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Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 09-15-2014, 11:47 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 18,478
Posted By noego
I got mine at Wal Mart, brought it home,...

I got mine at Wal Mart, brought it home, disconnected and removed the old battery, hooked up the new battery... took me longer to set the clock than to change the battery.
Forum: Off-Topic 09-12-2014, 12:10 PM
Replies: 497
Views: 31,559
Posted By noego
Nipples

Nipples
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 09-09-2014, 09:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 305
Posted By noego
Like a Dalmatian in a firehouse. :rofl:

Like a Dalmatian in a firehouse. :rofl:
Forum: Off-Topic 09-03-2014, 07:28 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,641
Posted By noego
:rofl: The only name I recognized is the model...

:rofl: The only name I recognized is the model who was in Sports Illustrated.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-31-2014, 05:53 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 307
Posted By noego
Very nice. If it was a "real" Russian dash...

Very nice.

If it was a "real" Russian dash cam you would have hit a moose, a guy on a motorcycle would have hit you, a semi would have swerved into your lane, a guy would have been working on his...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-30-2014, 08:03 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 233
Posted By noego
http://www.jacklinks.com/

http://www.jacklinks.com/
Forum: Off-Topic 08-24-2014, 11:49 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 282
Posted By noego
everybody out of the pool

http://youtu.be/WzQ_acJERHw
Forum: Off-Topic 08-22-2014, 01:33 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 912
Posted By noego
....keep your hands off of my stack, Jack...

....keep your hands off of my stack, Jack...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-15-2014, 03:05 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,509
Posted By noego
Have fun, FIA, and go like hell!! :)

Have fun, FIA, and go like hell!! :)
Forum: Off-Topic 08-15-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,509
Posted By noego
I agree. Cameras and microphones bring out the...

I agree. Cameras and microphones bring out the moron in Stewart just as they do in lots of other people.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-15-2014, 07:16 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,509
Posted By noego
you and some of the others are trying to convince...

you and some of the others are trying to convince someone who drove a cab - and knows some people... how can anybody argue with that kind of insightful authority? :rofl:

if Ward - RIP - would have...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-11-2014, 06:14 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,460
Posted By noego
http://youtu.be/QD9QAAEfQEA

http://youtu.be/QD9QAAEfQEA
Forum: Off-Topic 08-10-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,509
Posted By noego
I agree. As in many things in life one...

I agree.

As in many things in life one wrong decision quickly leads to a disaster. Every racing organization should use the death of the young driver as an example of what could go wrong, and...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-06-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 668
Posted By noego
Wow! What a way to go.

Wow! What a way to go.
Forum: Off-Topic 08-06-2014, 06:53 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,840
Posted By noego
If you think sex is a pain in the ass you're...

If you think sex is a pain in the ass

you're doing it wrong!
Forum: Off-Topic 08-06-2014, 06:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 927
Posted By noego
Until I looked at the pictures of the model boys...

Until I looked at the pictures of the model boys I had no idea how stylish I am. None of my suits fit either. And wear a belt. Something with a nice buckle. Like the kind of buckles rodeo contestants...
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 08-03-2014, 10:25 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 384
Posted By noego
93k, brakes, tires, belts/pulleys, battery and...

93k, brakes, tires, belts/pulleys, battery and oil changes. edit to add transmission service and transfer case service - both routine. That's it.
Forum: Off-Topic 07-31-2014, 07:07 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 425
Posted By noego
By the looks of him he'll have 9 or 10 years more...

By the looks of him he'll have 9 or 10 years more experience under his belt :thumbup:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-30-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 425
Posted By noego
Forum: Off-Topic 07-28-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 356
Posted By noego
Good one, jummo! :)

Good one, jummo! :)
Forum: Off-Topic 07-27-2014, 08:05 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 356
Posted By noego
joke

A French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the...
Forum: Off-Topic 07-26-2014, 08:14 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,807
Posted By noego
http://youtu.be/pNe6fsaCVtI

http://youtu.be/pNe6fsaCVtI
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 07-15-2014, 02:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 363
Posted By noego
I think that is the first time I've heard of that...

I think that is the first time I've heard of that problem. Have to remember...
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 07-15-2014, 11:24 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 353
Posted By noego
Go to an Auto Zone Store (or about any national...

Go to an Auto Zone Store (or about any national chain auto supply store) and explain that you are having problems starting your car. They will scan (for free! a tip is nice, though) your X3's...
Forum: X3 E83 (2004 - 2010) 07-12-2014, 08:23 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 363
Posted By noego
I think it is your battery. As you will read in...

I think it is your battery. As you will read in the link a battery that seems to be "almost" charged is perhaps only 50% charged.
http://carbatteryworld.com/car-battery-voltage/

The sound from...
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