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Forum: Off-Topic 05-29-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,590
Posted By carve
Traditional Hawaiian Tattoo...

Since he said he was showing it before he got it I expected he was looking for feedback rather than a pat on the back for planning to sit in a chair and holding still. I don't think he's Hawaiian,...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-29-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,590
Posted By carve
Traditional Hawaiian Tattoo...

Why would you do that? Seems like a pretty poseur fashion statement that'll look like crap one day, like most tattoos.


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Forum: Off-Topic 09-18-2013, 10:53 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 964
Posted By carve
Agreed...but it's even worse. At least the car...

Agreed...but it's even worse. At least the car isn't with you 24/7, and the sticker can be removed. Even if the sticker was painted on at least you can repaint. No idea why they're so popular...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-18-2013, 08:23 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 964
Posted By carve
Blech- what a waste of perfect skin. Not even...

Blech- what a waste of perfect skin. Not even good by tattoo standards...just a bunch of scribbles unless you're 2' away, and by that point she can just tell you instead of you having to read it, so...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-11-2013, 01:52 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,655
Posted By carve
Generally teenage girls.

Generally teenage girls.
Forum: Off-Topic 09-10-2013, 01:17 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,655
Posted By carve
About what I expected. Not bad. Fingerprint...

About what I expected. Not bad. Fingerprint scanner is clever! The 5 needed more battery life, too (even if they had to make it thicker). Usually an "S" isn't worth an upgrade for most people,...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-04-2013, 02:17 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,820
Posted By carve
Where is best depends on your priorities. I'd...

Where is best depends on your priorities. I'd say the main factors are job opportunities, recreation opportunities (outdoorsy? urban night life? sports fan?), and practical quality of life factors...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-15-2013, 02:16 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,007
Posted By carve
n/m

n/m
Forum: Off-Topic 08-14-2013, 09:39 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,007
Posted By carve
I think this is a fantastic idea! I read the...

I think this is a fantastic idea! I read the paper...seems feasible, although I think their cost estimates are wildly optimistic. Even if it's 10x as expensive estimated, it's no more spendy than...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-16-2013, 12:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 356
Posted By carve
What's interesting is that you can use a...

What's interesting is that you can use a propeller instead of a sail to make the direction of your "sail" (propeller blades) be cross-wind even when going directly down-wind. On a "land-yacht" you...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2012, 10:21 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 853
Posted By carve
Wow- scary that the beat cops on the crowded...

Wow- scary that the beat cops on the crowded streets of NYC don't have any special training on how to fire at a perp while minimizing stray bullets. That and SWAT seem like the situations where...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-28-2012, 11:45 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 797
Posted By carve
Freedom Tower vs. Burg Khalifa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Khalifa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_tower

I was just comparing the Burj_Khalifa, tallest building in the world, to the Freedom Tower (One world trade...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2012, 11:40 AM
Replies: 164
Views: 10,938
Posted By carve
So, perhaps from now on, if you want your name in...

So, perhaps from now on, if you want your name in the record books when you're dead, you should start shooting for 2nd place in the TDF :P
Forum: Off-Topic 08-27-2012, 11:25 AM
Replies: 164
Views: 10,938
Posted By carve
LOL- we all know Jan Ulrich must've been squeaky...

LOL- we all know Jan Ulrich must've been squeaky clean and kept up with all these evil dopers through sheer genetics and willpower.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-26-2012, 10:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 853
Posted By carve
What an incompetent cop! I'm pretty sure...

What an incompetent cop!

I'm pretty sure most concealed carry people are focused on defense rather than chasing down fleeing bad guys and firing into the crowd. This cop is finished.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-25-2012, 12:29 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,813
Posted By carve
My Golden got lymphoma at 6. We did chemo since...

My Golden got lymphoma at 6. We did chemo since he was so young, but it just gave him one more year, during most of which he looked like he had mange. I wouldn't do it again.

Your dog had a...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-24-2012, 07:01 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,396
Posted By carve
That same guy has a whole bit on how to act like...

That same guy has a whole bit on how to act like an asshole, but make it tongue-in-cheek to get her laughing and make yourself memorable.

I LOL'd at 6:43 on...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-24-2012, 06:30 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,396
Posted By carve
To her heart is just natural chemistry. To her...

To her heart is just natural chemistry. To her bed can be simpler.

THIS guy is smooth. Check it out....he's saying exactly what he's doing to this chick and why, and after 8 minutes she still...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2012, 02:04 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,282
Posted By carve
What are you talking about? I don't think anyone...

What are you talking about? I don't think anyone here thinks she's a good person, and everyone thinks she should be fired. But how to you justify 5 years in prison for a victimless "crime" between...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2012, 12:20 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,282
Posted By carve
Damn TXSTYLE...you're like...evil. This is...

Damn TXSTYLE...you're like...evil. This is basically life-ruining torture over a victimless crime. Her kids will have even more f'd up lives than before now, too (no mom, ruined mom in 5 years,...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2012, 06:29 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,282
Posted By carve
Who says we should let her? They should've fired...

Who says we should let her? They should've fired her ass. 5 years in prison!? I can't believe you find that reasonable. Who exactly is the victim here, and was is this a law rather than a school...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-20-2012, 11:33 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,210
Posted By carve
That's the only do-over I'd take What was...

That's the only do-over I'd take

What was your career switch, swiss?
Forum: Off-Topic 08-20-2012, 11:16 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,282
Posted By carve
I'm SO disappointed....that she isn't hotter ;) ...

I'm SO disappointed....that she isn't hotter ;) Anyone see the "South Park" about teachers and students? LOL.....niiiccceee.

In all seriousness, the real perversion here is the perversion of the...
Forum: General Automotive Forum 07-10-2012, 02:16 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,161
Posted By carve
I know this car is all about handling, but it's...

I know this car is all about handling, but it's getting 0-60 in the mid 7's and quarter mile in the mid 15's. Too slow for a modern sports car. Even the Miata, a very old design, is notably quicker.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-17-2012, 12:36 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,733
Posted By carve
Most girls with kids: no. But never say never. ...

Most girls with kids: no. But never say never. If she is a good mother, and has made herself successful to give her kid a good life, rather than being dependent on others, and if you get along with...
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