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Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 11-11-2013, 01:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 576
Posted By BMW_tech
You MUST really look into locating the exact...

You MUST really look into locating the exact source of your coolant leak. It might be a simple fix if its only the valley pan or the o-ring on the waterpump pipe abpve it. Just look below the intake...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-15-2010, 10:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,060
Posted By BMW_tech
BMW_tech

I would simply like to say hello to my brothers and sisters here on Bimmerfest. Been awhile, hope you all are doing well. Im not back completely yet and I see some things have changed. Things aren't...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 02-26-2010, 08:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 9,924
Posted By BMW_tech
http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/n62-engi...

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http://usedbmwpartscars.blogspot.com/2009/02/2002-745li-e66-44l-n62-bmw-parts-car.html
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 02-14-2010, 12:36 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,428
Posted By BMW_tech
This may help, troubleshooting manual trans. You...

This may help, troubleshooting manual trans. You probably didn't need a clutch replacement to begin with. We all know that you're in the wrong place and they're taking you for a ride. Arm yourself...
Forum: General BMW 02-14-2010, 12:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 932
Posted By BMW_tech
Whenever problems like these occur and there...

Whenever problems like these occur and there aren't S.I.B.'s applicable that the technician could easily follow, once all diagnostic test plans/procedures are carried out.... A PuMA case is submitted...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 02-14-2010, 12:02 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,170
Posted By BMW_tech
You have a drinking problem, that's taken one...

You have a drinking problem, that's taken one step at a time for up to 12 steps or more. How long have you been driving the vehicle and are there other drivers that can affect the adaptation to the...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 02-13-2010, 11:48 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,404
Posted By BMW_tech
You LOVE the car, happy valentines day to you...

You LOVE the car, happy valentines day to you both. Play your music a little louder and live a little. Some noises are considered normal/characteristic, not all thinks outside the box and compare it...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 01-29-2010, 07:22 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,522
Posted By BMW_tech
In PRISON? No thanks buddy. It's bad enough that...

In PRISON? No thanks buddy. It's bad enough that I work with all dudes indoors all day it feels like prison EXCEPT it pays. Don't accuse a dealership technician with crime or it maybe murder 1, maybe...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 01-29-2010, 04:38 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,522
Posted By BMW_tech
Thanks to the 4 who voted for me. :rofl: Been...

Thanks to the 4 who voted for me. :rofl: Been awhile, nice to see there are still friendly and familiar characters here. Yous guys are the best, y'all deserve to be on this poll. Y'all are helping...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-09-2009, 08:30 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 13,652
Posted By BMW_tech
everyone is a comedian. that's why i can't stay...

everyone is a comedian. that's why i can't stay away from this place. gotta love it. :rofl: :thumbup:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 09-09-2009, 03:00 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,138
Posted By BMW_tech
Those are valet/lot porters/greeters/lot...

Those are valet/lot porters/greeters/lot jockeys/lot sluts/bat boys/etc. working for a minimum wage. What you should have learned from your experience is to ask for an appointment because you want a...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-09-2009, 02:42 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 13,652
Posted By BMW_tech
:rofl: I would update the entire...

:rofl:



I would update the entire vehicle, that is what we do at the dealership when a coded/programmable part is replaced. That way all the modules speak the same language and there wouldn't...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-08-2009, 09:05 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,538
Posted By BMW_tech
Sounds like a fuel pressure gauge should have...

Sounds like a fuel pressure gauge should have been the first tool your tech grabbed. Someone had mentioned the hoses around the intake manifold and the intake boot cracked is most common (they crack...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-08-2009, 08:37 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 13,652
Posted By BMW_tech
If I could see the future my friend, I wouldn't...

If I could see the future my friend, I wouldn't be who and what I am. That's a decision you have to make and I respect that so I will try to answer it as best I can. In my opinion you should just...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-08-2009, 01:48 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 13,652
Posted By BMW_tech
1 Switch unit steering...

1 Switch unit steering column 1 03/2004 61316970833 $651.31


http://www.realoem.com/bmw/showparts.do?model=GL63&mospid=47777&btnr=61_1546&hg=61&fg=35

the coil/clock spring is the steering...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-08-2009, 01:34 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,538
Posted By BMW_tech
A cracked intake would snap, pop, and crackle....

A cracked intake would snap, pop, and crackle. Imagine a cylinder getting less air and when fuel and spark lacks oxygen/air it's not a clean burn therefore there's unburned fuel and a wet spark plug?...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) 09-07-2009, 01:06 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,538
Posted By BMW_tech
When he said "smoke" test, the tech wasn't...

When he said "smoke" test, the tech wasn't suppose to smoke drugs and diagnose your car or have the tech undergo drug testing. Believe it or not, there is a unit that produces smoke without moisture...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-06-2009, 11:59 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,313
Posted By BMW_tech
I was right about it when i chimed in on the...

I was right about it when i chimed in on the original thread you asked to be removed right? Nice replacement, congratulations on redeeming your prize. I would have liked you to trade up on a Formula...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-06-2009, 11:07 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 13,652
Posted By BMW_tech
93C1 Control unit fault (1x) - was blamed for...

93C1 Control unit fault (1x) - was blamed for terrorism

93CB Deactivating satellite vehicle center - gives away the position of the terrorist

93C2 Self test too few messages - the spy sent was...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 09-06-2009, 09:51 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,758
Posted By BMW_tech
This is one of those problems requiring thorough...

This is one of those problems requiring thorough diagnostics of an experienced technician. It is difficult for me to guide you not knowing if all the criterions or pre-requisites has been met to...
Forum: Dealer Feedback / Vehicle Problems 08-14-2009, 08:13 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,109
Posted By BMW_tech
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR, your english seems to...

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR, your english seems to be pretty well so what is the matter with your eyes? Do you have 50/50 vision?
(That means you only read halfway and understands only half of what...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 08-13-2009, 06:50 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,769
Posted By BMW_tech
The hardest part or what makes it difficult to...

The hardest part or what makes it difficult to deal with this problem would be getting an approval to replace the IHKA panel. A PuMA case has to be submitted by the tech after a short diagnostic test...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 08-13-2009, 06:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,564
Posted By BMW_tech
Have I ever steer anyone to the wrong path?...

Have I ever steer anyone to the wrong path? (that's 2,000 posts) I don't think you'll have anymore problems with the stinkin' ABS light. As far as your transmission concern, it should have adapted by...
Forum: Dealer Feedback / Vehicle Problems 08-13-2009, 03:00 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,109
Posted By BMW_tech
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=334755&highlight=


Seat belts are covered under the Certified Pre-Owned program for defects in materials or workmanship only.

If the seatbelt...
Forum: 7 Series - E65 / E66 (2002 - 2008) 08-12-2009, 06:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,564
Posted By BMW_tech
Thanks, I got nuttin' but love for you too. And...

Thanks, I got nuttin' but love for you too. And everyone else you'd represent. That goes to all of you, but NOT in the San Fransissyco way. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
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