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Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-14-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 988
Posted By CE750Jockey
Another comedian. And the problem with "wasting"...

Another comedian. And the problem with "wasting" petrol is what if I paid for it? I didn't know we were short on gas. I mean, if we were you'd think I'd have seen a long line or two at the gas...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-14-2014, 04:34 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 849
Posted By CE750Jockey
Welcome. I was new once, and in the same...

Welcome. I was new once, and in the same situation. Spec out your car with the invoice, add the dealer profit, and see if they accept your offer. It's as simple as that.

I see Greg from Pacific...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-19-2014, 06:22 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,095
Posted By CE750Jockey
It has to be a joke. No one's taste could be this...

It has to be a joke. No one's taste could be this bad. It's horrific if it's legitimate. :thumbdwn:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 01-28-2014, 08:42 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,413
Posted By CE750Jockey
You live in MN and you've never tried RainX?! Try...

You live in MN and you've never tried RainX?! Try it. It's not just for the rain. It keeps the ice and snow from adhering so tenaciously. Scrape the windshield, it comes right off. Early in the...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 01-26-2014, 03:07 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,413
Posted By CE750Jockey
Truthfully, I'm sure some other 'festers could...

Truthfully, I'm sure some other 'festers could give you the specifics, complete with bulletin numbers on the wiper sensor issue. It's been going on a while. But trust me, I had it done. But logic...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 01-26-2014, 02:55 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,413
Posted By CE750Jockey
It's NOT fine. That's the whole point. It's...

It's NOT fine. That's the whole point. It's faulty. They'll replace it free of charge, you just have to tell 'em you want it done. It's a known issue with BMW. The dealer won't turn you down. Just do...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 01-26-2014, 02:47 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,413
Posted By CE750Jockey
Yes or no, did you have the sensor replaced like...

Yes or no, did you have the sensor replaced like I mentioned earlier? I did. It's the sensor. New sensor, no problem.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-26-2013, 05:01 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,597
Posted By CE750Jockey
M3 for me. It's a nearly perfect combination of...

M3 for me. It's a nearly perfect combination of size and performance. If size wasn't a concern, the Porsche 911. It's simply the greatest sports car EVER made. It's not even debatable. If you...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-26-2013, 04:52 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,413
Posted By CE750Jockey
I had this exact problem. It's the sensor, which...

I had this exact problem. It's the sensor, which according to my dealer, resides in the washer fluid reservoir. Take it into your dealer, and they'll replace the reservoir. Be prepared though, they...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-11-2013, 07:20 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,817
Posted By CE750Jockey
WTF color is that M4?! Oh here it is: ...

WTF color is that M4?! Oh here it is:

Phlegm:
Phlegm is in essence a water-based gel consisting of glycoproteins, immunoglobulins, lipids and other substances. Its composition varies depending on...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-09-2013, 07:42 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,423
Posted By CE750Jockey
Boy, that's an understatement. The CAs generally...

Boy, that's an understatement. The CAs generally don't know crap compared to the guys on this forum. I wouldn't trust a thing a CA told me, unless it was from one of the reputable Board contributors...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-09-2013, 07:38 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,177
Posted By CE750Jockey
Oh c'mon?! That funky, clunky, springy feeling...

Oh c'mon?! That funky, clunky, springy feeling once you depress it beyond the "passing" position is just wrong. It's the one thing I really hate on this car. Fail. :thumbdwn:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-09-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,611
Posted By CE750Jockey
Yeah, I gotta agree with some of the guys here....

Yeah, I gotta agree with some of the guys here. Sure you can get by w/o the nav. But it's one of those things you'll kick yourself for not getting. Nav is the frosting on the cake that just makes the...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-03-2013, 04:42 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,078
Posted By CE750Jockey
Mine's doing the same thing. Cheap. Defect.

Mine's doing the same thing. Cheap. Defect.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-02-2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,016
Posted By CE750Jockey
Can you guys with the BMS tunes talk a little...

Can you guys with the BMS tunes talk a little about the difference between the Stage 1 and the JB4 tunes? Thanks.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-01-2013, 06:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 618
Posted By CE750Jockey
PM sent.

PM sent.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-01-2013, 06:32 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 777
Posted By CE750Jockey
It looks great with the Mineral Gray.

It looks great with the Mineral Gray.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-01-2013, 03:02 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,016
Posted By CE750Jockey
Well, if this is the case, this is the best bang...

Well, if this is the case, this is the best bang for the buck out there.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-01-2013, 02:47 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,016
Posted By CE750Jockey
I was considering this tune, as well. Is it...

I was considering this tune, as well. Is it really a 15-minute install?
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 12-01-2013, 05:56 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 708
Posted By CE750Jockey
"Gauge Sweep"? Does this serve a purpose, or is...

"Gauge Sweep"? Does this serve a purpose, or is it a 2-second novelty thing?
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 11-29-2013, 09:36 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,841
Posted By CE750Jockey
Yeah, I was also gonna suggest a 3 series. It's...

Yeah, I was also gonna suggest a 3 series. It's plenty big, leases for less, is faster, gets better mileage, and is more nimble. Mine's as big as my brother's old 5 series, and my father-in-law has...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 11-29-2013, 09:27 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 560
Posted By CE750Jockey
I have the Oyster interior. I love it. BUT, it...

I have the Oyster interior. I love it. BUT, it will show the dirt and blue jean color. The solution? Simple. Do what I did and get yourself a pack of leather wipes. Keep 'em in the trunk. Once a...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 11-27-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,439
Posted By CE750Jockey
Was at a car wash not long ago and I noticed a...

Was at a car wash not long ago and I noticed a Mazeratti being washed. Talked to the owner who told me this very car wash ruined his Rolls Royce last winter when the water froze on those spinning...
Forum: E90/E92/E93 M3 (2008+) 11-27-2013, 07:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 967
Posted By CE750Jockey
Holy sheet! What did they do on that "detail"...

Holy sheet! What did they do on that "detail" job? Is that Opti-Coat or what? It looks great.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 11-27-2013, 07:32 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,710
Posted By CE750Jockey
Drive it like you stole it. One tank won't make a...

Drive it like you stole it. One tank won't make a bit of difference. If you just can't get over the emotional toll, like others have said, at 1/2 tank, top it off with 93 and forget about it. You've...
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