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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-25-2015, 08:39 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,159
Posted By Bemo
How exciting! We are wishing you many happy days...

How exciting! We are wishing you many happy days together!

Mr. and Mrs. Bemo
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-18-2015, 06:13 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,472
Posted By Bemo
Thanks for the "little pony" visual, having just...

Thanks for the "little pony" visual, having just woken up, I am no longer hungry and will just resort to the usual 3 shots of espresso!

You really screwed it up on this one, how is fixing brakes...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-18-2015, 03:07 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,472
Posted By Bemo
Ahh...i would have kept the ///M, swapped out the...

Ahh...i would have kept the ///M, swapped out the rod bearings, done the breaks and called it a good day.

From now on, thou shalt have a six pack of bud in the fridge, gain some weight, procure a...
Forum: F87 M2 (2016 - current) 04-10-2015, 06:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,013
Posted By Bemo
I firmly believe that the first generation car is...

I firmly believe that the first generation car is just that. Future M2 models will continue to inch closer to the GT car.
Forum: E60 / E61 (2004 - 2010) 04-07-2015, 04:30 PM
Replies: 3,662
Views: 45,992
Posted By Bemo
But I like big buts on a small frame and lots of...

But I like big buts on a small frame and lots of drama!
M3/4 has a big butt on a big frame and a fake, raspy voice. I have to take the bitch to the doctor just to shut her up (read: code off Active...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-06-2015, 04:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 130
Posted By Bemo
RDC Module ist kaputt

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502206

Local dealer replaced it under their "good will" policy, since I'm out of warranty, and I walked out with just a small copay.
Sometimes it pays to have done some work there in the...
Forum: E60 / E61 (2004 - 2010) 04-04-2015, 06:05 AM
Replies: 3,662
Views: 45,992
Posted By Bemo
LMAO it got posted twice for some reason, let's...

LMAO it got posted twice for some reason, let's go for 3:

Say Hello to the 830HP/800Nm(590lb-ft) G-POWER tuned, "Hurricane RRS" E60 M5
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-04-2015, 05:50 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,033
Posted By Bemo
I'll make this quick and little humor goes a long...

I'll make this quick and little humor goes a long way! Lose the 20's and get back down to earth, literally.

https://quizzicalllama.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/tumblr_m5co0txldu1qevlif.gif
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 04-04-2015, 05:42 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 762
Posted By Bemo
Climb To The Clouds VII: Poconos Edition - Saturday, June 20, 2015

Climb to the Clouds VII

Pocono's Edition

Join us for the Seventh Annual Bimmerfester's cruise. This year we are planning an exciting new trip which will take place through the Poconos area of...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 04-04-2015, 05:39 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,693
Posted By Bemo
It's been sorted out with der Kat. Permission...

It's been sorted out with der Kat. Permission granted so I'll post the thread in the E90 forum and it will be turned into a sticky.
Forum: E60 / E61 (2004 - 2010) 04-03-2015, 09:32 PM
Replies: 3,662
Views: 45,992
Posted By Bemo
Dope! ...

Dope!

http://groundy.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/matte-blue-bmw-e60-m5-takes-a-trip-to-amsterdam.jpg
Forum: E60 / E61 (2004 - 2010) 04-03-2015, 09:32 PM
Replies: 3,662
Views: 45,992
Posted By Bemo
Dope! ...

Dope!

http://groundy.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/matte-blue-bmw-e60-m5-takes-a-trip-to-amsterdam.jpg
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F36 (2012 - current) 04-03-2015, 07:19 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,693
Posted By Bemo
It helps to have the blessing of THE spiritual...

It helps to have the blessing of THE spiritual father of C2C! :thumbup::p

The original driving route came from another enthusiast at Mrs. Bemo's workplace.

Last_Sight and Furball massaged it a...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-30-2015, 02:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 961
Posted By Bemo
Now if we can operationalize his best "Take my...

Now if we can operationalize his best "Take my wife...please" one-liner, I can truly enjoy the twisties! :thumbup:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-29-2015, 08:53 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 961
Posted By Bemo
Working on a gathering in the Poconos, in late...

Working on a gathering in the Poconos, in late June. Details to be posted soon.

Hope you're doing well.

Alex
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-26-2015, 08:11 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 702
Posted By Bemo
Tsk Tsk Tsk...thought you would have known. ...

Tsk Tsk Tsk...thought you would have known.
How can Rob bear a bad rod bearing, repeat that 10 times! :p
Knowledge, and in this case paranoia, is power:...
Forum: E60 / E61 (2004 - 2010) 03-25-2015, 06:02 PM
Replies: 3,662
Views: 45,992
Posted By Bemo
Is it OK if I like big butts? You never answered...

Is it OK if I like big butts? You never answered me earlier
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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-25-2015, 06:01 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 920
Posted By Bemo
Dang, I'm jealous! What would go kaput first...

Dang, I'm jealous!
What would go kaput first if I take my 3er to the track:
1. Brakes...that's almost a given
2. Tranny (auto)?
3. No Bueno for the run flats either.

I guess next year when I...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-25-2015, 05:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 702
Posted By Bemo
Wow, must have been a big meal if the sales...

Wow, must have been a big meal if the sales person was so aggressive! ;)

How's your M3? Road bearings doing alright? Oil analyses often or you may find that buying the time share would have been...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 03-22-2015, 03:01 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 18,379
Posted By Bemo
Can't wait! :D

Can't wait! :D
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-21-2015, 10:25 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 920
Posted By Bemo
Good one, DSX! LOLOLOL

Good one, DSX! LOLOLOL
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-20-2015, 03:43 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 474
Posted By Bemo
I had issues with cylinder #4 (new coil and plug)...

I had issues with cylinder #4 (new coil and plug) 5K miles ago and last month #5 crapped out. I took it like a man and told the local stealer to rip out and replace all 6 coils and plugs on my 328....
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 03-20-2015, 03:28 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 743
Posted By Bemo
Did you whip the guy's behind for leaving his...

Did you whip the guy's behind for leaving his tool bag on your hood?
For some reason, that bothers me a lot more than the repair. :D
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-20-2015, 03:24 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 920
Posted By Bemo
Yeah, looking at the running tally of blown...

Yeah, looking at the running tally of blown motors, it's definitely "overblown!" :rofl: Looks like BMW wants you to upgrade to the new car sooner than you otherwise would, although if your motor...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 03-20-2015, 03:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 920
Posted By Bemo
Sell both cars and buy a new ///M! CA did it, we...

Sell both cars and buy a new ///M! CA did it, we should follow suit! :)



Ahh...forgot all about the recipe. Just re-read it on page 161 of the sticky. Two parts tequila and 1 part contreau,...
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