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Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 02-26-2014, 11:11 AM
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Posted By petriej
My coveted post count is all gone.

My coveted post count is all gone.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-20-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 815
Posted By petriej
1) I'm jealous of your attention to detail. This...

1) I'm jealous of your attention to detail. This rocks!

2) Why can't I use MY lint roller? Are you implying that men don't have their own lint rollers?
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-20-2014, 01:17 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Amateur doctors ITT. I feel for you Kenny. ...

Amateur doctors ITT.

I feel for you Kenny. I've got a cold, too, I think. Last night it felt like I couldn't keep any body heat in my bed. Had weird dreams all night and never felt like I really...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-20-2014, 10:28 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Do you have any idea how insane those kids would...

Do you have any idea how insane those kids would get with 3 juice boxes per hour? That's a lot of sugar, man!
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-20-2014, 08:49 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
"Awesome, let me get a picture." - Chad "......

"Awesome, let me get a picture." - Chad

"... picture of what, dear? Holy crap, get down from that!" - Brittany


EDIT: Not enough water in my oatmeal. :(
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-18-2014, 11:34 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
HEY! It's not a purse, it's a clutch.

HEY!


It's not a purse, it's a clutch.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-17-2014, 05:44 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Ah, stereotypes. Gotta love that maybe 1% of the...

Ah, stereotypes. Gotta love that maybe 1% of the population represents the outward image for the other 99%.

Anyway, the real tree hugging snobs either don't have a car, or they have a Prius. ...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-17-2014, 02:28 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
I remember that game. I had recently moved to...

I remember that game. I had recently moved to California. I remember imagining how JMU - an already insane party school - would celebrate such a victory!
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-17-2014, 01:33 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Congrats! That pic SCREAMS JMU party.

Congrats! That pic SCREAMS JMU party.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-17-2014, 09:25 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
I know you're trolling me, but come on. Chad...

I know you're trolling me, but come on.

Chad has the best story. He had a coworker who would print emails out, then delete them. More details from him, hopefully.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-17-2014, 08:40 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Great pic, but WTF is wrong with you?? Do you...

Great pic, but WTF is wrong with you?? Do you not understand the insanity of what you just did?


You remind me of an old instructor I had when I worked in the nuclear industry. He was teaching...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-17-2014, 12:37 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
James, buddy, we're here for you. Stay strong and...

James, buddy, we're here for you. Stay strong and fight the good fight.

The rest of you can "Get a Job!" (TM)


Thank you, good night.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-16-2014, 06:47 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
New guy: If you want to have more fun in your...

New guy: If you want to have more fun in your car, take some driver training. Makes a huge difference. Now that I've had at least some training, I can have fun in a freaking ford fiesta.

If you...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-16-2014, 09:08 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Awesome.

Awesome.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-15-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
I like it, actually. No plastic bags, and you...

I like it, actually. No plastic bags, and you can have paper bags at a cost. Punishment for leaving your reusable bag at home.

There should be more taxes like that. I think the DMV started...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-15-2014, 09:33 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Just like my friend, Corinna! Right, James?...

Just like my friend, Corinna! Right, James? :rofl:
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-15-2014, 08:36 AM
Replies: 103,537
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Posted By petriej
Patrick, I've heard New Zealand will spoil you. ...

Patrick, I've heard New Zealand will spoil you. Go there and nothing will ever seem beautiful again.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-14-2014, 04:37 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
I think you're the first to say my hands are...

I think you're the first to say my hands are petite. They're not huge, but not petite...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-14-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Mouthful. I happen to enjoy excess.

Mouthful.

I happen to enjoy excess.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-14-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Oh, the plight of all young: The things you find...

Oh, the plight of all young: The things you find important aren't really important and the things you find unimportant truly are.

It isn't important to try to impress me with proper grammar. ...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-14-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Oh, the plight of all young: The things you find...

Oh, the plight of all young: The things you find important aren't really important and the things you find unimportant truly are.

It isn't important to try to impress me with proper grammar. ...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-14-2014, 09:31 AM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
1) Get a job. 2) Get a job. 3) Joey, I...

1) Get a job.

2) Get a job.

3) Joey, I recognize the buildings in that pic of you on Route 50. Or maybe 267...

4) Failing your driving test is no reason to post with poor grammar.

5)...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-13-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
You could, I don't know, proof read your messages...

You could, I don't know, proof read your messages before you hit post?

If I type a bunch of gibberish that autocorrect fails to correct correctly (woot!) I don't hit send and hope everyone will...
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-13-2014, 02:28 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
Neither! Just a couple of bros grilling steaks...

Neither! Just a couple of bros grilling steaks and drinking beer.
Forum: E36 (1991 - 1999) 01-13-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 103,537
Views: 3,143,265
Posted By petriej
You've just lost your tolerance since you stopped...

You've just lost your tolerance since you stopped hanging out with me so much.

Poor James on Saturday got white girl wasted off two beers!
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