great for right now. And this, below,...

This ^^ is great for right now. And this, below, is why it's still a short window.



It's the unfortunate truth of today's NFL. If too many contracts come up at once, you can't keep everyone....
Forum: Off-Topic 01-16-2017, 06:39 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
Dang, I was 4 for 4 on predictions this weekend. ...

Dang, I was 4 for 4 on predictions this weekend. Should've put some money on it!

Down to only one team I normally cheer against (GB) left in the playoffs. I may end up liking the SB matchup this...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-11-2017, 12:07 PM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
2 scores, meaning touchdowns? As in 14 points? ...

2 scores, meaning touchdowns? As in 14 points? I'd take that bet :banana:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-11-2017, 09:03 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
Living in the north and seeing way more Packer...

Living in the north and seeing way more Packer games than I'd like (I cheer against them in nearly all cases), you should expect to see a lot of this. ^^^

And GB will likely win this game. This...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-11-2017, 08:54 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,225
Posted By M&K
Had something similar - put out a bowl of candy...

Had something similar - put out a bowl of candy during a company event, and someone stole the whole works. Obviously, they could have the candy, but they stole the bowl which was occasionally used...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-27-2016, 08:22 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 828
Posted By M&K
I hope you bought a lottery ticket right after...

I hope you bought a lottery ticket right after that, cuz that's the luckiest day you'll ever get!
Forum: Off-Topic 12-22-2016, 06:17 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
Wow, now that's one unstable guy.

Wow, now that's one unstable guy.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-16-2016, 07:01 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
First article I saw on this was titled "Patriot...

First article I saw on this was titled "Patriot fans have another reason to hate Goodell", or something to that effect. Looks like an accurate title...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-14-2016, 06:06 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 17,955
Posted By M&K
I actually thought something similar - as in "I...

I actually thought something similar - as in "I thought only NE got accused of this stuff" :rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 12-13-2016, 06:05 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 916
Posted By M&K
This is pretty much true of all cars from all...

This is pretty much true of all cars from all manufacturers. If something gets dinged during shipping, they fix it and no one is ever told. I'm guessing there's a threshold for value or damage just...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-11-2016, 06:19 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 414
Posted By M&K
Was very sad to get the news earlier this...

Was very sad to get the news earlier this morning. :(
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