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Forum: Off-Topic 06-23-2017, 01:25 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 293
Posted By dynosor
Chase them all the way to the bank. Time to make...

Chase them all the way to the bank. Time to make this guy whole.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-23-2017, 01:15 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 617
Posted By dynosor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsviqVt3Qkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsviqVt3Qkk
Forum: Off-Topic 06-12-2017, 05:28 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 601
Posted By dynosor
I comment below, if I expect you to read the...

I comment below, if I expect you to read the quote for context first. If the quote is long and captured only so that the poster can't edit the original to turn my post into nonsense, then I post...
Forum: Off-Topic 06-10-2017, 04:35 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 429
Posted By dynosor
Did you ask them to bust the myth of run-away...

Did you ask them to bust the myth of run-away catastrophic man-made global warming?
Forum: Off-Topic 05-21-2017, 04:45 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,108
Posted By dynosor
"Tempus fugit": Translates to, "Time flies when...

"Tempus fugit": Translates to, "Time flies when you fidget".

Next ; "Carpe diem": "Fish of the day"...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-15-2017, 05:30 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 760
Posted By dynosor
A discombobulated whale.

A discombobulated whale.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-04-2017, 11:32 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 784
Posted By dynosor
Aflak? ...

Aflak?

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/universe-of-smash-bros-lawl/images/5/51/Aflac.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150531070614
Forum: Off-Topic 05-04-2017, 11:29 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 784
Posted By dynosor
Statins are a great money spinner, that probably...

Statins are a great money spinner, that probably won't kill you within 2 weeks. They weaken muscle tissue when taken at (profitable) prescribed doses. This includes the heart muscle. As such,...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2017, 03:14 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,987
Posted By dynosor
The car-jacker makes a strong case for...

The car-jacker makes a strong case for retroactive abortion...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-13-2017, 01:30 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,987
Posted By dynosor
Entitlement society?

Entitlement society?
Forum: Off-Topic 01-16-2017, 11:58 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,068
Posted By dynosor
I like these: Copy and paste, without the...

I like these:

Copy and paste, without the space after dot com: https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=OdSutRenfLY&feature=youtu.be&t=49m49s
...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-15-2017, 09:47 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,985
Posted By dynosor
It would be easy for an OEM remote starter to be...

It would be easy for an OEM remote starter to be programmed run the engine at 1500 RPM or to vary the RPM slightly well above idle during warm-up. It could even turn on loads, such as the AC,...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-14-2017, 09:38 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,985
Posted By dynosor
One reason the Honda engine survives is that it...

One reason the Honda engine survives is that it doe not produce much torque at low revs; even wide open. The four cylinder turbo engine ( I presume) of the new X3 is another matter entirely; unless...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-14-2017, 09:29 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,985
Posted By dynosor
Exactly! And it stops the system from leaking...

Exactly! And it stops the system from leaking coolant.
Forum: Off-Topic 01-14-2017, 09:16 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,985
Posted By dynosor
The fact that your wife's driving violates both...

The fact that your wife's driving violates both my and Spartan's belief systems for cold engine driving, without being sent to hell directly, indicates that automotive dogma is based on personal...
Forum: Off-Topic 01-13-2017, 05:53 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,985
Posted By dynosor
My religion does not allow me to lug an engine,...

My religion does not allow me to lug an engine, especially when it is cold. When I first drive off after a cold start I make a point to not load the engine more than very lightly, when spinning at...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-04-2016, 12:27 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 617
Posted By dynosor
The car should save the owner; especially if he...

The car should save the owner; especially if he is making payments on it. If the car kills him, the payments stop :)

If you want to play these mind games; what do you think about driverless cars...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-04-2016, 12:24 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 632
Posted By dynosor
Near the ground in a horizontal attitude; 120...

Near the ground in a horizontal attitude; 120 MPH. Head first, 180 MPH.

Not fast enough to punch through that net :)
Forum: Off-Topic 09-25-2016, 08:01 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,353
Posted By dynosor
Roger that!

Roger that!
Forum: Off-Topic 09-25-2016, 06:25 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,353
Posted By dynosor
Rather than voice what reads like overt threats,...

Rather than voice what reads like overt threats, just tell them to watch the movie "Pulp fiction". There, bad guys run into worse guys, and the friction gets interesting :)
Forum: Off-Topic 09-20-2016, 11:02 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 523
Posted By dynosor
https://writingasaprofession.files.wordpress.com/2...

https://writingasaprofession.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/telly-savalas-who-loves-ya-baby.jpg
Forum: Off-Topic 09-15-2016, 07:16 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,353
Posted By dynosor
Looks like I remembered incorrectly. Same light...

Looks like I remembered incorrectly. Same light comes on when ABS is disabled by the car's brain as when you turn of both torque control and brake stability control. Not the same thing as tuning...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-15-2016, 11:57 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,353
Posted By dynosor
My E46 has three settings for "traction control: ...

My E46 has three settings for "traction control:

Traction control on with ABS on. This is the default when you strat the car.
Traction control off with ABS on
Traction control off with ABS off...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-14-2016, 09:50 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,353
Posted By dynosor
Sure it can be turned off. The traction control...

Sure it can be turned off. The traction control has two or three settings depending on your car model. One of them is off. Read the manual. ABS off is for certain snow driving conditions where...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-14-2016, 09:46 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,353
Posted By dynosor
Oh, the ABS absolutely stops the wheels from...

Oh, the ABS absolutely stops the wheels from turning, briefly. If you look carefully, you may see a series of 6" long rubber stripes left on the road from this.
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