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Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-18-2011, 04:47 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 25,657
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
1). I ordered 2 of the DISA o-rings from the...

1). I ordered 2 of the DISA o-rings from the link on eBay (above) back on 2/2/11...I plan on seeing if it will fit my 525 DISA.

2). I believe it will fit, very curious. Disappointed by...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-16-2011, 06:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,364
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Brother at this point ya gotta read. Seriously,...

Brother at this point ya gotta read. Seriously, the solution will sit squarely in front of your eyes. The links YOU need to read have been nicely offered by Bluebee above.

A). Your problem,...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-16-2011, 02:09 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,364
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Untrue. "Bad" fan clutches can fail in two...

Untrue.

"Bad" fan clutches can fail in two ways 1). they can seize and turn your fan blades into a Mako Shark under your hood and 2). they spin like Michael Jackson on 50cc of barbs...the fan...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-16-2011, 02:05 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,364
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
You live in Michigan. It's f*cking cold there...

You live in Michigan.
It's f*cking cold there right now.
(so I doubt your fan clutch is causing this).

1). Low level of coolant/check to see where it's at yo and look for a leak.

2). Air in...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-16-2011, 01:57 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,553
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
I feel you dog. Buy some oil filters and an...

I feel you dog.

Buy some oil filters and an air filter.

Splurge. Maybe even some wiper blade inserts. I love new coils at 90K miles. I love spark plugs every 50K. I dig fuel filters every...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-16-2011, 07:51 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,553
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
I don't think we need photos. Your eyes will...

I don't think we need photos. Your eyes will work just fine and the good news is you can solve this problem in two minutes and with two dollars.

New bleeder screw.
Wait till car is ice cold....
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-16-2011, 05:27 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 981
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Like Madonna's coochie, the video is dead. ...

Like Madonna's coochie, the video is dead.

Let dead things die.

Daniel Craig would kick the snot out of Clive Owen. There's only two Bonds worthy of watching a battle with eachother and...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-14-2011, 10:21 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 429
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
See post # 3. And vote.

See post # 3.

And vote.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-14-2011, 07:02 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 11,525
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Smoke Test is the only 'real' way to find a...

Smoke Test is the only 'real' way to find a vacuum leak.

FYI: A a leaking valve cover gasket will offer you oil and that oil shows you that if oil is getting out, you have a leak.

Stuff...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-14-2011, 05:58 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 429
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Wish a fellow e39'er Happy Valentines Day

Dear Chivas, Jason5driver, mmm635, Gumbi4u, Bill, jase007, 16valex and all who've helped me with my CEL's, flatbed needs/repairs, rear differential leaks and nine (9) suspensions (with one more this...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 02-14-2011, 05:54 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 11,525
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
1). P0171 = Lean = cheapest and most importantly...

1). P0171 = Lean = cheapest and most importantly smartest thing to do first = check for vacuum leak.

You just spent $400.00 on "stuff"

Lean = either too much air or not enough fuel

Lean...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 11-03-2010, 10:35 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 7,488
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Textar Ceramic is simply another pad that boasts...

Textar Ceramic is simply another pad that boasts LOW DUST and as soon as you hear that...as soon as you hear "ceramic" you know instantly it is not gonna bite like OEM:
...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-02-2009, 12:10 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,558
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
A truly great set-up. Let me add this info...

A truly great set-up. Let me add this info regarding sway bar choice:

1). M5 rear sway is 16.5mm, costs ~$110.00.
2). Dinan rear sway is 17mm, adjustable and costs $199.00:
...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 10-02-2009, 11:35 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,348
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Focus on one thing: stopping your car from...

Focus on one thing: stopping your car from running hot as it is once again, running hot.

The power steering leak is mice nuts, hamster nuts, gerbil nuts and ferret balls.

Your engine was...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-30-2009, 03:15 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,558
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
DINAN stage 1 = Eibach Pro Kit springs with Koni...

DINAN stage 1 = Eibach Pro Kit springs with Koni S/A's.

(that's what it is)

I vote for choice # 3. Keep yer OEM Sport Springs and go with KONI Sports or like I did...go with KONI FSD.
...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-29-2009, 01:46 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,013
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
H&R + Bilstein Sports are destroying your car. ...

H&R + Bilstein Sports are destroying your car. The Fort Ree/NY/NJ Autobahn won't improve.

OEM Sport Springs + Koni S/A's = FYW
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-29-2009, 01:42 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,812
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
This thread is srs bsns. Bimmerfiver's...

This thread is srs bsns.

Bimmerfiver's paint never has swirls, Chivas' paint looks tie-dyed.

Bimmerfiver's 18" BBS RK's in plasma finish with Bridgestone RE760's will defeat Chivas' FIKSE's. ...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-28-2009, 02:23 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,812
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
It's about teh gout and whether Chivas can make...

It's about teh gout and whether Chivas can make it through the e39 Quadrathalon Contest, above, without being carted off the field with a sprained gouty ankle.
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-28-2009, 02:21 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,170
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Get a supercharger instead. It'll cost a few more...

Get a supercharger instead. It'll cost a few more bucks though.

This mod is going to be on the next commercial for Bud Light's Real Men of Genius....
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-26-2009, 10:31 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,812
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Ken, you never had it. :bigpimp:

Ken, you never had it. :bigpimp:
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-26-2009, 10:20 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,812
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
This entire thread is about WTF. It's called...

This entire thread is about WTF. It's called humor. Laugh it up fuzzballs. Wit, humor and 5w40 Amsoil, get em'.

I will defeat Chivas in the egg roll contest and how? He'll come down with a...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-25-2009, 07:51 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,812
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Andy, andy. Pics of Jawas w/third degree burns...

Andy, andy. Pics of Jawas w/third degree burns aren't needed. Just vote!
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-25-2009, 07:19 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,812
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Chivas Vs. Bimmerfiver e39 Death Match - POLL

Okay, vote for the winner in each category:

1). Chivas Vs. Bimmerfiver in: Egg Roll Eating Contest to the death - who consumes the most before dying?

2). Chivas Vs. Bimmerfiver in e39 Front...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-21-2009, 07:02 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 606
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
Chewie threw some Koni Yellow shocks on the...

Chewie threw some Koni Yellow shocks on the landing gear:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/millenium%20falcon%20landing%20gear/txkarenr/txkarenr2/txkarenr3/SWPicFalconsFoot.jpg
...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-21-2009, 06:47 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,206
Posted By HanSolofliesBMW
+1 OP, snag yourself a nice 1/2"...

+1

OP, snag yourself a nice 1/2" drive/socket set and a breaker bar in 1/2".

I disagree with the use of WD40, it is NOT NOT NOT designed/formulated/whateverated to loosen bolts. It...
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