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Forum: Off-Topic 05-09-2017, 10:21 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 368
Posted By mark_m5
We have an electronic deadbolt in the door from...

We have an electronic deadbolt in the door from the garage to the house. We used it along with an electronic combo remote on the garage door to let the kids get into the house when they were younger...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-07-2017, 08:54 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 501
Posted By mark_m5
When Ricers Win Lotto

Warning, this might make you vomit...
: puke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzmn-4qECsc
Forum: General Automotive Forum 05-05-2017, 05:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 387
Posted By mark_m5
I'm not a fan of run-flats. I don't have any...

I'm not a fan of run-flats. I don't have any plans to hit a spike strip in the near future, so the added weight and loss of performance doesn't seem worth it.

I had a flat in the M5 a while back...
Forum: General Automotive Forum 05-05-2017, 05:27 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 395
Posted By mark_m5
Cali has new laws protecting cyclists (have to...

Cali has new laws protecting cyclists (have to give them space, etc.). We have lots of them riding mountain pass roads like Mulholland, providing a hazard for cars and motorcyclists alike. A couple...
Forum: E39 M5 (1998-2003) 05-05-2017, 04:54 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 534
Posted By mark_m5
They're a sponsor on M5board.com, and started a...

They're a sponsor on M5board.com, and started a thread (http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/m5-e39-group-*****forum-sponsor-discussion-offerings/397033-carbon-fiber-interior-exterior-parts-bmw-e39.html)...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2017, 04:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,006
Posted By mark_m5
I have fidgeted all my life. Flipping a pencil...

I have fidgeted all my life. Flipping a pencil works fine, as does bouncing a knee. Not sure why anyone needs a purpose-built toy to do it.:rolleyes:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2017, 09:40 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,066
Posted By mark_m5
You got yelled at by the same neighbor who has a...

You got yelled at by the same neighbor who has a Harley, or by another neighbor who has multiple noisy things on the street?

We have a renter on our street who drives a big rig and owns a...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-04-2017, 08:22 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,066
Posted By mark_m5
996 Turbo is the cheapest 911 model available...

996 Turbo is the cheapest 911 model available today... I got mine for under $50k. I could buy 2 for the price of a new BMW M5...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 02:58 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 799
Posted By mark_m5
:rofl: That's the "All of the above" choice...

:rofl: That's the "All of the above" choice :)
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 02:52 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,066
Posted By mark_m5
Turbo, X50 package, 6-speed manual, lowered...

Turbo, X50 package, 6-speed manual, lowered Bilstein PSS9 suspension, BBS wheels, Rennkit front splitter, hardwired V1. Dyno 404 awhp (~487hp at crank), 42,000 miles.

Adding in the next couple of...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 10:47 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 799
Posted By mark_m5
Armed forces. It's a gateway to the Law...

Armed forces. It's a gateway to the Law Enforcement choice too. And you can work security when you're off-duty, so it's a trifecta.
I wouldn't go drug dealer. The competition can kill ya.
McD's -...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 10:39 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 490
Posted By mark_m5
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 09:02 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 11,903
Posted By mark_m5
Whew. Ok. Now that girl is much hotter than his...

Whew. Ok. Now that girl is much hotter than his daughter. I can see why he's smiling in his mug shot...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 08:59 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,066
Posted By mark_m5
This is more or less what my daily driver looks...

This is more or less what my daily driver looks like:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dPT60SOqlXY/TXW_pkC97LI/AAAAAAAABrU/sox6_qkBEQ8/s1600/172376-M5+g.jpg

My new stable-mate for the M5:...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 08:30 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 490
Posted By mark_m5
fixed. :thumbup:

fixed. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-02-2017, 08:28 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 11,903
Posted By mark_m5
Aw. They look like a happy couple. :eek:

Aw. They look like a happy couple. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-01-2017, 04:33 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,492
Posted By mark_m5
Glad I brought up this thread. I was just working...

Glad I brought up this thread. I was just working on our retirement planning, and this reminded me to include Social Security :)

With wife's 401k, my 401k, our investments, my pension, her SS and...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-01-2017, 02:32 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 390
Posted By mark_m5
How about you just ask the survey questions here,...

How about you just ask the survey questions here, rather than pointing us to a survey site that may or may not be trustworthy?
Forum: Off-Topic 04-27-2017, 02:27 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 11,903
Posted By mark_m5
Which explains some of the Lolita and schoolgirl...

Which explains some of the Lolita and schoolgirl fetish stuff in Japan.

I remember being a teen boy. If some hot woman (like my next-door neighbor's visiting sister, who sunbathed in the nude)...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-27-2017, 11:16 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 807
Posted By mark_m5
Wow that's a long article! I started my...

Wow that's a long article!

I started my college education thinking I could build robots someday. I'm fascinated by the idea of a humanoid robot with AI capabilities. Not for sex, but as a...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-27-2017, 10:09 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 11,903
Posted By mark_m5
It's not rape. It's consensual. And the...

It's not rape. It's consensual. And the "Statutory Rape" is total BS. They weren't tied up and forced. In many of these cases, the "boy" goes back for seconds and thirds. Or more. Seventeen-year-olds...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-27-2017, 10:01 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,492
Posted By mark_m5
I'm hoping it's the more logical "we'll match 3%...

I'm hoping it's the more logical "we'll match 3% up to $3000". Otherwise, someone making $99,999 makes an actual ~$103k, while someone making $1 more in salary makes $3k less per year.

I used to...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-27-2017, 09:46 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 490
Posted By mark_m5
Interesting. I wasn't a huge fan of homework when...

Interesting. I wasn't a huge fan of homework when I was in grade school, either. But you can't just do away with it. That would foster a "slacker" culture. Kids get out of school at 2-3pm. If they...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-26-2017, 09:46 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 11,903
Posted By mark_m5
I know! Those boys should just keep their mouths...

I know! Those boys should just keep their mouths shut and enjoy. They're being stupid, ruining it for the rest that haven't gotten lucky yet.

:mad:
Forum: Off-Topic 04-25-2017, 01:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,492
Posted By mark_m5
:beerchug:

:beerchug:
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