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Forum: Off-Topic 07-22-2015, 04:39 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 271
Posted By ShopVac
Last I saw, he drove a Titleist, not a BMW. ...

Last I saw, he drove a Titleist, not a BMW.


Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-19-2015, 06:56 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 597
Posted By ShopVac
Get over it already, he pushed off. :rolleyes: ...

Get over it already, he pushed off. :rolleyes: Your teams not as good as you think they are... :tsk: :p





+1 :D
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2015, 02:46 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 297
Posted By ShopVac
We get those, right after getting the pictures of...

We get those, right after getting the pictures of Uranus. :p

Ha, those jokes never get old...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-13-2015, 03:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 490
Posted By ShopVac
Well, to quote Rusty Griswold, "It's expensive...

Well, to quote Rusty Griswold, "It's expensive having an entourage"
Forum: Off-Topic 07-06-2015, 04:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 512
Posted By ShopVac
Freddy Mercury, I'm really happy for you...and...

Freddy Mercury, I'm really happy for you...and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best video's of all time. One of the best video's of all time!
Forum: Off-Topic 06-26-2015, 04:05 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 249
Posted By ShopVac
Married With Children did a whole thing on Emma...

Married With Children did a whole thing on Emma Peel. She was a hottie back in the day. :p
Forum: Off-Topic 06-17-2015, 03:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,225
Posted By ShopVac
Every team passed on Branden Saad - including the...

Every team passed on Branden Saad - including the Pens. :rolleyes:
Forum: Off-Topic 06-17-2015, 03:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 578
Posted By ShopVac
Wow +1. I actually think I'd poop my...

Wow +1.

I actually think I'd poop my drawers if they ever did that to me... :p
Forum: Off-Topic 05-29-2015, 03:26 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 461
Posted By ShopVac
Hmmm, I thought the word "BLOW" was a completely...

Hmmm, I thought the word "BLOW" was a completely different gesture. :D
Forum: Off-Topic 05-28-2015, 04:25 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 359
Posted By ShopVac
And he wonders why he's got a gut. :thumbup:

And he wonders why he's got a gut. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-26-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 912
Posted By ShopVac
That chick is going to be high maintenance......

That chick is going to be high maintenance... :rolleyes:
Forum: Off-Topic 05-17-2015, 06:12 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 711
Posted By ShopVac
I have no idea why I still have a home phone. We...

I have no idea why I still have a home phone. We pay $20.00 a month for server, that when it rings, we never answer.

But my wife is so concerned about getting these calls on her cell...we...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-06-2015, 05:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 447
Posted By ShopVac
According to death clock - Thursday, my...

According to death clock -

Thursday, my death date will be May 12, 2044, which I'll be 73.

Grandmother lived in her mid 90's - but my grandfather was 78.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-22-2015, 03:43 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 319
Posted By ShopVac
Delayed the game ~30 minutes for that. In...

Delayed the game ~30 minutes for that.

In hockey, you wait. Baseball - who cares.
Forum: Off-Topic 04-18-2015, 04:44 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,225
Posted By ShopVac
Pens suck so bad right now...so bad, that I'm...

Pens suck so bad right now...so bad, that I'm thinking the Rangers will take it in 3.

I thought the Islanders were looking good til that collapse after going up 3-1 last night...not sure what to...
Forum: Off-Topic 04-03-2015, 06:23 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 555
Posted By ShopVac
They didn't blow it up? I sat through an...

They didn't blow it up?

I sat through an entire crappy Journey song waiting for the big kaboom. Where was the kaboom?

Lame :tsk:
Forum: Off-Topic 04-02-2015, 05:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 743
Posted By ShopVac
Congrats :thumbup: Just hit 18...

Congrats :thumbup:




Just hit 18 myself...question if I'll make 18 and a quarter. ;)
Forum: Off-Topic 03-26-2015, 03:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 844
Posted By ShopVac
"If one person kills himself and 149 other...

"If one person kills himself and 149 other people, a word other than suicide should be used,"

I agree. :(
Forum: Off-Topic 03-15-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 501
Posted By ShopVac
Ahhh, see...here's where you have it wrong. 2...

Ahhh, see...here's where you have it wrong. 2 Pie are square. :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-14-2015, 01:18 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 501
Posted By ShopVac
Little Pie contribution. Personally was not a...

Little Pie contribution. Personally was not a fan...but also didn't know that Peter Frampton was in the band. Now I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryf08xePJBs
Forum: Off-Topic 03-07-2015, 04:36 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,575
Posted By ShopVac
Not to take away from the girls abilities on the...

Not to take away from the girls abilities on the bottom two vids - especially covering Gilmore, who I think is one of the best and I feel rarely covered because of the difficulty.

But that top...
Forum: Off-Topic 03-04-2015, 06:30 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 5,592
Posted By ShopVac
^^^ ^^^ ...

^^^ ^^^
No way would I touch that leash. :eek:
Forum: Off-Topic 03-02-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 413
Posted By ShopVac
And each time I chuckle my arse off once Sponge...

And each time I chuckle my arse off once Sponge Bob rounds the corner...needless.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-28-2015, 02:58 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,024
Posted By ShopVac
Blizzard of 93, some dick did that to me in front...

Blizzard of 93, some dick did that to me in front of my house. My neighbors moved their cars so I could fit in with them.

I iced the guys car down with a garden hose. I was pissed.

Needless -...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-27-2015, 06:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By ShopVac
My brother-in-law had a pit bull - sweetest dog...

My brother-in-law had a pit bull - sweetest dog ever.

Was so sad when he passed :(
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