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Forum: Off-Topic 08-25-2014, 06:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 221
Posted By dynosor
I think that translates to "you are too old to...

I think that translates to "you are too old to watch this pornographic video" :)
Forum: Off-Topic 08-10-2014, 06:33 PM
Replies: 201
Views: 3,878
Posted By dynosor
As Ward got out of his car and walked towards the...

As Ward got out of his car and walked towards the inside of the track I was shouting "go the other way; go the other way" at the screen. Then he got run over.

This is like an antelope walking...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-07-2014, 05:15 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,785
Posted By dynosor
On a taxi in a rough neighborhood: "Driver...

On a taxi in a rough neighborhood: "Driver caries only $20 worth of ammunition"
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 02:37 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,230
Posted By dynosor
From memory, I know there at least four covers. ...

From memory, I know there at least four covers.

What is funny is that I always see the truck busy with just one cover when I pass by.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 02:12 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 860
Posted By dynosor
The mistake here is wearing a suit. If you...

The mistake here is wearing a suit.

If you insist, then not wearing a belt makes you look like a rebel without a belt...
...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,230
Posted By dynosor
I spoke to the delivery truck driver because I...

I spoke to the delivery truck driver because I see him there so often. He said the station takes his whole truck tank of 8000 gallons, if I remember correctly; and he is there every day. Very busy...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,230
Posted By dynosor
My local Shell station get filled every day. ...

My local Shell station get filled every day. Does that mean it is very dirty or very clean...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-04-2014, 02:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 250
Posted By dynosor
I see you got that tinfoil hat I sent you :)

I see you got that tinfoil hat I sent you :)
Forum: Off-Topic 08-01-2014, 04:59 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,230
Posted By dynosor
A more significant performance effect for...

A more significant performance effect for gasoline seems to be effective octane value. Real, rather than rated octane value determines how much ignition advance (and boost) the engine management can...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-30-2014, 02:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 354
Posted By dynosor
So basically we waste all the water we saved,...

So basically we waste all the water we saved, plus have to deal with the damage? Brilliant!
Forum: Off-Topic 07-29-2014, 04:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 348
Posted By dynosor
A penguin takes his car to a service station to...

A penguin takes his car to a service station to diagnose a rough running engine.

While he is waiting for the mechanic to get on with the job, the penguin waddles across the street for a snack at...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2014, 06:43 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 348
Posted By dynosor
x2

x2
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2014, 05:45 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 735
Posted By dynosor
I can lift you BMW with one hand

I can lift you BMW with one hand
Forum: Off-Topic 07-09-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,459
Posted By dynosor
Asian lemming?

Asian lemming?
Forum: Off-Topic 07-08-2014, 11:10 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,459
Posted By dynosor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1foQKD3OI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1foQKD3OI
Forum: Off-Topic 06-29-2014, 02:02 AM
Replies: 740
Views: 46,009
Posted By dynosor
http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff....

http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com/images/funny-traffic-signs-drunk-people-crossing.jpg

...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-23-2014, 04:05 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
This sounds like a great way to extort money from...

This sounds like a great way to extort money from us. "Pay up or we won't be able to stop the giant rock from crashing to earth in your back yard." It is just like "pay up or we won't be able to...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-23-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
So was I. Manned space flight to explore other...

So was I. Manned space flight to explore other planets is just as likely to happen as "renewable energy" becoming the mainstay and just as likely to be used as a money laundering scheme by...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-21-2014, 11:06 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
Hawking says we are practically alone because "we...

Hawking says we are practically alone because "we are the only civilization within several hundred light years". If they were closer, we would have seen radio waves from there...
...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-21-2014, 09:08 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
"That" has not gone anywhere, so why don't you...

"That" has not gone anywhere, so why don't you use your infinitesimal influence to help it along?
Forum: Off-Topic 06-21-2014, 01:11 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
Some think we can develop "renewable energy"...

Some think we can develop "renewable energy" sources by govt edict. That is not exactly "developed naturally", or at a blistering pace. So, I see warp drive technology development as something...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-18-2014, 08:18 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
Yes, it will replace the money in your wallet...

Yes, it will replace the money in your wallet with empty space...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-18-2014, 03:08 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
I am known for having a wild imagination. I am...

I am known for having a wild imagination. I am also completely realistic when it comes to engineering useful products and services. Either that, or my dozen US patents came about by accident.
...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-17-2014, 05:37 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
Earth-bound investors in the development of...

Earth-bound investors in the development of interplanetary travel will insist on a decent return on the billions of dollars they inject. As Mark pointed out, it would take years for signals from...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-16-2014, 06:16 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,239
Posted By dynosor
You should always ignore recent glowing reviews...

You should always ignore recent glowing reviews of any company because they have most likely been written by insiders as damage control. 5 out of 5 score on every scale is very suspicious, as is...
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