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Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 767
Posted By paulg
That's a line from a Firesign Theater comedy ...

That's a line from a Firesign Theater comedy album for the early '70s.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-25-2014, 10:11 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 723
Posted By paulg
And what if in the next instance the next...

And what if in the next instance the next "enraged dad" is wrong about the perp and beats an innocent person half to death?
Vigilante justice/taking the law into your own hands - is anarchy - the...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-22-2014, 11:20 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 723
Posted By paulg
It happened to my friend. She did not press...

It happened to my friend.

She did not press charges because she did not want her daughter to have to recount the numerous assaults to the police.

I disagreed with her because it left the...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-22-2014, 11:17 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 723
Posted By paulg
Agreed. And it sets a precedent. It will...

Agreed.

And it sets a precedent. It will encourage people to take matters into their hands in a similar way.

In this instance it was pretty obvious what was going on but in other events it...
Forum: Site Sponsors & Bimmerfest Group Buys 07-08-2014, 05:48 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 195
Posted By paulg
Free advertising. :fruit::banana::sabrina: I...

Free advertising. :fruit::banana::sabrina:

I don't think the OP gets the 1 Concept of OT.
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 07-05-2014, 09:15 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 723
Posted By paulg
I'd be careful putting my damp hair near those...

I'd be careful putting my damp hair near those battery posts. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-04-2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 148
Posted By paulg
Alaska wild animal cams

:clap:



http://explore.org/live-cams/player/arctic-snowy-owl-nesting-cam

I can see 2 baby snowy owls next to their mom.

This cam is in Barrow on the North Slope of Alaska. 10:30 at night...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-12-2014, 12:20 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,166
Posted By paulg
Warp drive

50 minute video.


http://venturebeat.com/2014/06/11/nasas-new-ixs-enterprise-is-a-spaceship-worthy-of-james-t-kirk/

http://venturebeat.com/2012/09/17/nasa-developing-warp-drive/
...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-11-2014, 12:39 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 345
Posted By paulg
I recommend vinegar and baking soda together.

I recommend vinegar and baking soda together.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-10-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 552
Posted By paulg
I was in a 500 person lecture hall class when...

I was in a 500 person lecture hall class when some dolt decided to throw a crumpled up piece of paper at the professor from the back of the hall.
The professor caught it and threw it back at the...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-03-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 312
Views: 26,609
Posted By paulg
http://i.imgur.com/jD6BgyQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jD6BgyQ.jpg
Forum: Off-Topic 05-30-2014, 11:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 543
Posted By paulg
Then you would have escalated the event and...

Then you would have escalated the event and possibly gotten arrested.

And someone could get hurt.

Last year someone got into a fight in front of my house.

He lost the fight. He fell back and...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-13-2014, 03:21 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 610
Posted By paulg
I lived in a small town in Germany for 3 years. ...

I lived in a small town in Germany for 3 years.

Once, at a supermarket, I saw a customer who had come back to the store to inform them that they had given her 5 cents too much in change.

:eeps:...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-12-2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 312
Posted By paulg
I donate my time and money to 3 local animal...

I donate my time and money to 3 local animal shelters.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2014, 10:46 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 24,126
Posted By paulg
crease on lower left boobage. :eeps:

crease on lower left boobage. :eeps:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 244
Posted By paulg
If you are a hammer, everything looks like a...

If you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

The least invasive procedure, with a reasonable chance of success, is the one I'd choose first.

Feets are complicated.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2014, 08:41 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,208
Posted By paulg
People who tell you how much smarter they are...

People who tell you how much smarter they are than everyone else - are idiots.

And likely narcissists. It's a real mental illness.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-05-2014, 12:09 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,687
Posted By paulg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLXHvMgBKD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLXHvMgBKD0
Forum: Off-Topic 04-23-2014, 11:53 PM
Replies: 736
Views: 44,280
Posted By paulg
http://i.imgur.com/ExC5amW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ExC5amW.jpg
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 04-23-2014, 07:39 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 131
Posted By paulg
Tire pressure monitoring system AKA TPMS

So, I got a sidewall puncture on a month old tire. Goodbye SuperSport I hardly knew you. :cry:

Before I left the shop I tried to reset the TPMS. The shop hadn't done it.

I have an '06 E46...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-14-2014, 08:53 AM
Replies: 736
Views: 44,280
Posted By paulg
Everyone else was joking - WYB made a joke about...

Everyone else was joking - WYB made a joke about Canadians.

:dunno:

So I followed with another joke.

It made sense.

If someone wants to take offense - then it should have been HW at the...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-13-2014, 07:53 PM
Replies: 736
Views: 44,280
Posted By paulg
Fer cripes sakes, it was a joke. :rolleyes: ...

Fer cripes sakes, it was a joke. :rolleyes:

You know - like the other joking.

[...deleted...]

Damn Brits - can't take a joke. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 04-10-2014, 09:23 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 434
Posted By paulg
He is nostalgic for Dave. :rofl:

He is nostalgic for Dave. :rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 04-09-2014, 09:15 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 506
Posted By paulg
the driver and the passenger are morons.

the driver and the passenger are morons.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-09-2014, 09:11 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 216
Posted By paulg
wrong forum. :rolleyes:

wrong forum. :rolleyes:
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