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Forum: General BMW Yesterday, 02:01 PM
Replies: 31
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Posted By dolfan13
Thats funny sh1t dude.I've been on forums for...

Thats funny sh1t dude.I've been on forums for over 20 years ,when someone calls out on grammar they usually know nothing about cars.
Forum: General BMW Yesterday, 11:57 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,457
Posted By dolfan13
Not so well with grammar ,I do study automobile...

Not so well with grammar ,I do study automobile design intently.So can you follow me around the forums and correct my grammar ?
Forum: General BMW 09-17-2014, 09:52 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,457
Posted By dolfan13
How many Camry's on the worlds roads or Toyota's...

How many Camry's on the worlds roads or Toyota's for that matter.How many per million UIA cases per million vehicles across the all manufactures?
Forum: General BMW 09-16-2014, 03:08 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,457
Posted By dolfan13
You do realize the shifter is only a switch as an...

You do realize the shifter is only a switch as an input to the processor.I read these comments about shifting into neutral,maybe this has no effect in these failures.The best electrical engineers in...
Forum: General BMW 09-15-2014, 09:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,457
Posted By dolfan13
Idid follow the investigation and research very...

Idid follow the investigation and research very closely.One thing I see often failed to mention was the case for Tin Whiskers.In 07 and 08 Toyota did a accelerator circuit redesign just to help...
Forum: E60 (2004 - 2010) 09-15-2014, 03:05 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 252
Posted By dolfan13
Make your own.Google the recipe ,can all be had...

Make your own.Google the recipe ,can all be had at Lowes.Will be cheaper and better.
Forum: E60 (2004 - 2010) 09-12-2014, 09:00 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 522
Posted By dolfan13
All the above and get yourself at least BMWhat...

All the above and get yourself at least BMWhat app or INPA.Need to be able to reset faults yourself.I changed valve seals and usual gaskets at 80k when I bought the 545i.Now at 150k and starting to...
Forum: 7 Series - E38 (1995 - 2001) 09-11-2014, 10:40 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,384
Posted By dolfan13
Those wheels.....that chrome.......to each their...

Those wheels.....that chrome.......to each their own I guess.
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-11-2014, 04:28 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Well put shobiz3000!Especially the guy in a...

Well put shobiz3000!Especially the guy in a performance car going 10mph under said speed limit and will not get out of the freaking way!!
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-10-2014, 03:05 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Thanks well put,but I see more than a few very...

Thanks well put,but I see more than a few very grey haired hot rodders doing burn outs a the local drive in.Just a little light up ,not a tire scorcher.
Forum: E60 M5 (2006 - 2010) 09-10-2014, 10:14 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 238
Posted By dolfan13
I would do the tranny fluids for sure.maybe rear...

I would do the tranny fluids for sure.maybe rear diff.May as well do coolant also.
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-10-2014, 06:59 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
That a Prius I see flying by!JC would be ashamed!

That a Prius I see flying by!JC would be ashamed!
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-10-2014, 06:42 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Well I guess I'll just have whip out the e60...

Well I guess I'll just have whip out the e60 m5.The much maligned v10.The 535i is actually the wife's car.Chevy pickup daily driver.
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-10-2014, 06:15 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Why do you keep bringing up a Camry?I know people...

Why do you keep bringing up a Camry?I know people who have built 10 sec Camry's.Once again this is the wrong forum for me.Ive had street rods,dirt track cars,supercharged M5s.Burn a little rubber big...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-10-2014, 05:54 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Just make sure it's not an Alpina, an M or an F10...

Just make sure it's not an Alpina, an M or an F10 550 and make sure you can cope with a loss - cause you will have some coming with a 535.

JB4 tune.




carry on.[/QUOTE]
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-10-2014, 03:20 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
So you didn't buy a car with this much horse...

So you didn't buy a car with this much horse power for any particular reason.I guess all of you drive a 525i?Never exceed the speed limit?I drove through Ala.down 65 and at least 20 cars were doing...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 04:47 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Granny had a Porsche GT2 !What was I to do.She...

Granny had a Porsche GT2 !What was I to do.She did smoke me though.Left a pair of panties for you.
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 04:08 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
I was actually at the gas station putting fuel in...

I was actually at the gas station putting fuel in the bimmer looking across at my opportunity .Keep your panties on.
Forum: E60 M5 (2006 - 2010) 09-09-2014, 03:55 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 238
Posted By dolfan13
SMG had some improvements in 08 I believe.I...

SMG had some improvements in 08 I believe.I currently looking for an 08 6 speed to avoid SMG altogether .The carrier sleeve for the clutch prematurely wears trashing the tranny.Thats what I remember...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 02:50 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Hey OP this is not the forum your looking for.

Hey OP this is not the forum your looking for.
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 01:48 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Hey OP we used to call it kill stories

Hey OP we used to call it kill stories
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 01:23 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
I've got it but the dang battery won't...

I've got it but the dang battery won't charge.Need it replaced.Im going to floor it down this unusually long on ramp right now.LMAO!!
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 12:45 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
You people are funny,I've had 850hp Supras and...

You people are funny,I've had 850hp Supras and drove them like heck.I was in my 30s then LOL.Ive had 8 BMWs and done my share of legal drag racing and road racing.Ive also done the illegal stuff.Just...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 12:02 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Floor it off the line from a red light?Can be...

Floor it off the line from a red light?Can be dangerous.Depends on the intersection and time of day/night.Have been many innocent people killed by street racers.Stomping on the gas to 60mph on a...
Forum: F10 / F11 (2011 - Current) 09-09-2014, 09:13 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,789
Posted By dolfan13
Need to go to Germany and drive unlimited speed...

Need to go to Germany and drive unlimited speed area of autobahn .Would be funny to get passed going 155 mph by a granny.Happened to me LOL!
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