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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Yesterday, 09:15 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 65
Posted By Zeichen311
Welcome to the 'Fest. That is an aftermarket...

Welcome to the 'Fest.

That is an aftermarket product, not a factory option or BMW accessory. Almost all such "door guards" are adhesive-backed and can be peeled right off the car (with some care)....
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 04-19-2014, 10:04 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 593
Posted By Zeichen311
With respect, that is the wrong lesson to take...

With respect, that is the wrong lesson to take away from this event. The DSC system saved your bacon when the rear end began to come around, by braking the inside rear wheel, ignoring your throttle...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-12-2014, 04:55 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,105
Posted By Zeichen311
Pretty much. Oh, and always be good to your Mom....

Pretty much. Oh, and always be good to your Mom. :)
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-12-2014, 07:16 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,711
Posted By Zeichen311
Along with Sussex, Morris, Somerset and Hunterdon...

Along with Sussex, Morris, Somerset and Hunterdon counties...all of which (in NJ alone) are wealthier than Bergen. ;) I can understand & respect staying rooted for the family; I just hope you're not...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-11-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,105
Posted By Zeichen311
It was common...decades ago. There was a...

It was common...decades ago. There was a headlight-flash custom in the early days of the BMW CCA, when BMWs were among the very few cars to integrate the headlight beam switch with the turn signal...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-11-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,711
Posted By Zeichen311
Every time you post that beast, I think of Binky...

Every time you post that beast, I think of Binky in this old Dodge commercial. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyyii8cypFw
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-11-2014, 05:13 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,711
Posted By Zeichen311
F*^% off. :grouphug: With love from Jersey. ...

F*^% off.

:grouphug: With love from Jersey.

:angel:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-11-2014, 07:09 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 634
Posted By Zeichen311
Duplicate post:...

Duplicate post: http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=764691
:dunno:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-10-2014, 02:28 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,503
Posted By Zeichen311
And you park in all of those places by the...

And you park in all of those places by the Braille method. :rofl:

That clown is lucky the crew decided it was easier/faster/safer for a half-dozen guys to shift the car by brute force, than to...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-10-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 185
Posted By Zeichen311
Updated E90/E91/E92/E93 Bentley manual coming June 2

I just received notice from Bentley Publishers that they are releasing a new edition of their 3 Series E90/E91/E92/E93 repair manual. The updated manual will feature comprehensive coverage of the...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-10-2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,022
Posted By Zeichen311
Oh joy, one more thing to get squared away before...

Oh joy, one more thing to get squared away before the driving season. :)
Thanks for posting--I have an unrelated service appointment tomorrow and will be sure to inquire about getting a spot near...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-10-2014, 04:11 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 322
Posted By Zeichen311
Nope.

Nope.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-09-2014, 12:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 620
Posted By Zeichen311
True for the wheels on the right (passenger) side...

True for the wheels on the right (passenger) side of the car. For the left side, you'd better drive in reverse. ;)

This technique is best reserved for emergencies, as in,...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-09-2014, 09:50 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 620
Posted By Zeichen311
Archimedes. ;) ("Give me [a lever long...

Archimedes. ;)

("Give me [a lever long enough and] a place to stand and I shall move the earth.")
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-08-2014, 12:56 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 973
Posted By Zeichen311
That's a 318ti. Just promise us that you won't...

That's a 318ti. Just promise us that you won't take it personally after getting dusted by a 1.8L normally-aspirated four-banger. He had a looong head-start. :rofl:

(Disclaimer: I owned a 318is for...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-08-2014, 12:17 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 492
Posted By Zeichen311
I agree, even though plated plastic (it's not...

I agree, even though plated plastic (it's not solid metal, as you can see) is not the most durable stuff. In your shoes, I wouldn't quit after just one rejection. Maybe ask the dealer to escalate it...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-08-2014, 10:11 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,028
Posted By Zeichen311
///M330xipdqFTMFW? :rofl:

///M330xipdqFTMFW?

:rofl:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-08-2014, 10:04 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 677
Posted By Zeichen311
Hot lubricants.

Hot lubricants.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-08-2014, 10:01 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 754
Posted By Zeichen311
I believe there was a BMW SIB on the subject of...

I believe there was a BMW SIB on the subject of reconstituted water and leather care. IIRC, they cannot assure the quality of aftermarket water and only recommend the Genuine BMW product (available...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-08-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 492
Posted By Zeichen311
You understood why (1) was denied of course,...

You understood why (1) was denied of course, under the "you break it, you bought it" principle. The factory warranty also does not cover parts that are lost/misplaced/stolen (2), damage due to...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-07-2014, 12:37 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 150
Posted By Zeichen311
Not sure what you mean...what year/model are we...

Not sure what you mean...what year/model are we talking about? AFAIK, on any post-LCI E9x the lenses are clear and the indicators are an array of colorless LEDs that illuminate amber.

If you're...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-07-2014, 06:14 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,028
Posted By Zeichen311
Because racecar. And they secretly wish they were...

Because racecar. And they secretly wish they were Furby.
Forum: General Automotive Forum 04-05-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 203
Posted By Zeichen311
A bolt is not going to break the bank. If it's a...

A bolt is not going to break the bank. If it's a common bolt size that is used in several places and on several models, it might be under a dollar. If it's less common, with only one or two...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 (2012 - current) 04-03-2014, 06:50 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 806
Posted By Zeichen311
I'm going to go with option B. :p In my...

I'm going to go with option B. :p

In my smuggler's hold you will find a safety vest, a space blanket, two bungee cords, a hefty sum of cash, seven Clif bars, a spare Swiss Army knife, two bottles...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-02-2014, 01:57 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 7,231
Posted By Zeichen311
Two wheels onto the grass while braking? Seems to...

Two wheels onto the grass while braking? Seems to me like a recipe for the kind of torque you don't want.
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