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Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-08-2015, 09:51 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,603
Posted By boltjaM3s
Please don't say his name, it's my achilles heel,...

Please don't say his name, it's my achilles heel, makes me freak out, cry, and hide.



AHHHHH

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-08-2015, 09:48 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
Ah, but the iPhone 3G wasn't released until 11...

Ah, but the iPhone 3G wasn't released until 11 July 2008 (I was one of the idiots who queued up for one as well as every iPod and iPad until I started ordering them in 2012).

So, in early 2008 the...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-08-2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-7-MBPN3vD4/SwyPWxsjNvI/...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-7-MBPN3vD4/SwyPWxsjNvI/AAAAAAAAAA8/AjHW88IICWs/s1600/iphone.jpg

In 2008, this was considered the height of telephone technology.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-08-2015, 06:34 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 467
Posted By boltjaM3s
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?at...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=491215&d=1423350624

Gorgeous, congrats!

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-08-2015, 05:33 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,603
Posted By boltjaM3s
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BRbvGdJBlVE/hqdefault.jpg ...

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BRbvGdJBlVE/hqdefault.jpg

When I was a kid this guy scared the crap out of me in the commercials. Haven't touched 7UP since.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-08-2015, 04:01 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,173
Posted By boltjaM3s
Found that photo on Google images, not sure who...

Found that photo on Google images, not sure who took it but I'll look again for others for you.

Yes it's all black, there is no grey, just a poorly exposed photo.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 07:41 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
I was thinking about buying a 335i XDrive and...

I was thinking about buying a 335i XDrive and could use your advice. How is the Dynamic Handling Package treating you? Do you love it?

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 06:33 PM
Replies: 374
Views: 11,960
Posted By boltjaM3s
Just terrible, I'm so sorry for your loss. ...

Just terrible, I'm so sorry for your loss.

The good news? Because you own a 4 Series your car will get out of the shop in three days whereas if it were a 3 Series it would go to the back of the...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 09:15 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
Seriously? Someone in a navy blue Luxury line...

Seriously? Someone in a navy blue Luxury line with chrome fender and window trim bolting-on faux M Performance kit is going to give me grief about how "sporty" my M-Sport is?

Now you can invent...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 07:55 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 4,259
Posted By boltjaM3s
Finally, a post that makes some sense. BJ

Finally, a post that makes some sense.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 07:15 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 5,304
Posted By boltjaM3s
Perhaps, but different BMW interiors can look...

Perhaps, but different BMW interiors can look very different from each other. If you look at one of the two-tone versions with wood they feel more upscale than the monotone ones with aluminum.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 07:11 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 4,259
Posted By boltjaM3s
Some of us actually aren't built for retirement,...

Some of us actually aren't built for retirement, some of us enjoy what we do, like being the boss, and would shrivel up into a golf-playing raisin if we hung up the cleats. My grandmother worked...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 06:50 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/boltjames...

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/boltjames/01.jpg

So you're Paul Williams? I really enjoyed your work on the Love Boat.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 06:31 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 5,304
Posted By boltjaM3s
Perhaps, but look at it this way: If Mercedes...

Perhaps, but look at it this way: If Mercedes and Audi had made their next-gen cars attractive they may actually have surpassed BMW here and there. Turtlebacks and Fish-Mouths aren't going to get...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 06:28 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/boltjames...

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/boltjames/IMG_L8825.jpg

You know, I might as well just do this already, make everyone happy.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 05:53 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 5,304
Posted By boltjaM3s
Another fish-mouth like Lexus. Time to...

Another fish-mouth like Lexus.

Time to invest heavily in BMW stock methinks. The next 3-4 years are going to be gravy with what Mercedes and Volkswagen are doing to kill themselves in this...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 05:49 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 4,259
Posted By boltjaM3s
I'm starting to think I'm the only person here...

I'm starting to think I'm the only person here who clears $400,000 a year.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 05:47 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
Please, nice try. The 35i is a marginally...

Please, nice try.

The 35i is a marginally faster engine than the 28i under very specific, non-real-world conditions. It is in no way, shape, or form the "next closest thing" to the M3 which...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-07-2015, 05:40 AM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/boltjames...

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/boltjames/IMG_0051-2.jpg

This is most definitely not an M323i.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2015, 10:28 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
It's a nickname. It sounds more manly than...

It's a nickname. It sounds more manly than calling my car "Betty".

That said, BMW now makes a car voted Top 10 in the world called the M235i which is optioned somewhat similarly to my car so I'm...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2015, 07:03 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
Yeah, I'll remember that the next time I...

Yeah, I'll remember that the next time I "slalom". Which is like, you know, never. LOL. "Hey ma, I'm takin' the truck out for a slalom. I'll be back before dinner! Make me soup!" Slalom, LOL.
...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2015, 05:10 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
LOL. That was good. I don't mind someone...

LOL. That was good.

I don't mind someone criticizing my sleek and powerful best-in-class sports car, but a truck driver? Why did you give up your BMW anyway? Couldn't you just get the wife a...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2015, 05:08 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
They sound the same inside the vehicle. BMW...

They sound the same inside the vehicle. BMW provides digital engine noises to even the score.

Now that the "it sounds better" argument has gone out the window, I think the only difference between...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2015, 03:53 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
Precisely. BJ

Precisely.

BJ
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 02-06-2015, 03:00 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 18,757
Posted By boltjaM3s
Has anyone pointed out that you drive a truck? ...

Has anyone pointed out that you drive a truck?

BJ
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