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Forum: Off-Topic 02-28-2015, 04:41 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 409
Posted By MatWiz
Actually, Poodles, contrary to common beliefs are...

Actually, Poodles, contrary to common beliefs are known to be an aggressive breed. :rofl:

But I get what you're saying. I think you'd want to use Cocker Spaniel next time. ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 06:56 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,797
Posted By MatWiz
Look at their "shoes". You can't keep your feet...

Look at their "shoes". You can't keep your feet clean with these.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 409
Posted By MatWiz
Add to that that they forged her signature, or...

Add to that that they forged her signature, or Photoshopped it.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 09:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 409
Posted By MatWiz
Argh! Those Pit Bulls again.

Never let your pit bull do the laundry. :nono:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2015, 06:44 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 726
Posted By MatWiz
Happy birthday! :)

Happy birthday! :)
Forum: Off-Topic 02-26-2015, 06:42 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 726
Posted By MatWiz
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-25-2015, 08:18 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 138
Posted By MatWiz
i think that years ago, i have already reach the...

i think that years ago, i have already reach the point of knowing every joke ever told on the planet. :(
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2015, 09:54 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 128
Posted By MatWiz
You've got mad Youtube video posting skilz, yo. ...

You've got mad Youtube video posting skilz, yo.

:stickpoke
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2015, 07:13 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 266
Posted By MatWiz
Hello wristwatch people. LeCoultre watch for $5.99...

https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/FIT_TO_WIDTH-w500/8a2a1adc9cbdd20714808a7c8d3a18c83e29cfee.png

https://www.yahoo.com/makers/man-finds-35-000-treasure-at-goodwill-111415909070.html
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2015, 06:58 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 838
Posted By MatWiz
I was making a...

I was making a http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=346869&stc=1&d=1350879906 JOKE http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=346869&stc=1&d=1350879906.
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Forum: Off-Topic 02-21-2015, 05:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 838
Posted By MatWiz
Best way to stop a shooter, is to shoot into his...

Best way to stop a shooter, is to shoot into his gun's barrel. That's what I always do. Works every time.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-21-2015, 05:08 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 838
Posted By MatWiz
Same here. BOTH of them went for their guns,...

Same here. BOTH of them went for their guns, there is more to this story.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-20-2015, 04:48 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,797
Posted By MatWiz
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Maybe his mom ordered the...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Maybe his mom ordered the cake and was not so nice to the bakers.... ?? :dunno: :rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-20-2015, 04:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 239
Posted By MatWiz
Looks like my lenovo doesn't have it.

Looks like my lenovo doesn't have it.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-20-2015, 03:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 239
Posted By MatWiz
Oh thanks. I have CCleaner so I'll take a look...

Oh thanks. I have CCleaner so I'll take a look and see if I have it. Thanks!
Forum: Off-Topic 02-20-2015, 03:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 239
Posted By MatWiz
U.S. government urges Lenovo customers to remove Superfish software

So? I have a lenovo. How do I look for that Superfish, and remove it if I find it?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 09:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 270
Posted By MatWiz
See? i pay attention to details. :rofl:

See? i pay attention to details. :rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 08:43 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 846
Posted By MatWiz
huh. And everybody believed him before this...

huh. And everybody believed him before this video. Fry this guy.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 04:42 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 330
Posted By MatWiz
It wasn't written in any articles I've seen, but...

It wasn't written in any articles I've seen, but the local news radio said that he was fired from the car service / limo company but then when the company was sold, the new management re-hired him. ...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 04:35 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,428
Posted By MatWiz
How old was he, and how old is she?

How old was he, and how old is she?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 04:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 270
Posted By MatWiz
How do you think Sportsdad became a seahawks fan?...

How do you think Sportsdad became a seahawks fan? He was a Patriots fan until his Sri Lanka's neighbor hit him on his head with a bottle of Crown Royal. ...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 08:17 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 270
Posted By MatWiz
He may have survived the head on hit, but he will...

He may have survived the head on hit, but he will be stupid now.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 08:11 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 330
Posted By MatWiz
Dude. Read the picture.

Dude. Read the picture.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 08:10 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 330
Posted By MatWiz
Seat belt. He was a passenger in the back seat. ...

Seat belt. He was a passenger in the back seat. I don't think I normally put on a seatbelt when in the back seat. I should change my habit!
Forum: Off-Topic 02-17-2015, 08:05 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,428
Posted By MatWiz
I didn't read yet further than that. But this is...

I didn't read yet further than that. But this is exactly what I was thinking when I read the OP. I have been to a few hospices (for clients), and these places look like the last places that need...
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