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Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-09-2013, 10:53 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 21,807
Posted By TJSwoboda
And when you consider that these cars are sold to...

And when you consider that these cars are sold to men with something to prove (if you get what I mean), it becomes that much worse an idea. :p

Kidding, kidding, I loved my 540/6, nothing to prove...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 11-04-2012, 05:40 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,772
Posted By TJSwoboda
Yep; the 520Ds seemed almost ubiquitous in...

Yep; the 520Ds seemed almost ubiquitous in Scotland.
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 06-28-2011, 07:23 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 4,365
Posted By TJSwoboda
I could easily see this happening the other way...

I could easily see this happening the other way around, but: With manuals nearly impossible to find for decades, they screw up and send one to somebody who wanted an automatic? Verily, there is no...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 01-24-2011, 08:29 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,588
Posted By TJSwoboda
Yeah, even I leave it on if the road is really...

Yeah, even I leave it on if the road is really slick. I made the mistake a few months ago of leaving it on because there was a little rain coming down. I got on the gas a bit, and...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 01-22-2011, 09:59 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,588
Posted By TJSwoboda
The DSC stopped working? In other words, when...

The DSC stopped working? In other words, when you need to accelerate quickly the car will accelerate quickly, instead of pitching a grand mal seizure? I wouldn't complain. :p
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-20-2010, 06:11 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,868
Posted By TJSwoboda
Real road trip in my E39, this past March: Vegas...

Real road trip in my E39, this past March: Vegas to Plano, IL (not Texas :) ) and back again.

Map...
Forum: E28 (1982 - 1988) 10-31-2010, 05:22 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,454
Posted By TJSwoboda
My family's '86 325 5spd did this at one point,...

My family's '86 325 5spd did this at one point, but it was before I started driving and I don't remember what was causing it. I'm not much help, but subscribing because I'm curious... :)

In any...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-06-2010, 06:21 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 16,909
Posted By TJSwoboda
http://members.cox.net/doesititch/BMW/Front.jpg ...

http://members.cox.net/doesititch/BMW/Front.jpg
http://members.cox.net/doesititch/BMW/Interior1.jpg
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 08-15-2010, 03:29 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,024
Posted By TJSwoboda
Hmm, I guess I do need to put mine on Ebay then...

Hmm, I guess I do need to put mine on Ebay then...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 08-13-2010, 01:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,160
Posted By TJSwoboda
Tried it, no worky. :( I'll be taking it back...

Tried it, no worky. :( I'll be taking it back for service next week; I'll just have them take a look at it, then. Thanks, though! Didn't know about the reset trick.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 08-12-2010, 11:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,160
Posted By TJSwoboda
Power window issue

I searched but didn't find anything on this; that said, please don't hesitate to respond with a link to the FAQ or another thread. :)

A few nights ago, I bumped into my rear view mirror with my...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 07-22-2010, 06:24 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 19,925
Posted By TJSwoboda
Just went to unlock my dad's '04 X5 in Walmart's...

Just went to unlock my dad's '04 X5 in Walmart's parking lot, and... BEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE! Yeesh. :/
Forum: X5 E53 (1999 - 2006) 05-30-2010, 06:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 922
Posted By TJSwoboda
http://gandt.blogs.brynmawr.edu/files/2009/04/cybe...

http://gandt.blogs.brynmawr.edu/files/2009/04/cybermen_on_bbc.jpg

DE-LETE!
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 05-21-2010, 03:31 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 19,925
Posted By TJSwoboda
I had my truck open on its own once and set the...

I had my truck open on its own once and set the alarm off. It just went off again last night in the garage (only the second time ever), and while I played with the trunk before leaving for work I...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 04-25-2010, 12:24 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,121
Posted By TJSwoboda
^x2

^x2
Forum: E90/E92/E93 M3 (2008 - 2014) 04-18-2010, 11:32 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,914
Posted By TJSwoboda
Buy me an E93 M3, and I'll gladly post here. :D

Buy me an E93 M3, and I'll gladly post here. :D
Forum: General BMW 04-18-2010, 11:30 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,088
Posted By TJSwoboda
Every make and model of car ever made is a "chick...

Every make and model of car ever made is a "chick car" depending on who you ask. To quote the eloquent poetry of Skid Row, it's the spit I wipe off my chin.
Forum: E63 / E64 M6 (2006 - 2010) 03-18-2010, 04:06 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,696
Posted By TJSwoboda
With the disclaimer that I've driven neither, my...

With the disclaimer that I've driven neither, my understanding is that the three pedal version was made as an afterthought, due to demand from (ironically, and not just in an Alanis way) the U.S....
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-20-2010, 01:49 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 806
Posted By TJSwoboda
I can't find anyone in Vegas willing to let me...

I can't find anyone in Vegas willing to let me come by their house and hold stuff for them while they take off my CDV, in exchange for a bottle of Grey Goose or something. :( Hope you have better...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 01-03-2010, 12:06 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 10,432
Posted By TJSwoboda
The way I see it, I've won the game I started in...

The way I see it, I've won the game I started in May 1993 with an '81 Cutlass wagon. My next car might be a Craigslist special. http://members.cox.net/tjswoboda/Emoticons/crazy.gif
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-23-2009, 10:06 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 522
Posted By TJSwoboda
Ah, so you're keeping the 540/6? The cat in your...

Ah, so you're keeping the 540/6? The cat in your sig is relieved. Um, the cat talks to everyone else reading this board, right? Right?! Damn meds make me feel funny...
Forum: E90/E92/E93 M3 (2008 - 2014) 11-23-2009, 08:27 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,342
Posted By TJSwoboda
Only you know the answer to this. I want a...

Only you know the answer to this. I want a clutch pedal in traffic. Some people need their left foot for other tasks in traffic. :) If you've DD'd a manual before, you already know the answer.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-23-2009, 08:20 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 522
Posted By TJSwoboda
The cat says he wants another manual, and if you...

The cat says he wants another manual, and if you go auto he'll neutral drop it on a daily basis. :p
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-02-2009, 10:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,544
Posted By TJSwoboda
ZOMFG, cup holders are the sole reason Americans...

ZOMFG, cup holders are the sole reason Americans are crappy drivers, and you're not a TR00 Bimmerphile if you want working cup holders, or even think it would have been better to not have them at all...
Forum: E82 / E88 1 Series (2008 - 2013) 11-02-2009, 10:06 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 6,304
Posted By TJSwoboda
Indeed. If 0-60 in 4.7 seconds isn't enough...

Indeed. If 0-60 in 4.7 seconds isn't enough power, then the guy is either stupid or is used to supercars, modded '03-'04 Cobras, or something of that magnitude.
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