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Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) Today, 05:42 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 75
Posted By Topaz540i
i just hold the bottle between my thighs as I...

i just hold the bottle between my thighs as I steer with my knees.

and I quote Eazy-E

"Police on my draws, I have to pause,
40 oz on my lap and its freezing my balls"
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) Yesterday, 04:57 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 404
Posted By Topaz540i
Eating corn leads to statements like the one...

Eating corn leads to statements like the one above.

I put corn in my tank and all it did was clog my fuel filter and put interesting little lumps in my poop
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 04-10-2014, 12:48 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 95
Posted By Topaz540i
need link to fwd delete thread

about a week ago I saw a link to a thread where someone deleted their fwd from the x3.

I am experiencing a potentially dead front diff and would like to explore this route.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 04-02-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 261
Posted By Topaz540i
Mine had a loose metal plate on the backside of...

Mine had a loose metal plate on the backside of the boot light lamp.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-26-2014, 09:22 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 257
Posted By Topaz540i
dr motorhead- was there a real world seat of the...

dr motorhead- was there a real world seat of the pants noticeable difference with the lighter wheels? faster braking? less harsh feeling suspension due to less inertia?
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-26-2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 718
Posted By Topaz540i
i like to build full scale working replicas of...

i like to build full scale working replicas of the cars that I wish to someday own out of popsicle sticks.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-26-2014, 09:16 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 235
Posted By Topaz540i
you think thats bad. you should see the...

you think thats bad. you should see the instruction for the bc racing coil overs.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-26-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,851
Posted By Topaz540i
suggests replacement because on an "interference...

suggests replacement because on an "interference motor" it is nearly impossible to snap the chain and not have valve/piston contact/devastation.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-26-2014, 09:12 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,591
Posted By Topaz540i
these are well worth the money if your into...

these are well worth the money if your into performance or just want to do it once and never again. Rubber ones wear out and need to be replaced. Urethan is for the life of the car. I swapped mine...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-19-2014, 05:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 487
Posted By Topaz540i
the new tensioner is longer because they updated...

the new tensioner is longer because they updated the spring inside of it.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-19-2014, 05:28 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 376
Posted By Topaz540i
is it possible that you had sport struts and now...

is it possible that you had sport struts and now have non-sport? struts absolutely can determine ride height. It a function of where the spring cup is attached to the strut. a non sport model may...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-18-2014, 06:07 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 812
Posted By Topaz540i
"if aint broke fix it" is my motto

"if aint broke fix it" is my motto
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-14-2014, 01:06 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 541
Posted By Topaz540i
you should rig them up to fade with bass.

you should rig them up to fade with bass.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-14-2014, 08:53 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 541
Posted By Topaz540i
I have whats called the "suspicious looking fake...

I have whats called the "suspicious looking fake cop car mod".

its great for pulling over fat chicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeKynSwLSY

turn up the speakers real loud for the second...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-13-2014, 06:49 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 371
Posted By Topaz540i
When I first got my car took it into the dealer...

When I first got my car took it into the dealer to see what the noise was and they tried BSing me that it's just the fuel injectors that I'm hearing
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 03-08-2014, 04:56 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 217
Posted By Topaz540i
Make sure you hooked the vac lines back up...

Make sure you hooked the vac lines back up corrrectly.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-17-2014, 08:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 409
Posted By Topaz540i
possible frozen condensation in the crank...

possible frozen condensation in the crank ventilation system blew something up
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-17-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 236
Posted By Topaz540i
Im not sure whats involved by I have seen people...

Im not sure whats involved by I have seen people do it on here.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-03-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,110
Posted By Topaz540i
I have the m5 3.15 lsd in my 540 and its...

I have the m5 3.15 lsd in my 540 and its unbelievable. Way more traction and very hard to spin the tires yet way easier to slide the back end out on purpose. The acceleration is very noticeably...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 12-20-2013, 06:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 944
Posted By Topaz540i
I think we all do it. Even this guy ...

I think we all do it.


Even this guy
http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/Sm00th_j/0514120930.jpg
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-09-2013, 09:12 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,968
Posted By Topaz540i
Around here we live llke Everyday is game day. Of...

Around here we live llke Everyday is game day. Of course we treat it like spelling B dawg.
If we didnt, the internet would be complete and meaningless chaos.
I cant tell if im being sarcastic or...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-16-2013, 07:34 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 150
Posted By Topaz540i
The caliper wont restrict flow unless there is...

The caliper wont restrict flow unless there is something stuck inside it. Check the rubber lines for twists and kinks, trace the metal lines all the way back for kinks.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-14-2013, 06:23 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 691
Posted By Topaz540i
I pulled so hard the opposite back tire was...

I pulled so hard the opposite back tire was lifting off the ground before it came off.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-14-2013, 06:21 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 363
Posted By Topaz540i
Put it too tight and it will be twice the bitch...

Put it too tight and it will be twice the bitch to get off next time, and there will be a next time.

Ps, my solution to the "what torque?" dilema was to not put it back on. No fan all year and...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-12-2013, 06:57 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,183
Posted By Topaz540i
So here we are.

So here we are.
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