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Forum: Off-Topic 12-20-2014, 07:02 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,031
Posted By mark_m5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfpMEin8D4c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfpMEin8D4c
Forum: Off-Topic 12-19-2014, 04:47 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 181
Posted By mark_m5
Cats rule, dogs drool.

From a selection of the most interesting videos of 2014, comes Tara "The hero cat", who saves a boy from a dog attack...

http://youtu.be/dKF3U9UWrBI
Forum: Off-Topic 12-19-2014, 04:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 273
Posted By mark_m5
Squid fail!

Squid fail!
Forum: Off-Topic 12-18-2014, 11:38 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,623
Posted By mark_m5
1Dreamer, kudos to you for going after this...

1Dreamer, kudos to you for going after this insane bitch... but one thing confuses me. Why are her properties getting good reviews if renters are getting cheated? Wouldn't people at least post bad...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-18-2014, 11:10 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 537
Posted By mark_m5
I hadn't planned on watching it anyway, because I...

I hadn't planned on watching it anyway, because I think those particular actors gear their comedy to very low-brow tastes. As examples: the scene where Seth "has to" hide something in his rectum; the...
Forum: E36/7 Z3 (1996-2002) 12-18-2014, 10:57 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 256
Posted By mark_m5
Interesting. I had mine replaced, and the dealer...

Interesting. I had mine replaced, and the dealer ended up having to replace it again when I got an airbag failure light. Long story short, I ended up having an airbag control module failure too....
Forum: E36/7 Z3 (1996-2002) 12-18-2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,955
Posted By mark_m5
If someone finds a writeup on retrofitting...

If someone finds a writeup on retrofitting front/rear fogs on a ~1999 Z3, I'd be interested...
Forum: E39 M5 (1998-2003) 12-18-2014, 10:51 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 126
Posted By mark_m5
What trim are you talking about? Interior?...

What trim are you talking about? Interior? Exterior?

Did a quick scan using Google and found pics that look like what I have...

Exterior:...
Forum: E39 M5 (1998-2003) 12-18-2014, 10:46 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 133
Posted By mark_m5
The word is "loses", not "looses". If you have...

The word is "loses", not "looses". If you have access to a OBD2 reader, check for codes. Chances are you have one or more. Probably VANOS or MAF, cam position sensor, something like that.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-16-2014, 02:53 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 616
Posted By mark_m5
Why wouldn't this guy hire an electrician to run...

Why wouldn't this guy hire an electrician to run an underground line to the curb, with a switch in the garage, so he doesn't need a 100' extension cord? If he's always parking on the street anyway,...
Forum: General Automotive Forum 12-16-2014, 02:44 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,681
Posted By mark_m5
Fixed. Sound from the previous reactions to...

Fixed.

Sound from the previous reactions to him that he does. So I guess the trick would be to not give him any...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-12-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 6,482
Posted By mark_m5
People in Africa are dying 100x as fast from AIDS...

People in Africa are dying 100x as fast from AIDS and other stuff. Hence, Ebola is much like the Killer Bee scare that turned into a non-event. When you compare the effect of Ebola vs. other things...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-12-2014, 10:40 AM
Replies: 187
Views: 6,482
Posted By mark_m5
I stopped seeing ebola in the news, so I figured...

I stopped seeing ebola in the news, so I figured they cured it :eeps:
Forum: Off-Topic 12-12-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 187
Views: 6,482
Posted By mark_m5
TGee!!!!!!!!! :whip:

TGee!!!!!!!!! :whip:
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 607
Posted By mark_m5
I wonder what this guy would do to the Enterprise...

I wonder what this guy would do to the Enterprise car rental by me that gave us a Hyundai Sonata as their "luxury - Cadillac ATS, Lincoln MKZ, or Similar" vehicle, and refused to negotiate on the...
Forum: General Automotive Forum 12-11-2014, 05:06 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,681
Posted By mark_m5
Amazing how sensitive this group is. DerStig's...

Amazing how sensitive this group is. DerStig's comments in this thread should not set anyone off.

There is a LOT of ignorance out there. Being sensitive about your ignorance doesn't really help...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:58 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't...

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:35 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 338
Posted By mark_m5
I've shot a 7mm Mauser bolt action. That was fun.

I've shot a 7mm Mauser bolt action. That was fun.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:30 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight...

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:28 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides...

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:27 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its...

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are now called giraffes.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:26 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares...

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh!t out of it.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:24 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
There used to be a street named after Chuck...

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 12:17 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 6,546
Posted By mark_m5
If "Fifty Shades of Grey" starred Chuck Norris,...

If "Fifty Shades of Grey" starred Chuck Norris, they'd have to rename it "Fifty shades of black and blue."
Forum: Off-Topic 12-11-2014, 11:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 443
Posted By mark_m5
Yep. Expendables. I have the perfect thing! ...

Yep. Expendables. I have the perfect thing!

http://rdm-ltd.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/seo-costs.jpg
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