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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-26-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
That's common trait amongst eunuchs.

That's common trait amongst eunuchs.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-26-2014, 01:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
There was an old mechanic from the Northeast ...

There was an old mechanic from the Northeast
Who believed his short poems a feast
His screen name was quite Latin
His boxers were tight satin
And the home to three species of yeast!

: puke:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-26-2014, 05:06 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Shud I settel for a M3? Is that to little? Maybe...

Shud I settel for a M3? Is that to little? Maybe the hole sweet of M modils - except the M4, the bastard child of an M3 and X6!

I think I am in good shape - I have a Nigerian Prince ready to bank...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Can anyone translate CWB2's post for me? ...

Can anyone translate CWB2's post for me?

BTW I believe it is "there goats"

BTW BTW I am conserned that our mods can't attatch foto philes to there posts!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
stop trying to confews me with your legal...

stop trying to confews me with your legal double-speak!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Gimme a brake! Is Sue the person I should talk...

Gimme a brake! Is Sue the person I should talk to? It'<COLOR="RED"></COLOR="RED">s her article?

Any experts in international taught out there?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-25-2014, 08:56 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 824
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Should I Sew These Copyright Thieves????

Some cheeky European ///mo-fos are stealing my name! Should I sew them?
...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-22-2014, 12:41 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 639
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Act in haste, repent at leisure... I hope...

Act in haste, repent at leisure...

I hope Dave 20T enjoys the trip, I just hope he knows the difference between Wales and England.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-14-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 639
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
If DSX doesn't go, I'll go! I need to show my...

If DSX doesn't go, I'll go! I need to show my wife London and I was planning on going "home" in September anyway.
However, DSX deserves the opportunity for services rendered to the E90 forum....
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-11-2014, 01:24 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,066
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
That's low. I am afraid someone has been driving...

That's low. I am afraid someone has been driving your car pretty hard. M3's have the same reservoir and a flaw from track day useage is that kind of PS fluid leak. It might not have been tracked,...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-07-2014, 01:11 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 443
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
"munt it"? Is this a new urban dictionary...

"munt it"? Is this a new urban dictionary contraction to be used when one is frustrated installing a part? I think it perfectly captures my thoughts when in that situation!
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 08-05-2014, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 469
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
You have all these schemes, if only you had...

You have all these schemes, if only you had friends...and don't include Cooky, he only loves you because you know how hard he likes his nuts torqued (with and without anti-seize)

Now, what was I...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-31-2014, 08:58 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,870
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I have a response... "Vy vould you be looking...

I have a response...
"Vy vould you be looking at zee komputergewohnenbunkenschlictnasse ven you are driving zee ultimat driving machine?"


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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-31-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,870
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I'll pass that question along to my source.

I'll pass that question along to my source.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-30-2014, 11:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,870
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
The 10 cent spring that is giving GM fits is made...

The 10 cent spring that is giving GM fits is made in Mexico.

[Pause for Republican eye-rolling]

I chatted with a guy who was with the CT company who was trying to redesign the spring so it...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-30-2014, 06:40 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,870
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
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Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-29-2014, 05:33 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,870
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
It is possible to buy kits online...

It is possible to buy kits online (www.getBMWparts.com (http://www.getBMWparts.com)) that has all the oil, filters, gaskets and crush rings you need. I am not sure if aftermarket filters come with...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-28-2014, 10:58 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 555
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Where is the intake now? Front bumper? Does it...

Where is the intake now? Front bumper? Does it need an intercooler to avoid heat soak?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-25-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,416
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Nice work with the finance committee there,...

Nice work with the finance committee there, cooky! I am guessing your wife doesn't know about rhino ramps, jacks and jack stands…were they included in the cost analysis during the presentation?
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-23-2014, 01:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 559
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
I'm looking forward to the local news report on...

I'm looking forward to the local news report on this whole adventure
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-23-2014, 12:57 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,596
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Wow - I imagine how much mulch I can take to the...

Wow - I imagine how much mulch I can take to the track now! Probablt get a decent shrubbery and vegetable patch in too!

[I like to park in a landscaped spot - it is one of the reasons my F1...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-23-2014, 12:50 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 559
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
If you are stressing about the cost on an oil...

If you are stressing about the cost on an oil change in a shop...wait until you need something expensive to be repaired...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-23-2014, 12:19 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,596
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Update: Anything that cannot be driven to the...

Update:
Anything that cannot be driven to the track with 4 18x10 wheels/tires, one sun shelter, umbrella, one chair, 2 5 gallon gas cans, jack, jack stand, impact wrench, oil, power steering fluid,...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-23-2014, 08:44 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,596
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
Anything that cannot be driven on a track is not...

Anything that cannot be driven on a track is not worth driving!
Plus, there aren't enough doors.
Even the ones that are there are too big for the supermarket shopping lot!

: popcorn:
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) 07-23-2014, 04:23 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,870
Posted By ///M-ratedE90
This will definitely confuse the OP!

This will definitely confuse the OP!
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