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Forum: Off-Topic 03-28-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 495
Posted By dtkw
Let us know how well it works with your car.

Let us know how well it works with your car.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-28-2015, 04:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 609
Posted By dtkw
No. I could not do it too. Too lonely out...

No. I could not do it too. Too lonely out there. Others were right, madness would join me if I did that.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-26-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 3,886
Posted By dtkw
If I had the money, I'd buy a Porsche Turbo the...

If I had the money, I'd buy a Porsche Turbo the one with all wheel drive and 400hp and 60 mph at 4 seconds.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-26-2015, 08:44 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 3,886
Posted By dtkw
Would you have to pay more for insurance for the...

Would you have to pay more for insurance for the Porsche then the BMW?
Forum: Off-Topic 03-25-2015, 08:13 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 276
Posted By dtkw
When I was a teen, I went to India with a friend...

When I was a teen, I went to India with a friend foir 20 days, at the end of the trip I lost 20 pounds and darker tan. When I came home the maid wouldn't open the door for me. LOL
Forum: Off-Topic 03-24-2015, 01:37 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,117
Posted By dtkw
In a plane, I rather have a full and happy baby...

In a plane, I rather have a full and happy baby then a hungry screaming baby. I always sleep in the plane.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 01:48 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 5,909
Posted By dtkw
Sandy, have you been kicking the tires ? Your...

Sandy, have you been kicking the tires ? Your shoes looked pretty dirty.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 01:46 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,117
Posted By dtkw
I respeicted their privecy didn't take any...

I respeicted their privecy didn't take any picture of such thing.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 10:25 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,117
Posted By dtkw
Yep, I saw one beautiful mommy first lift up her...

Yep, I saw one beautiful mommy first lift up her shirt and put the baby there. You could see the whole nipple and the baby put his or her month there.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-23-2015, 10:23 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 224
Posted By dtkw
Some of the monks have superpower to endure...

Some of the monks have superpower to endure whatever we throw at them. I saw one in China long time ago. Same thing, sitting in a hot bowl with fire under.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-19-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 412
Posted By dtkw
Oner good esmple not all cops are bad, remember...

Oner good esmple not all cops are bad, remember the cop who bought a homeless man a pair of shoes?
Forum: Site Feedback / Questions / Suggestions 03-18-2015, 04:30 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 215
Posted By dtkw
No, it's more like a ad to lure you to update...

No, it's more like a ad to lure you to update maybe.:dunno:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2015, 08:00 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 336
Posted By dtkw
No way. I use my iPhone 5 as a phone, iPod...

No way. I use my iPhone 5 as a phone, iPod listen to music when I am bored. Check emails. Play a few games. That's it. No way it would replace my sex life. LOL
Forum: Off-Topic 03-12-2015, 02:33 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 182
Posted By dtkw
My iPhone 5 is just for phone call, listen to...

My iPhone 5 is just for phone call, listen to music and emails. Nothing else to stare at.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-12-2015, 12:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 182
Posted By dtkw
Well, my girl friend is super hot and wanted to...

Well, my girl friend is super hot and wanted to have a baby with me. So no need condom for our sex.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-05-2015, 07:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 376
Posted By dtkw
Is that a man or a boy, if it's a man, then the...

Is that a man or a boy, if it's a man, then the woman is a giant.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-03-2015, 02:37 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 676
Posted By dtkw
Let's be fare, it's just not my cup of tea. If...

Let's be fare, it's just not my cup of tea. If he likes it, let it be.
Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2015, 07:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 337
Posted By dtkw
Ok, you are a volunteer police officer, was that...

Ok, you are a volunteer police officer, was that you video taping the event? Than why didn't you interfere the beating?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 06:17 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 320
Posted By dtkw
He was a legend in the film industries. RIP my...

He was a legend in the film industries. RIP my friend.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 06:15 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 493
Posted By dtkw
I found nowadays Insurance companies have been...

I found nowadays Insurance companies have been denying many claim with bogus policy.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-21-2015, 05:22 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 866
Posted By dtkw
you are going to be a very sharp shooter to do...

you are going to be a very sharp shooter to do that.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-21-2015, 05:01 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 868
Posted By dtkw
Any news from the reaction of the New Yorker?

Any news from the reaction of the New Yorker?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-18-2015, 11:23 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 348
Posted By dtkw
May this year of the sheep would bring all of us...

May this year of the sheep would bring all of us here a good future.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2015, 11:15 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,543
Posted By dtkw
agree.....

agree.....
Forum: Off-Topic 02-16-2015, 10:24 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,543
Posted By dtkw
Good for you, good deed would return to you.

Good for you, good deed would return to you.
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